盗亦有道（2025）

This shocking recording leaked to the media
这段令人震惊的录音 是由匿名消息来源泄漏给媒体的
by an anonymous source, in which tech billionaire Phineas Paul
指出科技亿万富翁，菲尼亚斯保罗
links himself to disgraced dictator Ignacio De La Paz
和贪污的独♥裁♥者 伊格纳西欧德拉巴斯
与周一晚上的联♥合♥国♥抢案有关联
and Monday night's United Nations robbery.
（亿万富翁涉案）
你找错人了
You're making a mistake.
你要找的是路奇尼和德拉巴斯
You want Lozini and De La Paz.
是他们卖♥♥给我阿林特罗夫人的
They're the ones selling me The Lady of Arintero.
随后警方突袭搜索
路奇尼先生旗下的金库
A subsequent raid on a warehouse owned by Mr. Lozini
收复了价值数百万的失窃文物
ended in the recovery of millions in stolen relics.
宝藏已经在回家的路上了
They're already on their way back home.
（联♥合♥国♥宝藏部分被寻获）
是你做的，对吧？
You did this.Didn't you?
谢谢
Thank you.
我跟奥提兹谈过
I spoke to Ortiz.
他被任命为代理总统
He's been named acting president.
德拉巴斯没戏唱了
De La Paz is out.
我们终于有一位领袖 想养育我们的人♥民♥
We finally have a leader who wants to feed our people.
我不敢相信
I can't believe it.
你应该来看看
You should come see it.
我的国家
My country.
你会喜欢的
Oh, you'd love it.
钱在那里很好用
Money goes a long way there.
你只需要偷一半的钱
We'd only have to steal half as much. Salud.
我们可以买♥♥一栋大房♥子 养一只狗
We could buy a big house, have a dog.
我不能跟你回去
I can't go back with you.
为什么？
Why not?
我当抢匪还不够厉害吗？
Am I not a good enough bandit?
你很厉害
You're great.
你很有天分
You got a knack for it.
好，那是为什么？
Okay, so what is it?
问题不是栈镙工作上发生的事
Trouble isn't what happened on this job.
问题是上一份工作
Trouble is the last job.
赛马场那票
The racetrack.
结局不太好
That didn't come off so well.
我不确定我懂你的意思
I'm not sure I follow. What do you mean?
你杀了我的队员
You killed my crew.
杀了我朋友菲利
Shot my friend Philly.
他躺着流血时，你开枪打死他
Shot him while he lay there bleeding.
我不会让那种事就这样算了
And, see, I let something like that slide,
就像我之前说的，这对生意不好
well, like I said before, it's bad for business.
你何不离床远一点？
Why don't you stay away from the bed.
我知道床垫下有枪
I know about the gun under the mattress.
好
Okay.
那么…
So...
不养狗？
...no dog?
太好笑了
It's so funny.
我认识你时
When I met you,
我承认 我假装喜欢你
I admit, I pretended to like you.
我必须让这一切成功
I had to make this work.
然后发生了一件奇怪的事
And then an odd thing happened.
就这么发生了
All by itself.
过了一阵子，我才发现
After a while, I realized
我已经没有在假装了
I wasn't pretending anymore.
是我在假装
I was.
为了大局着想
For the greater good.
（请勿打扰）
（新闻快报）
（奥提兹将接任德拉巴斯 成为代理总统）
你最好别让她失望，混♥蛋♥
You better not let her down, asshole.
这超过他的份了
That is more than one-seventh.
超过很多
It's a lot more.
这是我所能得到的
It's what I could get.
我还以为再也见不到你了
I just assumed I'd not see you again.
我想我这样很不好
Guess that was unkind.
不，没关系，你并不真的了解我
No, it's okay. You don't really know me.
那女孩呢？
And the girl?
禅？
Zen?
我也准胸了那个承诺
I kept that promise, too.
希望这能给你些许慰藉
I hope that fixes something for you.
三、二、一！
Three! Two! One!
（新年快乐）
你打算怎么用你那一份？
What are you gonna do with your share?
我想回家
扩展我的剧院事业
Oh, I was thinking I'd go home, expand the theater,
也许做点木偶戏，牵线木偶
maybe get a little bit of puppetry going, you know, marionettes.
那一定会爆满
Oh, that should pack 'em in.
你是个酸民，老兄
嘿！
Ah, you a hater, man. Hey!
嘿，新年快乐 -还好吗，老兄？
B, how you doing, man? - Happy New Year!
