死亡男孩侦探社（2024）

Dead Boy Detectives S01E08

Part 6 May 14, 2024, 2:46 p.m.

This is gonna be great.
我是说以后能一起破案太棒了
Solving cases together, I mean.
真温馨
That's sweet.
这样安排你们皆大欢喜了我会没事的
It's really, really nice for all of you. I'll be fine.
不知道我买♥♥的保险能不能就灵异纵火事件理赔
Yeah. I don't know if my insurance covers supernatural arson.
不过没事的
But I'll be fine.
不如你跟我们去伦敦吧?
Why don't you come back with us?
在伦敦肯定也能卖♥♥肉对吧?
I'm pretty sure they have meat in London, right?
让我离开汤森港?
What, and leave Port Townsend,
我在这儿土生土长还经营一间小众...
where I was born and raised and ran a niche...
勉强算成功却被女巫炸毁的肉铺
barely successful butcher shop that a witch blew up.
我会考虑你的提议的
I will think about it.
但多半不会去
But probably not.
我觉得你这回复依然包含着会去的可能
Well, I think that sounds like a hard maybe.
对绝对包含着会去的可能
Yeah, that's definitely a... A hard maybe.
他来了
There he is.
你摘掉了我们的友谊手镯
Now that you cut off our little friendship bracelet,
我还想着也许没法再见到你了呢
I wasn't sure I'd ever see you again.
不是谁都有九条命
We don't all have nine lives.
我为你勇敢的朋友致哀
My condolences for your brave friend.
劳你费心了
This is very thoughtful.
仁子是一个很了不起的人
Niko was quite an amazing person.
是的
Yes.
你想抱一个吗?
Would you like a hug?
谢谢你帮助我的朋友也谢谢你帮助我
Thank you for helping my friends and for helping me.
不过我们遇到这些事主要是你的错都怪你当初把我困在这里
Even though this was mostly your fault for trapping me here at the start.
我的行事有时是难以理解的
Well, I do work in mysterious ways.
我现在好像比较理解你了
I think I understand you better now.
请说说看我是怎样的人
Do tell me all about me.
你很孤独
You are lonely.
你喜欢玩游戏
You play games.
经常换服装
And change outfits.
你追逐玩具是为了逃避孤独
You chase toys to distract yourself from it.
之前你说对了我们是很像
You were right. We are a lot alike.
我们两个都很孤独
We are both lonely.
汤森港有147只猫
One hundred and forty-seven cats in Port Townsend.
很接近了
Close.
汤森港有146只猫
But there are 146 cats in Port Townsend.
你忘了把自己包括进去了
You forgot to count yourself.
你会想我的
You'll miss me.
（回到伦敦）
你在这儿呢
There you are.
不然还能在哪儿?
Where else should I be?
我刚才在帮克里斯朵和珍妮打扫店里
I was just helping Crystal and Jenny clean up the shop.
是一项艰巨的任务
It was a big job, that.
她们想念你 -我对此表示怀疑
They missed you. - I find that dubious.
信不信随便你伙计你很值得别人想念
Believe it or not, mate, you're properly missable.
打扫到一半我就来找你了
You know, I left them halfway through the tidy-up.
别忘了我们答应过克里斯朵要和她一起回伦敦的
And don't forget... we did promise Crystal that we'd travel back to London with her.
你懂的坐轮渡
You know, the long way.
我心里一直惴惴不安总觉得还有什么事情没有完结
I just have this nagging feeling that the final penny has not dropped yet.
伙计
Mate.
仁子遇害了
Niko was murdered,
克里斯朵差点死了
Crystal almost died,
我差点被吃掉
I was nearly eaten,
而你差点没逃过永生永世被抽烟斗的女巫当电池的厄运
and you barely escaped an eternity as a pipe-smoking witch's battery.
说实在的还能有什么事没完结?
Honestly, how many more pennies do you need?
邮件!
Delivery!
我的天
Oh, bloody hell.
你总是突然冒出来你都是从哪儿冒出来的?
And you're always just popping up. Where do you even come from?
死亡信件办公室
The Dead Letter Office.
谁会给我们寄盒子过来?
Who would send us a box?
好了你们两个别动
Right, you two. Do not move.
我动不了了
I cannot move.
还没请教你尊姓大名
I'm afraid I haven't had the pleasure of an introduction.
