副校长（2016）

Vice Principals S01E01

Part 5 Aug. 22, 2020, 8:22 p.m.

你会大变样
You get turned the fuck out.
你知道什么叫做大变样吗
You know what "Turned out" means?
不不知道
No-- no, sir.
就是当一个直男进了监狱
It's when a straight dude rolls in to prison
被人搞完后变成了女人
and gets his ass fucked, then becomes a girl.
目前还没发生这种事
That hasn't happened yet.
还没你还要在那待好几天呢
Yet? You've still got a few more days in there.
坏事分分钟会发生
Plenty of time for that shit to go down.
大个子会过来
Big boys will come in,
欺负你这种小个子
push a little boy like you down,
也许把课本塞进你的嘴里尽情地捉弄你
maybe stick a textbook in your mouth and go to fucking town.
你想这种事发生在你身上吗
You want that to happen to you?
-不想 -我猜你也不想
- No. - Yeah, I didn't think so.
如果今天我把你弄出来
What would you say, Matthew,
你觉得如何马修
if I could get you out of I.S.S. today?
把这些坏事从你的记录上删除
Get the whole goddamn thing wiped from your record?
你是个好孩子
You're a good kid.
到了申请大学的时候
You don't want something like that following you around
你可不想你的记录花成这样
when it comes time to apply for college.
我可以让你自♥由♥ 你想吗
I can set you free. Would you like that?
想但是为什么呢
Yeah, but why?
我要你组织一次大规模的学生罢♥课♥
I want you to organize a mass-student walkout.
集结你所有的同学
Arrange all your goddamn classmates
同时一起离开学校
to get out of the school at the same exact time
抗♥议♥你们有多么讨厌新上任的校长
and protest at how much you hate the new principal.
-罢♥课♥ 离开学校吗 -没错
- Walkout? Like, leave school? - Yeah.
全校今天罢♥课♥
All-school walkout today.
校园里的每一个学生在下午两点三分罢♥课♥
Every motherfucking student in school at 2:03 PM.
听懂了吗
Are we clear?
懂了
Yeah.
这就对了我想听到的就是这话
Boom. That's what I want to hear.
甘比先生
Mr. Gamby.
-你在喂鱼吗 -当然
- You, feeding your fishes? - Sure am.
是什么鱼金鱼吗
What kind are they? Gold?
是的
Yep.
我只是想
I just wanted to,
过来和你说说新情况
drop by and give you a little bit of an update.
马修·波特是个好孩子你说得对
Matthew Potter's a good kid, and, uh, you were right,
他不该被人拿书砸
he doesn't deserve to have the book thrown at him.
我已经直接把他放出来了
So, I've immediately released him from I.S.S.
转变不小啊
That's a big turnaround for you.
你不是说规定就是规定吗
What happened to the "Rules are rules" thing?
我从没真这么说过但是
I never really said it like that, but--
你说过
You did.
规定我没说过但规定就是规定
Rule-- no, I didn't, but rules are rules.
我还是相信
I still believe that,
但公平是公平
but also fairness is fairness.
你懂我什么意思
You understand what I'm saying here.
我知道最近变动很大
Look, I-- I know things have been crazy,
一切有点不受控制
you know, with all the recent changes.
你肯定因此才突然离我而去
I'm sure that's why you were popping off to me.
可我只想你明白
But, I just wanted to let you know that
你不该就这样放弃
you shouldn't give up hope just yet.
北杰克逊高中还有优质成年人
There's still some adults left here at North Jackson High.
听你这么说太好了
That's-- that's-- that's good to hear.
是吧
Yeah.
你很坚强看好你
You're strong. I like that.
风水轮流转斯♥诺♥格拉斯小姐
The tides are turning, Ms. Snodgrass.
他们是好孩子会赢的
Good guys, they're about to win.
快看李·罗素
Look at Lee Russell.
那无♥耻♥的小贱♥人♥
That little sassy cuss.
王八蛋
Fuck you.
