昨日奇迹

是的 我只是觉得你
Yeah, that... I just, I thought it was really cool
用"苏联"一词很酷 你知道吗
that you called it "USSR," you know?
在你出生之前
It probably stopped being called that
可能就不叫这个了
before you were born.
是啊
Yeah.
真是神奇 哥们
Amazing, man.
-很喜欢那个USSR音乐 -谢谢
- Loved that USSR track. - Thanks.
对了 我有个想法
Right. I've got an idea.
大家好 我觉得大家都一致认为
Everyone, I think we can all agree that we're impressed
杰克的写歌♥天赋 对吧
with Jack's songwriting talent, right?
所以我有个计划
So, here's the plan.
我会从那扇门出来 杰克从这扇门出来
I'm gonna go out that door, Jack's gonna go out this door.
谁在十分钟内写出的歌♥最好谁赢
And whoever writes the best song in ten minutes, wins.
奖品是什么
What's the prize?
没有奖品 只是被认为是最好的作曲家
No prize. Just being the best songwriter.
杰克·重返苏联·马利卡 你要来吗
Jack "Back in the USSR" Malik, are you in?
-行 -好
- Okay. - Okay.
不能写你之前写过的歌♥
And it can't be anything you've written before.
拿出你的看家本领
Like, nothing in your bottom drawer.
必须要是新的歌♥ 今晚完成
Has to be new, tonight.
-行 -好
- Right. - Cool.
-有意思 -我还是
- Fun. - I still,
还是认为要有个奖品 艾德
still think there should be a prize, Ed.
我是说 他的所有身家能有个十磅
I mean, with all his money, he could afford a tenner.
女士们先生们
Ladies and gentlemen,
我们今晚将见证这场史诗级的比赛
we are gathered here tonight to witness an epic battle.
蓝方是
In the blue corner,
艾德·希兰爵士
Sir Ed Sheeran!
♪ 心碎的人总能在某处找到 ♪
♪ Broken hearts can find a love to make them whole ♪
♪ 另一半 ♪
♪ Anywhere ♪
♪ 她说我们是冰上的企鹅 ♪
♪ She said we are penguins on the ice ♪
♪ 注定无法飞翔 但我们总要尝试 ♪
♪ We're not meant to fly, but God knows we can try ♪
♪ 我在你眼中看到希望 ♪
♪ Well, I see a hope that's in your eyes ♪
♪ 你能看到我眼中的爱意吗 ♪
♪ Well, can you see the love in mine? ♪
现在轮到
And now,
必输无疑的 杰克·马利卡先生
the soon-to-be defeated, Mr. Jack Malik!
♪ 大风呼啸的漫漫长路 ♪
♪ The long and winding road ♪
♪ 引我走向你心门 ♪
♪ That leads to your door ♪
♪ 永不消失 ♪
♪ Will never disappear ♪
♪ 我曾走过这路 ♪
♪ I've seen that road before ♪
♪ 它总引我来到这 ♪
♪ It always leads me here ♪
♪ 引我来到你心门 ♪
♪ Lead me to your door ♪
♪ 多少次我孤身一人 ♪
♪ Many times I've been alone ♪
♪ 多少次我放声大哭 ♪
♪ And many times I've cried ♪
♪ 无论如何你都不会知道 ♪
♪ Any way you'll never know ♪
♪ 我曾试过多少办法 ♪
♪ The many ways I've tried ♪
♪ 但它们总是引我回到 ♪
♪ But still they lead me back ♪
♪ 回到大风呼啸 ♪
♪ To the long ♪
♪ 的漫漫长路 ♪
♪ And winding road ♪
♪ 你留下我一人 ♪
♪ You left me standing here ♪
♪ 在多少年以前 ♪
♪ A long, long time ago ♪
♪ 别让我在这一直等待 ♪
♪ Don't leave me waiting here ♪
♪ 引我走向你心门 ♪
♪ Lead me to your door. ♪
来吧 投票
So, the vote!
不 不投票 不用投了
Nope, no vote. No vote.
那真是个有意思的时刻
No. That was, uh, an interesting moment.
总有人和我说你会遇到
I was always told that there would be someone
一个比你更厉害的人
who came along that was a lot better than me,
杰克 你的确比我厉害
and you are definitely better than me, Jack.
不得不承认 那真是
Yeah, wow. That was, uh,
我人生中听过的最动听的歌♥曲之一
one of the best songs I've heard in my life.
我想说 这些东西很复杂
I mean, these things are complicated.
是啊
Yeah.
