昨日奇迹

And it was really good.
所以我谷歌♥了你
So I googled you,
我在仓库网站上听了你的歌♥
and I listened to your songs on the warehouse website.
那些甚至更好
And they were even better.
天哪 谢谢
Gosh, thanks.
当我不存在
All right, don't mind me.
所以 我将支援演出歌♥手从
So, I've had the support act drop out
欧洲巡演中移除了
of the European leg of the tour,
我想你是否能考虑一下
and I was wondering if you'd consider it.
考虑一下什么
Consider what?
开场演出
Being the opening act.
-你的演唱会 真的吗 -没有
- For you, seriously? - Nope.
是啊 何尝不可呢
Yeah, why not?
什么时候开始
W-Wha... When would I start?
星期二
Tuesday.
你知道酸黄瓜在哪里吗
Do you know where the pickle is?
不
No.
二 什么 星期二
No. Tu... What, Tuesday?
-不是明年七月吗 -不 星期二
- Not next July? - No. Tuesday.
-你的听力还好吗 -不
- Is your hearing all right? - No.
不 我的听力很好 只是你一直在说
No, my hearing is fine, it's just, you keep saying
很多很奇怪的事情
lots of really strange things.
但是我加入 是的 谢谢
But yes, yes, thank you, yes.
-你需要多长时间 -大约30分钟 最多
- Um, how long do you need? - About 30 minutes. Maximum.
如果再多的话 人们就开始不安了
Any more than that, people start getting a bit restless.
-你知道的 "快上主菜吧" -是啊
- You know, "Bring on the ginger geezer." - Yeah.
找到了
Get in.
晚安
Night.
-晚安 -晚安
- Night. - Night.
晚安 很高兴认识你
Night. Nice to meet you.
你看起来有点像艾德·希兰 你知道吗
You look like Ed Sheeran, you know.
我就是艾德·希兰
I am Ed Sheeran.
是啊 演的真好
Oh, right. Well done.
要灯光表演吗
Light show?
-最好不要 不 -很好
- Preferably not, no. - Well, that's good,
因为我只有手♥机♥手电筒 所以
'cause I've only got the torch on my phone, so...
你有啤酒吗
Have you got any beer?
有苹果酒
Uh, cider.
-苹果酒也行 -好的
- Cider works. - Okay.
我要和写了《昨天》的人喝杯苹果酒了
I'll have a cider with the man that wrote "Yesterday."
是啊
Yeah.
妈妈 爸爸 谁把苹果酒都喝了
Mum, Dad, who drunk all the cider?
-真是疯了 -是的 就像你说的 很疯狂
- That is nuts! - Yeah, as you said, it's nutty.
他全身都是纹身
And he's absolutely covered in tattoos.
顺便说一句 睡衣很漂亮
Nice dressing gown, by the way.
不 不漂亮 不
No, it's not. No.
不要 别说
Don't. Don't start.
网上看起来很不错 所以我就买♥♥了
It looked so good online, so I just ordered it,
然后历史上最恶心的粉红色就出现了
and the most disgusting pink thing in history turns up.
-真好 -同时 你需要一个新司机
- So good. - Meanwhile, you need a new roadie.
明天
Tomorrow.
你什么意思 你不来了
What do you mean? You're not coming?
不 当然不去
No, of course not.
我 你知道 是个教师
I'm, you know, a schoolteacher.
我教数学
I teach maths.
我不能突然管理上
I can't suddenly manage
艾德·希兰的支援演出了
Ed Sheeran's support act.
或许你可以
Yeah, maybe you can, though.
是啊
Um... yeah.
不过这个星期二肯定不行
Well, I certainly can't do it this Tuesday.
因为我们6点45分有个家长会
'Cause we've got a parent- teacher's evening at 6:45.
尽管我喜欢你 我
And, although I like you, I...
但还没到为了你让整个十年级失望的程度
I don't like you enough to let down the whole of year ten.
是的 好吧 对不起
Right. Okay. Sorry.
露西 艾莉辞职了
Lucy, Ellie's resigned from her post.
你想星期二在莫斯科做我的旅伴吗
Do you fancy being my roadie in Moscow on Tuesday?
