昨日奇迹

开着车四处载你的那个艾莉
drives you around in her car.
所以就请你快走去赶你的飞机吧
So, just go and please just catch your plane.
我们话还没谈完
We haven't finished the conversation.
没话可谈了
Well, um, we have.
谈完了
We have.
除非
Unless...
在利物浦莱姆街火车站
in Liverpool Lime Street at...
在此时此刻 周五11点14分
11:14 on a Friday...
你选择留下来
unless you choose to stay.
杰克
Jack.
杰克 你得上飞机了
Jack. You have to get on the plane.
你还在利物浦做啥呢
What are you still doing in Liverpool?
我今天没法留下来
I can't stay today.
我明天要去录深夜秀节目
I've gotta do The Late Late Show tomorrow,
我还要参加市场营销会议
and I've gotta do the Marketing Meeting of Meetings
-太荒唐了 -这是你的机会
- and, oh, it's ridiculous... - And that was your chance.
别说了 快走吧
Now, quick, go.
请你走吧
Please, leave.
不好意思 你介意我拿一些薯片
Sorry. Hey, do you mind if I nick a couple of crisps
-路上吃吗 -我希望你能幸福
- for the journey? - Look, I want you to be happy and,
并且能做出非同凡响的音乐 一直如此
and to make marvelous music. I always have.
-别 别全拿走 -好的
- No, not all the crisps! - Okay.
你就快走吧 走吧
Just go, go, go, go, go.
你的未来就在出门左转
Your, your future is o-out the door and to the left.
那里有个出租车站
A taxi rank.
对不起
I'm sorry.
对不起 对不起 对不起 对不
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm so...
洛杉矶
洛杉矶
好了 欢迎来到
Okay. Welcome to the Major
重点市场营销会议
Marketing Meeting of Meetings.
真是不敢相信今天我们这请来了杰克本尊
So amazing to have Jack himself right here in the building.
让我们用热烈的掌声欢迎杰克
Give it up for Jack, y'all.
现在 杰克 我
Now, uh, Jack, I,
我相信在座的各位都和我有一样的感受
I do believe I speak for everyone in attendance today
当我说
when I say...
-能和你一起制♥作♥ 这张 -对
- it is the climax of our careers... - Yes!
令人心折的专辑 是我们事业的巅峰
...to be working on this mind-bending album with you.
掌声在哪里
Give it up, y'all.
你们没必要每次都鼓掌
You, you don't have to clap every time.
但依然非常感谢
But thanks very much.
是谦逊先生啊
Mr. Modesty!
-为谦逊先生鼓掌 -不 我认真的
- Give it up for modesty! - No, seriously, d...
这就是他未经修饰的真实一面
That's what he does right off the top.
众所周知 我们在线上发布的歌♥曲
Now, as you all know, the songs we released online
已经引起了 史无前例的关注
have created unprecedented excitement.
对
Yes.
-对 -别这样
- Yes. - No.
所以现在 把所有这些歌♥曲
So, now upon us falls
编进一张令人无法抗拒专辑里
the mighty task of packaging everything together
这一艰巨任务落在了我们身上
into one single, irresistible album.
现在 杰克他自己有一些专辑名称建议
Now, Jack came up with some title suggestions himself
我们研究了其中一些
and, uh, we worked on some of those.
要知道 我尤其被这个
You know, I especially got a kick out of
披头士专辑名之一
佩伯军士的孤独之心俱乐部乐队给逗乐了
Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.
对 这
Yeah, that's...
没关系 笑吧 因为这确实很搞笑
It's okay to laugh, 'cause it's funny.
这个名字 太长了 杰克
It is. It's, uh, a lot of words, Jack.
但关键在于 我们就是觉得这个名字
But ultimately, in the end, we just felt it was, uh,
太不明所以了 对吧
uh, too confusing, right?
太令人费解了 另外
Too confusing. And, uh,
那个白色专辑的多样性存在问题
The White Album has some diversity issues.
白色专辑：披头士专辑名之一
怎么会
How?
这就是一片白 杰克
That's a lot of white, Jack.
另外 我知道你对
And I know you were pretty enthusiastic
艾比路：披头士专辑名之一
艾比路情有独钟 我想说
about Abbey Road. I gotta say,
它并没什么内涵
it didn't have a lot going for it...
我这样跟你说吧
if I can put it to you like that.
