爱丁顿（2025）

without a note, without a word‎
我们彻底崩溃了
we were devastated‎
一切希望似乎都已破灭
All hope seemed lost‎
但我们有社区的支撑
But we had our community to lift us up‎
我们有爱丁顿
We had Eddington‎
当我第一次竞选市长时
And when I first ran for Mayor‎
是因为我想回馈这座
it's 'cause I wanted to give back to the town‎
给予我如此之多的小镇
that has given me so much‎
自那以后 我们协助州长
Since then we've helped the Governor‎
开展建设
in her mission to start building‎
100%清洁能源经济的使命
a 100% clean energy economy‎
我们正致力于为新技术提供发展空间
We're working to provide homes to new technologies‎
创造新的 可靠的 安全的工作岗位
and create new reliable, secure jobs‎
当我们迈向下一任期时
And as we walk towards the next term‎
我已准备好继续领导我们的城镇
I'm ready to continue leading our town‎
同时抗击这场疫情
and fighting the pandemic‎
以及种族与经济不平等问题
and the racial and economic inequities‎
新冠疫情只是加剧了这些矛盾
that Covid-19 only made worse‎
种族不平等？他做了什么来对抗这个？
Racial inequities? What the fuck is he doing to fight that?‎
额... 他是拉丁裔
Well, he's Hispanic‎
好吧 但这些人...
Okay, but who are... ‎
他从哪儿找的这些黑妹？
Where is he getting these Black ladies from?‎
他开始运输人口了？
What, is he shipping in people now?‎
这是什么？《杰斐逊一家》吗？
What is this? The Jeffersons?‎
再次选择泰德·加西亚当市长
Re-elect Ted Garcia for mayor‎
我们不会倒♥退♥ 只会更好
We can't go back We can only go better‎
比比谁能想出更好的口号♥
Race you to come up with a better slogan‎
你也来
And you too‎
我已经在板上写了八个了
I already put eight of them on the board‎
参考口号♥
1.有种就来
2.走着瞧 加西亚 或者 加西亚-走着瞧（谐音）
3.建设新墨西哥 而不是重建旧墨西哥
4.你想住在旧金山？我可不想
5.爱丁顿：把忧伤留在门外
6.泰德·加西亚 1988年中国蜜月旅行 查一下
7.宁死不哑
8.你了解国企什么样
哦 -啊 好吧...
Oh -Uh, well...‎
要不...等等 所以...
How about... Wait, so...‎
他们的口号♥是"我们不会倒♥退♥ 只会更好"
theirs goes,"We can't go back we can only go better."‎
所以我们说："是的 我们不会倒♥退♥
So we go"Yeah, we can't go back‎
但我们可以 那个...
but we can, like, you know‎
我们可以从错误中吸取教训"
We can learn by our mistakes."‎
对
Yeah‎
还有比特币
And Bitcoin‎
用比特币把县里的居民拉进区块链
Use it to get county residents on the blockchain, too‎
你懂的 调动他们的积极性
You know, get 'em motivated‎
嘿 趁我没忘 -嘿 警长
Hey, before I forget -Hey, Sheriff‎
我和市政秘书谈过了... -等等
I got in with the city clerk... -Back up‎
...我们需要一个主席和一个财务主管
...and we need a chairperson and a treasurer‎
嘿警长 看看这个
Hey, Sheriff, look at this‎
请♥愿♥书上我收集了43个签名...
I got 43 names on the petition...‎
嘿 帮我完成这个 -但我们需要150个签名才行
Hey, finish this up for me -...but we're gonna need 150‎
我仔细查看了市政会议的录像
I ran through the council meetings‎
这些都在YouTube上
that are all on YouTube‎
你们应该看看这个
You're gonna want to see this‎
那个强行推动这个议案的人
The man that's forcing this item through‎
就是在全球疫情期间
is a man that turned off‎
一切都好吗 宝贝？
切断民众电力供应的家伙
his people's lights‎ in the middle of a global health pandemic‎
那些被你们毁掉的企业怎么办？
What about their businesses that you shuttered?‎
你们已经让政♥府♥修了那条漂亮的路
You already got the state to make that nice road‎
说是为了发展旅游业
that you say is for tourism‎
但我只看到它直通那个
but all I see is it leads straight to the site‎
假设中的数据园区选址
of this hypothetical data campus‎
打扰一下 宝拉在吗
Pardon me. Is Paula in?‎
所以“纯金魔毯”到底是什么
So what is Solidgoldmagikarp?‎
是像微软那样的公♥司♥还是...
