昨日奇迹

该死的巧合
As chance would darn well have it,
我的后台有两个人
I've got two men backstage
他们声称这些歌♥是他们的
who claim that the songs are theirs.
事实上 他们说你所有的曲子
In fact, they say that all of your tunes
都是他们甲壳虫乐队的作品
are the work of their band, The Beatles.
我 我不知道
I d... I don't know...
我不
I don't...
好吧 让我们来一看究竟 好吗
Well, let's see how this plays out, shall we?
女士们先生们 不远千里
Ladies and gentlemen, all the way
来自英国利物浦的 请欢迎
from Liverpool, England, please welcome,
保罗·麦卡特尼先生和林戈·斯塔尔先生
Mr. Paul McCartney and Mr. Ringo Starr!
♪ 嘿 裘德 ♪
♪ Hey, Jude. ♪
嘿
Hey.
在别克车上从后面干我吧
Bang me backwards over a Buick.
这将是有史以来最棒的专辑
It's gonna be the greatest album of all time.
真的太棒了 伙计
It's really incredible, man.
-嘿 艾德 最近好吗 -我只是来镇上几天
- Hey, Ed. How you doing? - Um, I'm just in town for a couple
我想我该来看看这位天才工作的样子
of days. I thought I'd come and see the genius at work.
我只是想知道你写歌♥的顺序
I'm just trying to work out your process.
是先作曲还是先写歌♥词
Is it music first or lyrics first?
嗯 视情况而定
Um, it varies.
但是 就像这首歌♥ 比如说
But, like, with this song, for instance, the, um,
《嘿，裘德》
the-the "Hey Jude" one
背后一定有什么故事
must have some story behind it.
是的 有 有的
Well, yeah. It do... it does.
是关于我一个朋友的儿子的
So, it was the son of a friend of mine
他那时候很难过
who was having a hard time.
嗯 就 就这样
Um, it, it, it just,
我写出了一首安慰的歌♥
it came to me as a s... as a song of comfort.
我不相信你
I don't believe you.
什么
What?
我是说 我只是 我不能相信
I mean, I just... I don't believe you.
一首又一首旷世巨作 你知道吗
It's one genius idea after the other, you know?
-对的 -不过 我确实有个建议
- Oh, right. - I do have a suggestion, though.
嗯 关于这首歌♥的
Um, about the song.
歌♥名是《嘿，裘德》
The-the title, "Hey Jude."
裘德好像有点过时
Jude is just, it's a bit old-fashioned.
-是那孩子的名字 对吧 -什么孩子
- That was the kid's name, right? - What kid?
-歌♥中所唱的孩子 -哦 那孩子 孩子
- That the song's about. - Oh, the kid, the kid, the kid.
是的 那 那伤心的孩子
Yes, the-the... the sad kid.
现在 让我给你个建议 好吗
Now, l-let me just give you this advice, right?
歌♥名
Song title...
我也不会收你一分钱
I won't charge you a penny for it as well...
《嘿，裘弟》
"Hey Dude."
嗯
Um...
♪ 嘿 朱 ♪
♪ Hey, du... ♪
嘿 裘弟 你确定吗
"Hey Dude," are you sure?
他说得对 那 那样好多了
He's right. That's... that's so much better.
是吗
Is he?
-真的吗 -是的 是的
- Is it? - Yeah, yeah.
♪ 嘿 裘弟 别沮丧 ♪
♪ Hey, dude, don't make it bad ♪
是的 嗯
Yes. Mm-hmm.
-这不是真的 -绝对会成为
- This isn't real. - Definitely gonna be
这一代的最佳歌♥曲之一
one of the best songs of the generation.
♪ 嘿 裘弟 ♪
♪ Hey, dude ♪
醒醒 醒醒 杰克 醒醒
Wake up. Wake up, Jack. Wake up.
♪ 别沮丧 ♪
♪ Don't make it bad ♪
♪ 杜杜杜 ♪
♪ Du-du-du-du-du-du ♪
♪ 小弟 小弟 小弟 ♪
♪ Dudey-dudey-dudey ♪
♪ 嘿 裘弟 ♪
♪ Hey, dude ♪
绝对好多了
It's definitely better.
