爱丁顿（2025）

等等 我能把钱给你吗？
Wait, wait Can I pay you back for this?‎
不 不 不
No, no, no‎
那个 警长 等等 请等一下
Uh, Sheriff, Sheriff Wait, wait, wait. Please‎
拍张照片 可以吗？
A picture. A picture?‎
好的
Okay‎
准备好了吗？-稍等 稍等
Ready? -Hold on. Hold on‎
笑一个
Smile‎
爱丁顿最后一个好人！ 谢谢你 警长！
女士们先生们 各位请注意
Ladies and gentlemen what have you‎
这位是塞维利亚县的警长乔·克罗斯
this is Joe Cross sheriff of Sevilla County‎
首先请允许我说明 我有哮喘病
And, first off, allow me to say that I'm asthmatic‎
我知道 谁在乎呢？
I know. Who cares?‎
但我确实觉得戴着这些口罩很难呼吸 明白吗？
But I do find it very difficult to breathe in these masks. Okay?‎
其次 爱丁顿根本没有新冠疫情
Now, second off there is no Covid in Eddington‎
整个塞维利亚县都没有病例
There's no Covid in Sevilla County‎
可我们市长和州长推动的州政♥府♥命令
yet a state mandate pushed by our mayor and his governor‎
却让我连购买♥♥食物
says that I cannot shop for food‎
都要冒着哮喘发作的风险
without risking an asthma attack‎
而你无法行使选择的自♥由♥
And you cannot exercise your freedom of choice‎
否则就会面临公开羞辱
without being, you know, uh publicly shamed‎
因...
Bec... ‎
因为我刚才目睹的一切...
Because what I just saw just... ...a moment ago...‎
啊...
Uh...‎
我的意思是...
I mean, I just... ‎
怎么...我们怎会变成这样？
How... How did we get here?‎
更糟的是 这值得吗？
Okay? And even worse, is it worth it?‎
为对抗一个根本没到来的病毒
Is it worth it to combat a virus that isn't even here‎
付出与邻里家人为敌的代价
at the cost of being at war with your neighbors‎
真的值得吗？
and your... your family?‎
因为...这就是社区的意义 不是吗？
Because that... that's what community is, isn't it?‎
这是一个大家庭 明白吗？
It's a family. Okay?‎
因为你既可以毁掉一个人的一天
Because you can ruin a man's day‎
也可以选择做正确的事 保持善意
or you can do the right thing and you can be kind‎
从而解放他的心灵
and you can free his heart‎
我们需要彼此解放心灵
We need to free each other's hearts‎
这就是我竞选市长的原因
And that's why I'm running for mayor‎
爱丁顿市的市长
Mayor of Eddington‎
他刚才说的是我想的那个意思吗？
Did he just say what I think he said?‎
我 啊 已经担任本县警长七年了
I have, uh, served this county as sheriff for seven years‎
能为您服务是我的荣幸 我也将倍感荣幸
and it has been my honor and I would be honored‎
担任市长一职
to serve you as mayor‎
喂
Hey‎
是啊 没错 -你会没事的
Yeah, right -You're going to be okay‎
好了 又来一个
Okay, here comes another one‎
三个警♥察♥对付我一个
Three cops for one guy‎
开始吧
Here we go‎
警长 这是真的吗？
Sheriff, this for real?‎
是的 好了 我们得把耽误的时间补回来 这是谁？
Yes. All right, we got to make up for lost time. Who's this?‎
他白天喝酒 醉驾
A day drinker. OWI‎
我不会再说了 因为第一：
I'm not gonna tell you any more because one:‎
我没这个义务
I don't have to‎
第二：你想干什么就干什么
and two: you're gonna do whatever shit you're gonna do‎
哇 你喝了多少啊 小子？
Wow. How much did you drink, kid?‎
啊 说实话 悄悄告诉你
Um, honestly, low-key‎
还没多到让你把我关进来的程度
not enough for you to put me in here‎
参考口号♥
他拒绝做现场检测
He refused to take the field test‎
好了 竞选标语 你们谁会用PS？
Okay, campaign signs. Now which one of you has Photoshop?‎
啊 我叔叔会 但是软件好像过期了
Oh, uh, my uncle does but I think it expired‎
那就续上 快去拉斯克鲁塞斯的金考快印店
Okay, un-expire it. Get on down to Kinko's in Las Cruces‎
"乔·克罗斯竞选市长" 明白吗？
"Joe Cross for Mayor." Okay?‎
盖 你会画画对吧？
Guy, you can draw, right?‎
只会简笔画
Just stick figures‎
很好 听着 我要的是：一个男人
Okay, good Look, here's what I want. A man‎
希望你已经准备好...