这就是一条路 不过路上有一帮人
Uh, it's just a road, with a bunch of people
英美车道方向相反
在错误的车道上开车
driving down the wrong side of the street.
这不完全是我的真实意图 不过
That's not exactly what I meant, but...
但我们现在探讨出了一些自己的方案
But we've been developing some ideas of our own, now.
毕竟 我们不是吃闲饭的
You know, we weren't just sitting around.
我们只关注一件事 就是要让这个男人
We focused on the one thing that makes this man here
在当今世界乐坛上独树一帜
unlike anyone else in the entire world of music today.
不搞什么协作者 不搞联名作曲
No collaborators, no cowriters,
不去采样 抄袭其他乐曲
no samples, no steals, hmm?
不请卡迪·B助阵
No "featuring Cardi B,"
不请比伯合录
no "featuring Bieber."
只有这位纯粹的天才
Just the simple, pure genius...
杰克·马利卡
绝代天骄
of One Man Only.
绝代天骄
接下来 鉴于这位绝代天骄
And, as a second wave, because of the miracle
鬼斧神工 所以专辑的背面
that is One Man Only, it's just this.
就这样
Just this.
所有歌♥曲
作词作曲
一人完成
由Jack Malik
没错 我知道
Mmm, mmm. I know.
我知道
I know.
那么 让我们开始杰克行动吧
So, let Operation Jack begin!
每一周 在线发布一首新歌♥
Each week, a new song online.
每一周 上一个新的电视节目
Each week, a new TV show.
我们先从科登开始 再到坎摩尔
We start with Corden, then we move to Kimmel,
Corden是《詹姆斯·科登深深夜秀》的主持人
Kimmel是《吉米鸡毛秀》的主持人
再到法♥伦♥ 再到科拜尔
then Fallon, then Colbert
Fallon是《吉米今夜秀》的主持人
Colbert是《史蒂芬·科拜尔晚间秀》的主持人
然后就是周四之夜现场演唱会
and then Thursday Night Live!
哇
Whoo!
歌♥ 歌♥ 歌♥ 秀 秀 秀
Song, song, song. Show, show, show.
砰 砰 大卖♥♥特卖♥♥
Boom, bang, bazillions.
现在 我们就去赚大钱
Now, let's go make so much money that,
到明年圣诞节的这个时候 我们能
by this time next Christmas, we are wiping our asses
用纯金的卫生纸擦屁♥股♥了
with solid-gold toilet paper.
女士们先生们 请欢迎
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome,
这位独一无二的 杰克·马利卡先生
the one, the only, Mr. Jack Malik!
杰克 我是你的粉丝 很高兴见到你
Jack, I'm such a fan. It's great to meet you.
谢谢你来参加节目
Thank you for being here.
我听过你的歌♥ 它们真的
The songs of yours that I've heard, they are,
它们真的太棒了
they're amazing.
你当前的生活过得怎么样
What's life like for you at the moment right now?
我是说 歌♥迷对专辑的期待
I mean, the expectation for the album
正上升到了疯狂的程度 不是吗
is just rising to insane levels, isn't it?
是的 他们 他们真的很疯狂
Yeah, well, they're... they're insane to me.
我说 这里有谁非常期待这张专辑的
I mean, who here's excited about this album?
听一下
Listen to that.
在这个年代 有时候16个人
In this age of, sometimes, 16 people
写一首歌♥ 突然之间来了一个小伙
writing on one song, suddenly, here's a guy,
就他和一把吉他 一个人就把歌♥写出来了
him and a guitar, and he writes everything himself, on his own.
是啊 我的意思是 你知道的
Yeah. I mean... Well, you know, that's how it always
过去一直都这样写歌♥ 像詹姆斯·泰勒
used to be, though, with, uh, with, like, James Taylor
或者史蒂夫·旺德 布鲁斯·斯普林斯汀
or Stevie Wonder, Bruce Springsteen.
所以我不认为有什么特别的
So I don't think it's that exceptional.
但真的只有你一个人吗
But is it just you?
是的
Well, yes.
但是真的吗
But is it?
嗯 是的
Well, y-yes. Yes, it is.
非常好
Excellent.
因为机缘巧合 请原谅我
Because as chance would have it, a-and do forgive me,
因为我们喜欢在节目中制♥造♥惊喜
because we-we love a surprise on this show.