杰克 艾莉的电♥话♥
Jack, Ellie.
抱歉 伙计们 我要接一下电♥话♥
Oh, sorry, guys. I gotta take this.
给我一分钟 艾德 抱歉
Just give me a minute, Ed. Sorry.
-艾尔 -杰克
- Elle. - Jack.
很高兴你打电♥话♥来
I'm so glad you called.
我在这里一点也不开心
I'm not enjoying myself here at all.
哦 好的 嗯
Oh, right. Well, um...
我有两个小消息
I've got two bits of news.
我认真听着
I'm riveted.
好的 嗯 第一个
All right. Well, the first one...
-大消息 -嗯
- big one. - Yeah?
码头酒店
The Pier Hotel.
什么 在戈尔斯顿吗 那个
What? In Gorleston? The place that
宁愿倒闭也不让我表演的酒店吗
closed down rather than have me play?
对 那里要重新开业了
Yes. It's reopening.
你绝对是开玩笑的
You're bloody kidding.
我绝对不是 这是绝对重新开业了
I am bloody not. It's re-bloody opening.
太棒了
That's amazing!
真是个大新闻
That's huge news!
那 那是个天大的消息
That's-that's-that's ma-bloody-ssive!
好吧 第二个是什么
All right, what's the second?
虽然不能跟这个比 但也尽管告诉我
I mean, it can't be as big. But tell me anyway.
第二个是
n-number two is...
我在跟别人约会
I've been seeing someone.
好的
Right.
我认识他吗
Do I know him?
是的 是加文
Yeah. It's Gavin.
我 我不想让你从别人那里知道
I-I didn't want you to find out from someone else.
每一天
Every day,
他都把我放到对的那一栏里
he puts me in the right column.
当然
Of course.
真爱的位置
The "true love" one.
当然
Of course.
我得挂断了
I've gotta go.
天啊 是的 你当然很忙
Ah, God. Yeah, course you do.
好的 再见 再见
Um, okay. Bye. Bye.
什么 有什么这么紧急
What? What could possibly be so urgent
让我打一个电♥话♥都不行
that I can't make a single phone call?!
我该死的怎么能把这些歌♥唱好
How the hell am I supposed to get any of the songs right
要是你们一直围着我转
if you're just all clustering me
妨碍我创作
and stopping me from being creative?
如果我一直被跟着 我怎么能有创作灵感
How can I ever be creative if I'm never ever left alone?!
好的
Okay.
那我们就不烦你了 天才
We'll leave you alone then, genius.
不 我不是 我很抱歉
No, I'm not... I'm sorry.
不 这 这是大明星的权利
No, it's g... It's, uh, it's superstar rights.
对待一起工作的人就像对待鞋上的屎一样
Treat the people that you work with like shit on your shoes.
看来艾莉告诉你那个消息了
Ellie told you the news, then?
-是的 -你知道吗 我从来都不明白
- Yeah. - You know, I never, never understood
你怎么没发现她身上的优点
what you didn't see in her.
我是说 如果我是你
I mean, I-if I'd been you,
一天两次 我会像雄狮一样迷恋她
twice a day I would have loved her up like a lusty lion.
洛基 容我让你闭嘴
Rocky, if I ask you to just shut up,
真的 真的闭嘴 可以吗
really, really, really shut up, would that be okay?
好的
Right.
我可以从新再说一遍吗
Can I just start again and say,
这是个好消息 不是吗
"Isn't it wonderful news?"
我希望他们在一起会很幸福
"And I hope they'll be very happy together"
生一堆漂漂亮亮的孩子 这样说更好吗
"and have gorgeous kids." Is that better?
不 更糟
No. It's worse.
我有第三个选择 但是
I have got a third option. But...
我很抱歉 嗯 真的很抱歉 各位
I'm sorry. Um, I'm really sorry, everyone.
我只是
I'm just...
我压力真的很大
I'm really stressed.
刚才什么事这么紧急
What was so urgent?
不 没什么
Oh, um, no, nothing.
只是我们今天得决定在什么地方什么时候
It's just we have to decide today where and when
推出这张专辑
we're going to launch the album.
所以 没什么大不了的 除了这可能是
So, nothing big, apart from probably