Is it like, what Microsoft or... ‎
哦 才不是呢 就是些乱七八糟的人工智能
Oh, not even It's some random AI‎
要么是深度学习之类的破玩意儿
or Deep Learning or some crap‎
当初就是沃伦怂恿泰德参选的
Warren's the one that got Ted to run in the first place‎
土地专员也是他的人
Land commissioner is his, too‎
好吧 我要上了
Okay, I'm gonna go‎
我该说什么？
What would I say?‎
我-我什么都不会说 因为她烦死人了
I-I wouldn't say anything 'cause she's annoying as fuck‎
她那套社会正义的破理论比我爸还让人受不了
She's worse than my dad with her social justice shit‎
你去哪儿？ -再拿瓶啤酒
Where are you going? -Getting another beer‎
老兄 你还得开车送我们回去呢
Dude, you have to drive us back‎
靠 我超爱那本书的
Oh, shit, I love that book‎
抱歉 你说什么？
Sorry, what?‎
我超爱那本书
I love that book‎
你知道她被苏联授予过
You know she was awarded‎
列♥宁♥和平奖吗？
the Lenin Peace Prize by the Soviet Union?‎
哦 是吗？
Oh, really?‎
我是布莱恩
I'm Brian‎
你好
Hi‎
我知道你是莎拉
I know you're Sarah‎
你好像比我高一级吧
You were, like a year above me, I think‎
是的
Okay‎
这种聚会挺怪的 对吧？就像...
It's weird to be gathering, right? Like...‎
感觉过几天会上新闻那种
Feels like this will be in the news in a few days‎
超级传播者
Superspreader‎
抱歉
Sorry‎
你们想喝啤酒吗？
You guys want a beer?‎
好啊 -好啊
Sure -Sure‎
不 不用管她 她只是在做自己的事
No. No, you're fine She's just doing her own thing‎
哦 好吧 酷
Oh. Okay. Cool‎
等等 他刚才过来找你时说了什么？
So, wait, what did he say when he came up to you?‎
他提到了一些关于我的书的事...
He said something about my book...‎
你朋友是谁？
Who's your friend?‎
我不知道
I don't know‎
她只是想让她那个老掉牙的男朋友吃醋
She's just trying to make her old-ass boyfriend jealous‎
她有男朋友？他在哪？
She has a boyfriend? Where is he?‎
不在这儿
Not here‎
哦 他在那儿
Oh, there he is‎
他们已经分手了
They're not dating anymore‎
她甩了他 因为他是警♥察♥
She dumped him because he's a cop‎
也可能是他提的分手吧 无所谓
Or then he broke up with her. Whatever‎
这么多养尊处优的白人小孩
So many privileged white kids‎
突然喊着要"反种族歧视" 就像...
suddenly crying about"anti-racism", it's just like... ‎
是啊 不 我懂 确实如此
Yeah, no I get it. It's true‎
我是说 真的 这不过是特权阶层的又一次表演
I mean, really, it's just another display of privilege‎
是啊 不过
Yeah, but like‎
与此同时 并非所有白人孩子都那么享有特权
at the same time, not all white kids are all that privileged‎
啊...
Uh...‎
特权也分不同种类
Like, there's different sorts of privilege‎
比如种族和阶级
You know, like race and class‎
布里 你的红帽子掉了吧？
Did you drop your red cap back there, Bri?‎
闭嘴 你懂我意思
Shut up. You know what I mean‎
听着 我要提拔你
You know I'm promoting you‎
真的？
Really?‎
我是说 我...
I mean, I... ‎
你不觉得吗？
Don't you think?‎
当然
Yeah. Of course‎
所以...
So, what? Uh...‎
警官？
Sergeant?‎
喜欢吗？
You like that?‎
是-是的 谢谢您 警长
Y-Yeah. Thank you, Sheriff‎
其实我现在比当年我父亲
You know, I'm actually older than my dad‎
当警官时的年纪还大
when he was Sergeant‎
你父亲当上警长时
Well, your dad was Captain‎
我还是个副手
when I was deputy‎
所以你看 我们都要一步步来
So, you know we all got to take these steps‎
他最终也只当到警长
He only ever made it to Captain‎
希望有天我也能凭实力当上警长