呆逼还愿人（2014）

Deadbeat S02E03

Part 5 April 16, 2021, 3:07 p.m.

我当时在跳舞
I was dancing,
刚好放了一首歌♥
and this song started to play.
当时正好对我胃口
It was instantly my new jam,
我就想下载到手♥机♥上
and I wanted to download it to my phone,
但我又不知道歌♥名
but I didn't know the name.
我就用音乐雷达搜
I tried to Shazam it,
但是我手♥机♥信♥号♥♥一直不好
but my cell service kept dropping out.
我迅速的跑到阳台找信♥号♥♥
I quickly ran out to the balcony,
但是我把手伸得太远了
but then I stretched
my arm a little too far
超出了栏杆然后我就掉下去了
over the railing, and I fell.
那是我最后一次拿着手♥机♥
That was the last time I ever held my cell phone.
再也没有Twitter和Instagram
No more Twitter, no more Instagram.
我永远也不会知道
I'll never even know if
最后音乐雷达有没有连上
my last Shazam went through.
你知道这说明什么吗?
Do you know what this means?
是的没有手♥机♥
Yeah, without my cell phone
我甚至无法知道时间
I don't even know what time it is.
我去自己的派对都要迟到了
I'm gonna be late to my own party.
呃不不萨拉等等!
Uh, no, no! Sarah wait!
不是歌♥的问题!
No, it's the song!
是歌♥的问题啊!
It's the song!
啊
Ah.
出租车出租车!
Taxi, taxi!
好的集中精神
Okay, concentrate
呼吸
and breathe.
我需要那部手♥机♥
I need that cell phone.
没门
No fucking way.
操你啊亲
Fuck you, man.
把手♥机♥给我
Give me the phone.
按我的引导来谢谢
Just follow my lead. Thank you.
请把你的手镯给我
If you want to give me the bracelet.
萨拉在这吗?
Is Sarah here?
她是不是很难过?
I... i... is she upset?
呃
Uh.
是的
Yeah.
是的萨拉在这儿
Ye... uh, yes, Sarah is here.
她只是对我们今天的联络
She's just exhausted from all the contact
感到疲倦了
that we've made today.
所以如果你们最后有什么想对她说的话
So if you have any final things to say to her,
请马上说
say them immediately.
不要犹豫
Straight away.
萨拉...
Sarah...
如果你能听到我
If you can hear me,
我只想你知道亲爱的...
I just want you to know, honey...
我们从来没想控制你
We were never trying to be controlling.
派对那天晚上
I just had a bad feeling
我刚好心情不好
the night of the party.
她是个好女儿
She was a good daughter
好孩子
and a good person.
我们想信任她...
We wanted to trust her...
但是...
but...
信任她
Trust her...
但是?
but?
相信她的菊花!
Trust her butt!
but与butt同音
哦相信她的菊花!
Oh, trust her butt!
相信她的菊花就是这首歌♥!
Trust her butt, that's the song!
? 极点上极点下 ?
? Up the pole, down the pole ?
? 极点上极点下 ?
? Up the pole, down the pole ?
? 艾斯兰任何洞 ?
? Astroglide, any hole ?
? 我就是喜欢那个淫♥荡♥的小婊砸 ?
? I love that dirty slut ?
? 这就是为什么我相信她的菊花 ?
? That's why I trust her butt ?
确实是首很魔性的歌♥
That is a catchy song.
哦派对取消了亲们
Oh, party's off, dudes.
某个胖保安把派对取消了
Some fat security guard just shut it down.
很明显派对主人已经成功超度了
Apparently the host just went into the light.
-真自私我知道 -哦
- Selfish, I know.- Oh.
嘿你想去吓一下
Hey, do you want to go spook
警♥察♥马队吗?
some police horses?
-它们肯定会被吓到的! -我喜欢玩
- They go frickin' nuts!- I'm game.
哦如果你能把它吓得跳起来
Oh, and if you can get it to rear up,
还有可能摔断它一条腿呢
it might even break a leg.
那样警♥察♥就不得不把它们解决了?
But then wouldn't they have to put it down?
是啊那样你就可以得到一匹幽灵马
Yeah, and then you wind up with a ghost horse,
然后我们就有马骑了呀!
and then we get to go horseback riding!
嘿苏对不起! 我回晚了
Hey, Sue! Sorry I'm late,
报亭有点急事处理
I had an emergency at the newsstand.
我卖♥♥了一份"水蜜桃"给未成年人然后...
I sold a copy of "Booty Meat" to a minor and...
呼呼
Woops.
苏...?
Sue... ?
苏?
Sue?
你在吗?
You here?
好吧我先去上大号♥了
Okay, I'm gonna take a poop
门我开着
with the door open now,
如果你有什么要说的
so if you got anything to say about it,
就大声说!
speak up!
好了我要开始了
Okay, bombs away.
? 极点上极点下 ?
? Up the pole, down the pole ?
? 艾斯兰任何洞 ?
? Astroglide, any hole ?
? 极点上极点下 ?
? Up the pole, down the pole ?
? 极点上极点下 ?
? Up the pole, down the pole ?
? 极点上极点下 ?
? Up the pole, down the pole ?
? 艾斯兰任何洞 ?
? Astroglide, any hole ?
? 我就是喜欢那个淫♥荡♥的小婊砸 ?
? I love that dirty slut ?
? 这就是为什么我相信她的菊花 ?
? That's why I trust her butt ?
? 极点上极点下 ?
? Up the pole, down the pole ?
? 艾斯兰任何洞 ?
? Astroglide, any hole ?
? 我就是喜欢那个淫♥荡♥的小婊砸 ?
? I love that dirty slut ?
? 这就是为什么我相信她的菊花 ?
? That's why I trust her butt ?
? 极点上极点下 ?
? Up the pole, down the pole ?
? 极点上极点下 ?
? Up the pole, down the pole ?
? 极点上极点下 ?
? Up the pole, down the pole ?
? 极点上极点下 ?
? Astroglide, any hole ?
? 我就是喜欢那个淫♥荡♥的小婊砸 ?
? I love that dirty slut ?
? 这就是为什么我相信她的菊花 ?
? That's why I trust her butt ?