是啊
Yeah.
至少我有热情
You know, at least I have passion.
对，赶走观众的热情 所以你才得偷东西支撑你的剧院
Yes. Driving away audiences so you have to steal to support a theater.
你有没有想过 也许你只是喜欢偷东西？
You ever think maybe you just like stealing?
只有跟你一起才喜欢，我的朋友
Well, only with you, my friend.
看看我们现在在哪里，老兄！
Now, look where we are, man.
今天是跨年夜，小帕 纽约市
It's New Year's Eve, B. New York City.
我们回来了，如你所愿
We got it back, man, just like you wanted.
你难道不开心吗？
Doesn't that make you happy?
对，是很棒 搞什么…
Yeah, it's great. -What the--
我们都经历了那么多募新
After all the shit we been through?
“对，很好，还行”
"Yeah, it's great. Yeah, it's fine."
我只是从来就不喜欢纽约
I just never really liked New York.
怎么？
What?
什么？
What?
你有毛病，老兄
Something wrong with you, man.
（阿林特罗夫人）
我有毛病？
要买♥♥木偶的人是你
Something wrong with me? You're the one buying puppets.
说得好
Ah, all right, touche.
（剧终）
剧终了，王八蛋
The end, motherfucker.
♪ I need a dollar, dollar ♪
♪ Dollar, that's what I need Hey, hey ♪
♪ Said I need a dollar, dollar ♪
♪ Dollar, that's what I need Hey, hey ♪
♪ Well, I need a dollar, dollar ♪
♪ Dollar, that's what I need ♪
♪ And if I share with you my story ♪
♪ would you share your dollar with me? ♪
♪ Bad times are coming, and I reap what I done sowed ♪
♪ Hey, hey ♪
♪ Well, let me tell you something, all that glitters ain't gold ♪
♪ Hey, hey ♪
♪ It's been a long old trouble, long old troublesome road ♪
♪ and I'm looking for somebody come and help me carry this load ♪
♪ Well, I need a dollar, dollar ♪
♪ Dollar, that's what I need Hey, hey ♪
♪ Said I need a dollar, dollar ♪
♪ Dollar, that's what I need ♪
♪ Well, I don't know if I'm walking on solid ground ♪
♪ 'cause everything around me is crumbling down ♪
♪ and all I want is for someone to help me ♪
♪ I had a job, but the boss man let me go ♪
♪ He said ♪
♪ "I'm sorry, but I won't be needing your help no more" ♪
♪ I said ♪
♪ "Please, Mr. Boss Man, I need this job more than you know" ♪
♪ but he gave me my last paycheck, and he sent me on out the door ♪
♪ Well, I need a dollar, dollar ♪
♪ Dollar, that's what I need Hey, hey ♪
♪ Well, I need a dollar, dollar ♪
♪ Dollar, that's what I need Hey, hey ♪
♪ And I need a dollar, dollar ♪
♪ Dollar, that's what I need ♪
♪ And if I share with you my story, would you share your dollar with me? ♪
♪ I don't know if I'm walking on solid ground ♪
♪ 'cause everything around me is crumbling down ♪
♪ and all I want is for someone ♪
♪ to help me ♪
♪ What in the world ♪
♪ Hey am I gonna do tomorrow? ♪
♪ Hey ♪
♪ Is there someone with a dollar ♪ ♪ Hey ♪
♪ I could borrow? Hey ♪
♪ Who could help me take away my sorrow? ♪
♪ Maybe it's inside the bottle Maybe it's inside the bottle ♪
♪ I had some good old buddies, names is Whiskey and Wine ♪
♪ Hey, hey ♪
♪ and for my good old buddies, I spent my last dime ♪
♪ Hey, hey ♪
♪ Now, Wine is good to me, he help me pass the time ♪
♪ and my good old buddy Whiskey keep me warmer than sunshine ♪
♪ Your mama may have blessed the child that's got his own ♪
♪ Hey, hey ♪
♪ If God has plans for me, I hope it ain't written in stone ♪
♪ Hey, hey ♪
♪ 'cause I've been working, working myself down to the bone ♪
♪ and I swear on Grandpa's grave, I'll be paid when I come home ♪
♪ Well, I need a dollar, dollar ♪
♪ Dollar, that's what I need Hey, hey ♪
♪ And I need a dollar, dollar ♪
♪ Dollar, that's what I need Hey, hey ♪
♪ Well, I need ♪