爱丁顿（2025）

问问你的副手们都去哪儿了？
Ask where all your deputies went?‎
好吧 你为什么不问问你的州长
Okay, well, why don't you just ask your governor‎
她那套"抓了就放"的政策？
about her little Catch and Release policy. Okay?‎
要不是因为这个政策
Because if it wasn't for that‎
也许我还能留住我的副手们
maybe I could hold on to my deputies‎
和我们逮捕的人
and the people we arrest‎
我知道...我知道其中一人因过度使用武力被开除
I know... I know one of them was fired for excessive force‎
另一个是被YouTube上的
and another one was forced to quit‎
宪法第一修正案审查员逼退的
by a YouTube first amendment auditor‎
好的 明白了 是的
Yeah. Okay. Yes‎
就是那个审计员
that is the same auditor‎
赶走了你们那群没用的警♥察♥
that drove away your worthless police department‎
你们的副警长死于芬太尼过量
Your Undersheriff died from a fentanyl overdose‎
因为接触了芬太尼 懂吗？
From handling fentanyl. Okay?‎
而你们的队长和副警长...
And your Captain and your Chief Deputy...‎
他没收毒品时没戴手套
He confiscated it without gloves‎
...跑去里奥兰曹工作了 -这简直太糟了
...took jobs in Rio Rancho -That was devastating‎
你们连自己的部门都管不好
You can't keep your own office going‎
还想来接管我的？
but you're gonna run mine?‎
把你的烂摊子留在这儿 再开个新的
Leave your mess here and start a whole new one‎
我确实认为是因为那个人
And I do think it's because of the person‎
那个名字你可能不想让我在镜头前提起
that's name you might not want me saying on camera‎
哦 说-说出她的名字
Oh, s-say her name‎
明白吗？因为我觉得是你不想提
Okay? Because I think you're the one that doesn't want it‎
我确实认为是因为这个
I do think it's because of that‎
你是这么想的？
Is that what you think?‎
好吧 让我告诉你我的想法 泰德 行吗？
Well, I'll tell you what I think, Ted. Okay?‎
我曾经以为你是什么大人物
I used to think that you were some big deal‎
但现在我明白了 我可以当面直白地告诉你
but now I realize, and I can tell you flat-out to your face‎
我比你优秀得多
that I am a much better human being than you‎
我将成为比你更出色 更强大
And I'm gonna make a better and stronger‎
更诚实的领导者
and more honest leader than you‎
所以让选民来决定吧
So let's just let the voters decide‎
你正在犯一个错误
You're making a mistake‎
这就是你慌慌张张跑来的原因吗？
Is that why you ran here all panicked?‎
我是来帮你避免难堪的
I came to save you from embarrassment‎
哦 天哪 我都要感动哭了
Oh, gee-whiz, I'm tearing up‎
放弃30年的房♥产税
Forfeiting 30 years of property taxes‎
却因为签了保密协议而不敢明说
and you won't say because of some NDA you signed‎
但你想得到在场所有人的"赞成票"
but you want a"yay" from everyone here‎
他已经解释过了 宝拉
He explained this already, Paula‎
是啊 是啊 -解释什么了？
Yeah. Yeah -Explained what?‎
他为什么不解释这些数据中心
Why doesn't he explain about the water and energy‎
消耗的水资源和能源问题
these data centers consume‎
现在可是历史性干旱时期
when we're in a historic drought?‎
这里永远在干旱 -没错
We're always in a drought -Yes, exactly‎
沃伦：不要辩解 她已经疯了 笑笑就好
我们正在通过引进太阳能
And we're making up for the energy‎
来弥补能源和水资源消耗
and water with the solar that we're bringing in‎
好吧 那我们来谈谈太阳能
Okay, so... so let's talk about the solar‎
不 啊 很抱歉 知道吗？
No. Uh, I'm sorry You know what?‎
我们能直接表决吗 菲尔？我们必须做个了断
Can we call the question, Phil? We've got to just call it‎
您说什么？
Excuse me?‎
好吧 行 啊 第50项议程
Okay. All right. Uh, item 50‎
关于批准...的决议三读
Third reading of a resolution approving...‎
什么？
What?‎
...六项工业收益债券的发行
...a series of six industrial revenue bonds‎
用于建设一个 啊 拟议中的超大规模数据中心园区
for the construction of a, uh proposed hyperscale data campus‎
位于新墨西哥州爱丁顿市
in Eddington, New Mexico‎
请等一下？动议需要附议
Excuse me? A question needs to be seconded‎
而我才是公认的会议主席
and I am the agreed-upon Chairwoman‎