I hope you're locked and loaded...‎
他戴着口罩...
He's got a face mask...‎
...但眼睛画着叉代表他死了
...but he's got x's for eyes 'cause he's dead‎
听着 我错了 好吗？
Look, I know I made a mistake, okay?‎
我知道你们想干什么
I know what you guys are trying to do‎
我清楚你们是哪种警♥察♥
I know what kind of cops you are‎
听着 我不知道该说什么
Look, I don't know what else to say‎
但我需要你们的支持
Now I need your boys' support‎
好 这就是我们的计划
Okay, this is what we're doing now‎
你们被征用了 这里就是我们的竞选办公室
You've been deputized This is our campaign office‎
没问题吧？没问题
So, yes, right? Yes‎
太棒了
Hell yeah‎
对
Yes‎
没问题 -好的 很好 行
Yeah -Okay, good. Okay‎
盖 听着 帮我个忙
Guy, look, do me a favor‎
让你朋友再去买♥♥一个
Get one of your friends to buy‎
路易斯的娃娃 好吗？
one of Louise's dolls again Okay?‎
哦 好的 遵命长官
Oh, yeah. Yes, sir‎
我马上就给他们钱
I'll pay 'em straight back‎
没问题 随便哪个都行吗？
Can do Does it matter which one?‎
新的就行 无所谓
Just one of the new ones Doesn't matter‎
嘿 警长 快看这个
Hey, hey, Sheriff check this out‎
多远？三百码？
What's that? Three hundred yards?‎
三百五十码 没用瞄准镜
Three-fifty. No scope‎
真的假的？
Promise?‎
当然 我还留着那把AR练手呢
Yeah. I still got the AR out for practice‎
漂亮啊 迈克
That's beautiful, Mikey‎
不过没赢我之前你啥都不是
But you ain't shit 'til you beat mine‎
县治安局
Sheriff's Department‎
嘿 警长 如果你赢了 对这里意味着什么？
Hey, Sheriff, if you win what does that mean for here?‎
至少预算会增加 我可以保证
Well, we get a bigger budget I'll tell you that much‎
日常闲聊 & 抱怨老妈
晚点回家 有个大新闻 相信我
警长 找你的
Sheriff, it's for you‎
好的
Okay‎
盖 我们得抓紧收集签名了 好吗？
Hey, Guy, let's get going on signatures. All right?‎
进入候选人名单
Get ourselves on the ballot‎
喂？
Hello‎
乔 我在你办公室外面
Joe I'm outside your office‎
我正在录音 事先声明
I am recording this Fair warning‎
有必要吗？
That really necessary?‎
你可是公职人员
You are a public servant‎
你也是
So are you‎
没错
Yep‎
我觉得 啊
And I think it's, uh‎
我们开诚布公 好吗？
better if we just let it all out on the table. Okay?‎
我没什么隐瞒的 你也没什么隐瞒的
I got nothing to hide you got nothing to hide‎
好的
Okay‎
好吧...
Well...‎
首先我...
First I'd... ‎
我只是想为今早或昨晚的事道歉
I just want to apologize if I offended you‎
如果我冒犯到你的话...
for this morning or for last night... ‎
不 不需要道歉 你没有
No. No apology needed You didn't‎
好的
Okay‎
因为如果我冒犯了你...
Because if I did...‎
就能帮助我理解
then that would help me understand‎
那个 你的任期到了 啊...
Well, your term is up and, uh...‎
你的小镇已经没救了
your town is dead‎
怎么说你才能明白？
Now how can I help you understand?‎
听着 乔...
Look, Joe... ‎
六英尺
Six feet‎
我们从未谈过这事
We never talked about it‎
整个 你知道的...
The whole, you know...‎
整个...
The whole... ‎
我们能谈谈吗？就我们...就我们两个人？
Can we just talk? Can we just... Just the two of us?‎
可以 我们正在谈 正在谈
Yeah. We are, we are‎
好的
Okay‎
那就说说你的视频吧
So maybe I just talk to your video‎