对不起 很乐意
Sorry. Would love to,
但我们有校剧的排练
but we've got rehearsals for the school play.
好吧
- Mm-hmm. Okay.
让我们想想 C计划
Let's think, plan C.
-糟了 -什么
- Oh, no. - What?
我有个主意 但是个很坏的主意
I've had an idea. It's a very bad idea.
♪ 我沦陷于你无比美妙的身体 ♪
♪ I'm in love with your body ♪
♪ 深陷其中 无法自拔 ♪
♪ I'm in love with your body ♪
你好
Hi.
♪ 我深陷在你名妆的爱里 ♪
♪ I'm in love with the shape of you. ♪
欢迎登机
Welcome aboard. - Hey. Oh. - Hey.
你好吗 伙计
How you doing, man? Hey!
久仰大名
Here he is. Hey.
你好 希兰先生 我叫洛基
Hello, Mr. Sheeran. My name's Rocky.
你随意怎么叫我
And y-you can call me whatever you like.
"帅哥"总是挺不错的
"Handsome" always works well.
不
No.
只是开玩笑 不 洛基 洛基就好
Only kidding, no, it was just... Rock... just call me Rocky.
-很高兴见到你 洛基 -是啊
- Nice to meet you, Rocky. - Yeah.
杰克 你和洛基的座位在后面
Um, Jack, you and Rocky are at the back there.
听着 今晚的演出很小很亲密
And listen, um, tonight, it's small and intimate.
别担心 没什么好担心的
Don't worry. Nothing to be worried about.
-好的 可以 -好的
- Okay. Cool. - All right.
-很喜欢你的作品 伙计 -谢谢
- Love your work, man. - Thank you.
-尤其是说唱 -真的吗
- Especially the rapping. - Really?
不 我只是开玩笑
No, I'm only kidding.
不 交给兄弟们唱吧 这是我的建议
No, leave it to the brothers, that'd be my advice.
金格和饶舌结合 听起来有点垃圾
Gingers and rap... sounds a bit crap.
你可能没错 旅途好好坐
Well, you may be right. Enjoy your flight.
开始了吗
Oh, here he is.
稍等
Wait a minute!
好的
All right, um...
机上坐下 整洁无话
uh, I think it will be neat if I take my seat.
完胜
Boom. Victory.
准备飞往
Gonna fly to the...
香槟要吗
Champagne?
是的 拜托 谢谢你
Oh, yes, please. Thank you.
香槟吗 先生
Champagne, sir?
你有可乐吗
Um, have you got Coke?
抱歉
Sorry?
是的 请给我百事
Oh, right, yeah. Pepsi, please.
当然 先生
Of course, sir.
♪ 重返苏联 ♪
♪ Back in the US, back in the US ♪
♪ 重返苏联 ♪
♪ Back in the USSR ♪
莫 斯 科
♪ 乌克兰女孩们把我搞得一脸懵逼 ♪
♪ Well, the Ukraine girls really knock me out ♪
♪ 他们把西方抛在身后 ♪
♪ They leave the West behind ♪
♪ 莫斯科女孩们让我歌♥唱呐喊 ♪
♪ And the Moscow girls make me sing and shout ♪
♪ 佐治亚一直在我的脑海里 ♪
♪ Georgia's always on my mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mind ♪
好的 莫斯科
All right, Moscow!
和我一起唱吧
Sing it with me!
大声点
Louder than that!
大声点
Louder!
♪ 重返苏联 ♪
♪ Back in the USSR ♪
♪ 你不知道自己有多幸运 孩子们 ♪
♪ You don't know how lucky you are, boys ♪
♪ 重返苏联 ♪
♪ Back in the USSR. ♪
谢谢
Cheers.
好的 莫斯科
Okay, Moscow,
感谢杰克·马利卡
it was Jack Malik!
现在你准备好了吗
And now are you ready
迎接艾德·希兰了吗
for Ed Sheeran?!
没有吉他 三小时飞机上写出来的
On a three-hour plane journey, without a guitar?
是啊
Yeah.
因为我想着我们要去俄♥罗♥斯♥
'Cause I thought we were going to Russia,
所以我应该写一首关于俄♥罗♥斯♥的歌♥
so I should write a song about Russia.