歃血急救队（2021）

*你可以站在我的伞下*
*You can stand under my umbrella*
*你可以站在我的伞下*
*You can stand under my umbrella*
*伞 伞 伞*
*Ella, ella, eh-*
别毁了蕾哈娜的歌♥
Hey, look you're ruining Rihanna for me.
你把一首关于性感雨伞的歌♥
You've taken a song about sexy umbrellas
用你哀怨的嗓子唱得死气沉沉
and deaded it with your whining vocals.
唱诗班指挥格雷格说我的嗓音能抚慰人心
Choirmaster Greg says I've got a very soothing voice.
没人在意你那只会哀嚎的恐怖唱诗班
Nobody cares about your cry for help dread choir.
我的唱诗班可不恐怖
My choir is not dread.
除非恐怖指的是超级有趣的意思
Unless dread means amazing fun.
你也该来参加
You should join.
我还是不了 谢谢
Nah, I'll give it a miss, thanks.
就算唱得不好也没关系
It's okay if you're not a good singer.
它更像是一个社交俱乐部
It's more of a social club.
其实挺好笑的
It's funny, actually.
唱诗班的马瑟利说我们该被称作是
Matheli from the choir, said we should be called
有时会唱歌♥的红酒俱乐部
a wine club who sometimes sing.
我一点不关心
I don't care.
一点也不
I don't care.
再说 我会唱歌♥
Anyway, I can sing.
每次校园音乐剧我都是主演
I was the lead in every school play.
发生了什么
What happened?
有些事成熟的男人不愿提及
Things that big man don't talk about.
我只能说以我母亲的生命发誓
All I know is I swore on my mum's life
我再也不会唱歌♥了
I'd never sing again.
什么 生日快乐歌♥也不行吗
What? Not even "Happy Birthday?"
不行 我会念出来
Nope. I just say that.
祝你生日快乐
Happy birthday to you.
祝你生日快乐
Happy birthday to you.
祝你生日快乐 小蠢蛋
Happy birthday, you little idiot.
祝你生日快乐
Happy birthday to you.
我们来努力把靴子脱下来
Let's try and get this boot off.
你能快点签个字吗
Can you sign this quickly?
我以我的生命和名誉起誓
I swear on my life and reputation,
卡拉什玛不会让你失望
Kareshma will not let you down.
这上面有我的名字
This has my name on it.
好吧 我需要你的一份推荐信
Fine, I need a letter of recommendation from you
来参加管理培训课程
for the management training course.
我没法推荐你参加管理课程培训
I can't recommend you for management training.
你才入职了八个星期
You've only been in the job eight weeks.
行了
Right.
我们要脱了
Off we pop.
看上去一只小猪去集市了
Looks like one little piggy has gone to market.
英国儿歌♥ 去集市的小猪指大脚趾没了
你找到它了 干得不错
You found it. Well done you.
*天赐恩典*
*Amazing grace*
*如此甘甜*
*how sweet the sound*
来吧 一起唱
Come on, join in.
绝不可能
Never gonna happen.
我和斯宾塞以前常常一起唱 高歌♥女孩
Me and my Spencer used to sing together, Girls Aloud.
高歌♥女孩 英国流行女子组合
也许你也可以这样
Maybe you could be like that-
别把我和你的调皮儿子相比
Look, don't compare me to your messed up son.
我懂的
I get it.
他不经常打电♥话♥给你 你很伤心
You're sad 'cause he never calls you often,
但我不能取代他 老姐
but I ain't tapping in for that brother.
求求你 就一首
Oh, please. Just one song.
不行
No.
听着 要我再一次唱歌♥
Look, the only time I'll ever sing again
那得是我妻子的葬礼
will be at my wife's funeral.
对 牧师会说
Yeah, the priest will be like,
"蕾哈娜的丈夫想要说几句"
"Rihanna's husband wanted to say a few words."