但显然对你来说不复杂 是吗
Obviously not complicated for you, though, right?
我想去睡觉了
I think I'm gonna go to bed.
有机会的妹子们一定要睡他
Someone should probably shag him while they have the chance.
-是的 -选我 杰克
- Yeah. - Pick me, Jack!
你绝对是莫扎特转世 哥们
You're definitely Mozart, mate.
我绝对是萨利埃里
And I'm definitely Salieri.
萨利埃里vs莫扎特 人物关系大致等同于周瑜vs诸葛亮
晚安 杰克
Night, Jack.
你好 我叫黛布拉·汉莫
Hi. I'm Debra Hammer.
我是艾德的经纪人
I'm Ed's manager.
我们得聊聊
We should talk.
好 我 我得 我是说
Yeah. I... Well, I g... I mean,
我已经有经纪人了
I've kind of got a manager back home. Oh?
不 不过 我们的确该聊聊
No, but, but no, but we should talk.
-行 -好的 很好 那很好
- Yeah. - Okay, great. That's great.
好吧
Uh... good.
祝你好梦 我们洛杉矶见
Have a good night. I'll see you in Los Angeles.
洛杉矶
In Los Angeles?
是的 我们需要你去一趟洛杉矶
Yeah, well, we, we need you to come to L.A.
听着 我们付钱让你来写歌♥
See, we pay and then you come and you write songs
然后我们将它们发布 你会得到很多钱
and then we release them, and you make a ton of money.
我们会从中抽走大部分钱
And then we take most of it.
好 我有个问题问你
Okay. I have a question.
这是你能打扮的最帅的样子了吗
Is this the best that you can look?
我们会解决的
We'll figure it out.
唱得真好
Gorgeous.
艾莉 艾莉 艾莉
Ellie, Ellie, Ellie!
在我作为杰克的
Oh, well, in my capacity as Jack's
萨福克
前音乐指导 兼任经纪人
former musical mentor, stroke manager,
技术人员 还有司机
stroke roadie, stroke driver...
因为他连开车都不会
'Cause he can't even drive.
废柴 废柴
Ooh! Loser! Loser!
我确实有努力教你
I did try to teach you. I did try to teach you.
-说实话 你可以回来工作 -不要
- Honestly, no, you can have the job back. - No, thanks.
为什么会有人不为萨福克
Why would anyone ever leave Suffolk
奉献终生呢
before the day they die?
好了 但如果你一定要去洛杉矶
Right, but if you must go to Los Angeles
-和妓♥女♥还有瘾君子一起玩 -我得去
- and hang out with perverts and drug addicts... - I must.
那我们祝你好运 马到成功
...then we wish you good luck and success.
或者 失败 然后赶紧回来更好
Or, even better, failure and a swift return.
祝你失败然后赶紧回来
Failure and a swift return!
杰克 你会想我吗
Will you miss me, Jack?
当然会想你字幕
Course I'll miss you. Hey.
我当然会想你
Of course I'll miss you.
你要走了 所以 我可以要求任何事
You're leaving, so... I can ask you anything.
我是怎么被划到错误的这一栏里的呢
How did I get in the wrong column?
我是怎么被划到
How did I get in
"朋友 经纪人 技术人员"这栏
the "friend, manager, roadie" column, inst...
而不是"我也爱她"这一栏的呢
...instead of the "And I Love Her" column?
你上去干嘛呢
What are you doing up there?
快点 如果你不赶紧下楼
Come on. If you don't come downstairs soon,
你妈就要喝醉开始长篇大论了
your mum will be too drunk to make her speech.
-杰克 -走吧 小艾莉
- Jack! - Coming, Ellie Wellie?
-好 -快下来 宝贝 我们想你
- Yeah. - Come on down, my baby bunny, we miss you!
-杰克 -艾莉
- Jack! - Ellie!
-杰克 -杰克
- Jack! -Jack!
杰克 你在上面干什么呢
Jackie, what are you doing up there?
我真的需要把你归到某一栏吗
Oh, God. Are those definitely columns?
杰克
Jack!
女生当然可以分辨的清楚
Well, a girl can certainly tell the difference.
-杰克 -这
- Jack! - It...
事实上 说真的 情况有些不妙
Actually, seriously, it is getting a bit grim,
所以你还是快下楼吧
so you may wanna, uh, uh, come down.
-快点 -我们想你
- Come on! - We miss you!
杰克
Jack!
艾莉 那真是
Wow, Ellie. That's...
-这个重要的晚上里的大新闻啊 -艾莉
- big news on a big night. - Ellie!