贱♥人♥
Bitch.
没事让他们乐去吧
Don't matter. Let them have their fun.
你好像有话要跟我说甘比先生
Sounds like you up to something to me, Mr. Gamby.
等着吧一切终会见分晓
Let's just say all will be revealed in due time.
革命行动不会上电视
The revolution will not be televised.
不今天下午2:03左右
No. It's just gonna happen regular in front of everybody
它将定期呈现在大家面前
at approximately 2:03 PM today.
啥意思校园枪击之类的吗
What you mean? Like a school shooting or something?
不戴肖恩不是校园枪击
No, Dayshawn, not like a school shooting.
别吓着孩子们
Don't be scaring these children.
我说的是非暴♥力♥
I'm talking about a non-violent,
走心用脑子的运动
hearts and mind campaign.
好吧听着很酷炫
Okay. That sounds dope.
对肯定会很酷炫
Oh, yeah, it's definitely gonna be dope.
超级酷炫
Super dope.
你不会要大家的命吧
You're not gonna kill everybody, right?
戴肖恩我说了不会杀人
No, Dayshawn. I told you, I'm not gonna murder anybody.
大家都很欢迎你来这任职
We're so happy to have you here!
谢谢
Thank you!
现在不会
Not yet.
我要你们帮我组织
So I'm gonna need your help planning
第一次教职工会议
my first faculty meeting.
我想借此机会
I want the opportunity
介绍自己但氛围不能枯燥
to show myself, but also have some fun.
想到了冰淇淋派对
Light bulb! Ice cream social!
让他们知道你有多温柔
Let them know how sweet you are!
罗素你不会辞职吧
Russell, you don't quit, do you?
甘比先生你最喜欢哪种冰淇淋
Mr. Gamby, what's your favorite ice cream?
什么
Say who hey?
你最喜欢哪种冰淇淋
What is your favorite ice cream?
我不喜欢冰淇淋
I-- I hate ice cream.
我有乳糖不耐症
I'm lactose intolerant.
吃了会拉肚子
Makes me do diarrhea in my pants.
我先失陪一下
Can you excuse me for one second please?
你们在说冰淇淋吗
Did I hear ice cream?
妈蛋
God damn it.
对数函数
Logarithmic functions.
我知道听着很难
I know that sounds complicated,
但听我慢慢讲
but I'm gonna break it down for you,
你们就明白真没那么难
and it's really not all that bad.
好假设一个...
Okay, so if you have...
干什么吃的你都下午2:08了
What the fuck is going on? It's 2:08 PM.
怎么没有罢♥课♥
Where is my walkout?
我知道我尽力了
I-- I know. I tried.
我尽力了尽力了
I tried, I tried.
怎么没劝你朋友离校罢♥课♥
Couldn't talk any of your friends into leaving school?
-小屁孩都恨死学校了 -没人行动啊
- Kids fucking hate school! - Nobody would do it!
我尽力了我发誓
I tried, I promise.
收拾东西回学校留堂去吧
Get your shit. You're going back to I.S.S.
我们的交易没戏了
Our deal, it's done.
我会给你找个体型巨高大
And I'm gonna find the biggest,
无♥耻♥下流至极的男伴
nastiest buck I can to come in there
让你受尽折磨
and drill you right in your asshole!
妈蛋
Damn it!
说曹操曹操到
Look. Speak of the devil.
完事了吗
Are we done here?
其实我想跟你谈谈
Actually, I'd love to speak with you a moment.
-请坐 -关门吗
- Have a seat. - Uh, closed, right?
关李谢谢
Yes, Lee. Thank you.
甘比先生好像有人
Mr. Gamby, it appears that someone has filed
去校董事会投诉我了
a complaint against me with the school board.
有意思
That's interesting.
你就没什么话
Is there anything you'd like to
想跟我说吗甘比先生
get off your chest, Mr. Gamby?
我没什么想说的
I mean, nothing really comes to the mind.
这封投诉信原文是这么写的
Well, this complaint says, and I quote,
"她不怎么聪明如果让她来接管
"She's not very smart, and if she's in charge,
这间学校将生灵涂炭
this school will suffer in a horrible way.