吸血鬼生活

What We Do in the Shadows S01E06

Part 3 April 19, 2020, 9:20 a.m.

还有这些压倒我的黑暗怒火
And these dark rages that overtake me,
我的心智在吞噬着自己
oh, my mind is devouring itself.
我们都在经历苦难
We're all going through shit.
我们这一行很艰难
It's hard doing what we do.
那个
You know...
这会听上去很怪但是
this is going to sound odd, but...
我本来是打算今晚杀了你们的
I was thinking of killing all of you tonight.
真的
Yeah, yeah, I was.
我成什么了
What have I become?
猜猜怎么着
Guess what.
我们今晚本来也想杀了你
We were going to kill you tonight, too.
我们本来要杀你
We were going to kill you!
是拉兹洛的主意
It was, it was Laszlo's idea.
是的
Yeah, it was.
他拿着木桩
He had the stake,
你说什么
I beg your pardon?
他开玩笑的
He was just joking, it was,
就是我们在讨论的一个点子而已
it was just an idea that we were kicking upstream.
只是在假设而已
Was more of a "What if" Situation.
-我们开始假设然后就否决了 -闭嘴
- Like, "What if?" And then "No." - Shut up.
你们讨论
You... "Kicked upstream"
杀掉我的
the idea of killing...
点子
me?
就是个玩笑
As a joke. Nothing more.
逗大家开心
Just a-- a laugh.
什么都没发生
Nothing happened.
-你们的表情 -男爵
- Your faces! - Oh, the Baron...
你个混♥蛋♥
You shithead.
我为你们感到骄傲
Oh, I am proud of you.
我要是你们我也会这么做的
If I were you, I would have done the same thing.
知道我一直想尝试什么吗
You know what I have always wanted to try?
-吃屎 -不是
- Coprophilia. - No.
披萨馅饼
Pizza pie.
有他们说得那么好吃吗
Is it as wonderful as they sa...?
吃屎
Coprophilia?
陛下这是个馊主意
Sire, this is an even worse idea
比当初入侵维也纳还奇葩
than when we tried to invade Vienna.
会让你很难受的
It's certainly going to make you very ill.
我要吃披萨馅饼
I'm having pizza pie.
不不不
Oh, no, no, no.
蒜有点灼烧感不过
The garlic burnt a little, but...
掉下去了
Down he goes.
又飞起来了
He's up again.
男爵吃了人类的食物
The Baron has eaten some human food
现在他的身体被他的呕吐物驱动着
and now his body is being propelled around by his own vomit.
-他没事吧 -他去哪
- Is he all right? - Now, where's he going?
这就是目前的情况
So, that's what's happening right now.
他在那呢
There he is.
太值了
Totally worth it.
接下来做什么
What is next?
零自♥由♥广场
凌晨3点
我们吸了一些人的血
We drank the blood of some people,
但他们嗑了药
but the people were on drugs
现在我是个巫师
and now I am a wizard.
男爵其实是个很好的人
The Baron is, is very, actually... great man...
我吸了药血
I drank the drug blood.
是的我吸了药血
Yes, I drank some drug blood.
我们吸了我们吸了药血
We drank-- we've done some drug blood.
*现在是这个季节的*
* It is the time *
*时候*
* Of the season *
卡拉OK套房♥
凌晨4点27分
*当爱意渐浓*
* When the love runs high *
*现在是*
* It is the time... *
这是我记忆中的男爵
That's the Baron I remember.
玩得很尽兴
Having a really great time,
但就快日出了
but it's almost sunup.
我们该走了不然会被烧焦
I think we should leave soon, otherwise we're gonna be fried.
*现在是爱情的*
* It's the time of the season *
*季节*
* For loving *
拉兹洛你看看他们有没有
Laszlo, can you see if they have
《Girl in the Village with the One Small Foot》
"Girl in the Village with the One Small Foot"
Vasilios the Balladeer唱的
by Vasilios the Balladeer?
-好 -算了
- Yep. - Never mind.
我要无伴奏演唱
I'll sing a cappella.
好
Okay.
*村里有个姑娘*
* There was a girl in the village *
*她的脚很小*
* She had one very small foot *
*她的脚是落在井里了吗*
* Did she lose her foot in the well? *
-该回家了 -*无人知晓*
- It is time to return to our den. - * No one knows *
-*无人知晓* -派对结束
- * No one knows... * - Party's over.
我说该走了
I said we are leaving!
-我们该走了 -嗯嗯
- We should go. - Yeah, yeah.
吸血鬼住♥宅♥
凌晨5点53分
太阳要升起了
The sun is coming.
门有卡住了
The door's stuck again.
大家快点太阳要升起了
Everyone, quickly, the sun is coming.
-*派对* -快
- * Par- tay! * - Come on.
一步一步走男爵
Just one foot at a time, Baron.
有人玩得很开心啊
Someone sure had a good time, huh?
柯林·鲁宾逊我们很想你
Colin Robinson, we missed you.
-嗨 -什么
- Hi. - What?
你们怎么了
What-What's wrong with you?
我们嗑药了
We are on drugs.
你吃过披萨馅饼吗
Have you partaken of the pizza pie?
我可以我可以
I can do this, I can do this.
不阳光
Oh, no, the sunlight.
拉兹洛
Laszlo!
小心小心
Careful. Be careful.
天啊
Oh, man.
看看这个等等
Look at this... wait.
等等等等
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
不阳光
No, the sunlight.
我好怕
I'm so scared.
不要男爵
No, no, no, Baron.
-男爵 -不要
- Baron... - No, no, no, no!
不不慢点很危险
No, no, no, no, go easy. It's dangerous, man.
他真蠢拜托男爵
He's being an idiot. Come on, Baron.
你们一群怂货
You're a bunch of pussies...
看看你做了什么
See what you've done.
-看到没 -你把自己伤到了
- Did you see that? - You hurt yourself.
-拜托男爵 -穿上你的睡裙
- Come on, Baron. - Put your night skirts on
-回到棺材里 -好的
- and go to coffin. - All right, okay,
-好了 -回到棺材男爵
- okay, okay. - Go to coffin, Baron.
脱掉这玩意我不知道怎么脱
Thing off, I don't know how to work this.
该死
Oh, shit.
男爵
Baron?
真是意外
Well, that was unexpected.
你好呀
Hello.
-靠 -靠
- Shit. - Shit.
-他死了吗 -不
- Is he dead? - Oh, no.
哎哟
Ouchie.
有点疼
Just a little sore.
天
Oh, God--
真幸运没有碰到这些木桩
lucky I missed these wooden stakes.
他没事
He's safe.
我没事
I am okay.
什么味道
What's that smell?
我把玫瑰买♥♥回来了
Hey, I got the rose...
操
Fuck.
操
Oh, shit.