程序问题
Point of order‎
我们能不能让这贱♥人♥闭嘴？
Can we not fucking shut this bitch up?‎
冷静点
Just chill‎
问题已经提出 我附议
Question has been called I've got my second‎
口罩遮住鼻子
Mask over nose‎
就像在写字那样
Like you're writing‎
嘿 你知道吗
Hey, you know‎
你读的时候可能真会看到那句话
you might actually read that while you're reading‎
因为你已经忘了一半内容
because you're forgetting half of it‎
泰德 听着
Ted, hey‎
这才是你需要专注的重点
this is what you need to focus on‎
不是那个蠢货警长
not your dumbass Sheriff‎
就是因为他妻子心理健康那点破事罢了
Just the shit with his wife's mental health‎
我们直接让他闭嘴了 -我已经说过了
we shut him right down -I've said it already‎
我不想提这个 我是认真的
I don't want to go there I meant that‎
所以你睡过她... -没有
So you fucked her... -No‎
这可是个小地方 -真没有
It's a small town -No‎
不 我没干过
No, I did not‎
20年前跟她约会过几次而已
I went out with her a couple of times 20 years ago‎
她怪得很 根本不让我碰
She was weird She wouldn't let me touch her‎
我压根就不想碰她
I didn't want to touch her‎
于是我就放弃了
So I dropped it‎
结果她那个疯癫的老妈
And then out of nowhere her whackadoo ma‎
过了大概半年突然找上门来
came after me, like six months later‎
说是那时候怀孕了
when she got apparently pregnant‎
可那会儿我早就不碰她了
That was six months after I never touched her‎
你听听这像话吗？
You see how that sounds, though?‎
而且她那个神经病老妈特别爱上网
And her mom, who is crazy is very online‎
趁我还没忘...
Oh, before I forget...‎
州长让我转达谢意
The Governor says thank you‎
哦 那挺好的
Well, that's nice‎
当面道谢会更好
Would have been nicer in person‎
感激的州长赠予杰出的市长
未来一片光明
是啊 不过只要你把这事办成了
Yeah, well you get that through‎
就能亲自告诉她了
you can tell her yourself‎
等她去华盛顿时去她办公室拜访
Be in her office when she goes to Washington‎
喂
Hey‎
你觉得那辆车是谁的？
Whose car do you think that is?‎
你说过我可以的 -我说什么了？
You said I could -I said what?‎
你说过我可以借车去找布莱恩玩
You said I could borrow the car to hang with Brian‎
你以为你在干什么？
What do you think you're doing?‎
你说过我可以借车的
You said I could borrow the car‎
我听说
What's this I'm hearing‎
上周有个聚会 你也去了？
about a gathering last week and you were there?‎
如果是周六那次 也就五个人而已
If you mean Saturday that was, like, five people‎
我们保持双倍距离 而且都戴着口罩
We were double-distanced and we all wore masks‎
那也不够六英尺
That's not six feet‎
您说什么？
Excuse me?‎
你以为你在跟谁说话？
Just who do you think you're talking with?‎
对不起 -现在可是封锁期
Sorry -We are in lockdown‎
我才是执行封锁的人
I'm the one forcing lockdown‎
深夜聚会上有人看见你外出
Anyone sees you out at a gathering late at night‎
时间不晚 而且只有五个人
It's not late and it's only five people‎
我儿子在破坏我的规矩
My son undermining my policies‎
染上病毒你会死的 明白吗？
You catch this and you could die. Okay?‎
你知道死亡是什么吗？-知道 我只是想
Do you know how death works? -Yeah. I'm just trying‎
见见朋友... -别再提布莱恩
to see my friend... -No more Brian‎
这样我就不用自杀了
so I don't have to kill myself‎
快走 别让我看见你
Just go. Out of my face‎
只能见布莱恩 就他一个
Only Brian. Only‎
顺便说一句 今天是妈妈生日
It's Mom's birthday, by the way‎
那挺好的
Good for her‎
你想让我♥干♥什么 埃里克？
What am I supposed to do with that, Eric?‎
给她寄封信？我就随口一说
You want to send her a letter? -I'm just saying‎
她没给我们留任何信息 -好吧 无所谓
She ain't dropped us any pins -Okay. Whatever‎
谁在乎啊？ -记得洗手
Who cares? -And wash your hands‎
新冠病毒在纸上能存活五周
Covid stays alive on paper for five weeks‎
那天早晨我和儿子醒来时
When my son and me woke up one morning‎
发现我妻子...他的母亲...抛弃了我们
to find that my wife his mother, had abandoned us‎
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