然后我会站起来 拿过麦克风唱B2M的歌♥
And I'll get up, grab the mic and sing Boyz II Men
B2M 美国R&B演唱组合
《路的尽头》 你明白吗
"End of the Road," Do you get me?
我不知道那首 怎么唱来着
I don't know that one. How's it go?
没门
Nice try.
-*奇异恩典* -妈的
- *Amazing grace* - fuck's sake.
*如此甘甜*
*How sweet the sound*
*我罪竟蒙赦免*
*That saved a wretch like thee*
赶紧在我换班之前给我闭嘴
We're gonna shut that shit down before I switch.
你们应该加入我的唱诗班
You should join my choir.
我们还是喜欢唱卡拉OK
We prefer karaoke.
我们每周唱两次
We do Lucky Voice twice a week.
我也唱K
Well, I karaoke.
不好意思 私人包厢
It's a private booth.
确保让他们给你们的病人腾出位置
Okay, make sure they're freeing up space for your guy.
另外两个可以等等
Other two can wait.
亲爱的 这个昨天就该送走了
Love! You need to get rid of this one, yesterday.
还不如交给爱顾来得快
Seems faster to hand over to Argos.
爱顾 英国百货连锁零售商
看来你活力四射啊
Feisty and fit, huh?
如果你能拉出玛氏巧克力棒
Hey, if you can shit Mars bars,
你可能就是我的梦中情人了
you might just be my dream lass.
滚开 大哥
Piss off, mate.
骚扰到你了吗 对不起
Oh, is this harried? Sorry.
只不过跟你调调情而已
I was only flirtin' with ya.
这样
Oh, right.
谢了 我都没意识到
Cheers. Didn't realise.
不怎么被人调情 不过你腿不错
Don't get flirted with often, but you got nice legs.
它们什么时候开张
What time do they open?
-乔 -卡尔
- Jo. - Carl.
靴子很闪 卡尔
Shiny boots, Carl.
退伍军人吗
Ex-Army?
是的 装甲部队
Aye. Armoured corps.
真不错
Nice.
提醒我一下 是2010年吗
Remind me, was it 2010?
他们开始招女兵的时候
When they started letting pussies in?
不然你怎么当的兵呢
It must've been if you got in.
说得好
There it is.
你很会讲笑话 乔
You've got good banter, Jo.
谢了 没错
Thanks. Yes.
我能要你的电♥话♥号♥码吗
Don't suppose I could get your number?
当然了
Yeah, yeah.
万一我需要急救人员
You know, just in case I need a paramedic.
我某些部位常常肿胀
Do tend to suffer from a swelling in some areas.
好 号♥码是078452
Yeah. Yeah. It's 078452...
肿胀 懂了
Swelling. I get it.
你的老二
Your cock?
没错 我就是这意思
Yeah, I was on about me cock.
有趣
Funny.
老爸 什么事
Yo, dad, what's up?
我需要你赶快来修一下WIFI
I need you to fix the wifi immediately.
不行 我在工作
I can't. I'm working.
你可以顺路过来一趟
You can pop by.
不 真的不行
No, I literally can't.
我有病人要照顾
I've got sick people to deal with.
紧急事件
Emergencies.
父亲也是紧急事件
A father is an emergency.
行吧
All right, fine.
我今晚顺路过来
I'll pop by tonight.
这是你不唱歌♥的原因吗
Is that why you didn't sing?
你♥爸♥不允许吗
Did your dad forbid it?
尽管你只是想用歌♥声展露自己
When all you wanted to do was express yourself?
我又不是比利·艾略特
Yo, I'm not Billy Elliot.
比利·艾略特 电影芭蕾之梦的男主角
我没法推荐我不认同的人
I can't give a reference to something I don't believe in.
而且我也不明白你为什么这么着急
I don't see what your rush is anyway.
如果我着急 那是因为
If I'm rushing it's because
我已经等了太久了
I've waited long enough already.
我现在早该成为一名医生了
I should be a doctor by now
但腺热耽误了我
but glandular fever got in my way,
毁了我的高考 偷走了我的命运