他们会说话
They speak.
你不是死神
Well, you're not Death.
那你是谁?
So who are you?
就把我当成一个帮助大轮子运转起来的小齿轮吧
Well, just think of me as one of the little cogs that makes the very big wheel go round.
你们的冥界去处在等着你们
And you boys have your afterlives awaiting.
是时候了我们走吧
It's time. So let's be off.
没听见吗? 快点!
You heard her. Spit-spot!
别再谈条件、讨价还价或者拿技术条款说事
No more deals or bargains or technical clauses.
我想正式申请庇护理由是我不属于地狱
I'd like to request asylum on the grounds that I do not belong in Hell.
好烦人
Oh, for pity's sake.
正式申请
Formal request.
你不能摆摆手就把我们应付了
You can't just wave it away and ignore us.
我想做什么就可以做什么
I can do anything I like.
正式申请庇护需要填写239表格的L附表
A formal request for asylum requires Form 239, Schedule L.
你们准备了吗?
Do you have that?
您总算了解我至今不得不面对的问题了吧?
You see what I've had to deal with so far?
你俩对现实的认知早就该有一次极端调整了
You're both overdue an extreme reality adjustment.
见谅可我觉得现在的话事人不是你
You will forgive me, but I do not believe that you are in charge here.
这都是什么?
What is all this?
解释一下
Explain this.
是我们的案卷
It's our case file.
标为"已结案"的是我和埃德温已经解决的案件
The ones marked "closed" are cases that me and Edwin have solved.
我们帮助鬼魂解开谜团以此帮助他们进入冥界
We help ghosts resolve their mysteries. We help them move on.
（已结案仁子）
我们已经死了所以我们对鬼魂没有偏见
We're already dead. So we're not prejudiced against ghosts.
终下我们把这事结了吧?
Your Finality, shall we wrap this up?
我记得我曾因为失物招领处在最近几十年里
I believe I issued a commendation to your Lost & Found Department
办结了许多悬而未决的案件而表扬过你们
for the number of outstanding cases you wrapped up in recent decades.
是的
Yes.
您是表扬过
Yes, you did.
这些孩子做的不也是同样的事情吗?
Aren't these boys doing the same thing?
德弗林案、弗农案莫里·菲茨吉本案、乔利蒂双胞胎案
The Devlins, the Vernons, Morry Fitzgibbon, the Jollity Twins,
这些鬼魂全都因为他们的帮助
all these souls who have moved on
进入了冥界
because of their help.
当然他们做的事跟你的并不相同可依然...
It isn't the same thing, of course. Still...
男孩们
Boys.
如今每天死亡的人数比以往任何时候都多
There are more human beings dying every day than ever before.
这意味着我们的工作出错的概率变大了
And that means more room for error.
你们是在做贡献
You are making a difference.
阻止你们做你们明显擅长的事
It wouldn't serve anyone's interest
对任何人都没有好处
to stop you from doing what you clearly do so well.
放任这两个男孩继续这么下去...
The idea of these boys continuing unchecked...
实在不可思议
Beggars belief.
没错
Ah, yes.
说得好
Good idea.
这两个男孩确实需要一个...
These boys do need a...
一个什么?
A what?
监督员? 管♥理♥员♥?
A chaperone? An operator?
你如果自愿担任这个职务会是最佳的人选
And you are a perfect gem to volunteer.
你会喜欢上在凡间工作的
You will enjoy working here on Earth.
恕我直言她讨厌我们
With respect, she hates us.
那你们都得调整态度
And you will all adjust.
有空时我会来检查你们的工作
Now, I will check in on you when time permits.
所以希望你们一直...
So, remain...
发挥作用
useful.
你们永远无法知道
You never know,
你们帮助过的灵魂
how the souls you help,
你们留下的痕迹
the marks you make,
你们永远无法知道
you never know
你们做的好事何时会有回报
when the good you do may come back around.
哇这个情况我可真没料到
Wow. I did not see that one coming.
请允许我正式欢迎你加入死亡男孩侦探社
Allow me to welcome you formally to the Dead Boy Detective Agency.
该怎么称呼你?
How should we address you?
别
No.
别!
No. No!
你们完全可以不称呼我
You may not address me at all.
"死亡男孩侦探社"?