副校长（2016）

Vice Principals S01E07

Part 5 Aug. 22, 2020, 8:24 p.m.

- So move! - Shit, come on.
快起来母上大人来了
Get up! Big Mama's coming!
好吧
Okay, all right.
-我们可以牵个手什么的 -不
- We can hold hands or something. - No.
等等我得提个神
Hold on, I need a little refreshment.
我靠真带劲
Oh, shit. Refreshing as hell.
得来点新鲜空气
Gotta come up for air.
-说起来... -这边
- Actually, you know... - This way!
我们还没带戴肖斯去音乐厅看过
We never showed Dascious the music hall.
也许他想去那儿看一眼
Maybe he wants to check that out real quick.
不别管那些了戴肖斯
No, we can skip things. Dascious?
快走还在等什么
Go! What are you waiting for?
走快点
Go! Fly!
这边你个蠢货
This way, you stupid piece of shit.
快点天啊你该减肥了
Faster! God! You're going on a diet after this.
"就在那时匹诺曹醒了过来
"And at that very moment, Pinocchio awoke
睁开了双眼"
and opened wide his eyes."
-孩子们 -好啊小布
- Boys? - Oh, hey, B.
有人来看你们了
Someone's here to see you.
孩子们来抱抱爸爸吗
Boys, you got a hug for your daddy?
快过来
Come here!
让我好好看看你们
Oh, let me look at you!
我真的很感谢你对我说的话
I really appreciated our talk.
我也是
Yeah, me too.
等等罗素
Hold up, Russell.
怎么样
How did it go?
挺好的一点麻烦也没有
Good. No problems whatsoever.
你的孩子们真是棒极了
Your boys, they're a dream.
你真是个谎话精
You a lyin' sack of shit.
快过来抱一个
Come on, come on!
你在这啊
Oh, here you are!
我一直在找你
I've been looking all over for you.
我刚忙完这档子破事
Yeah, I was just up here finishing up this shit.
那是什么
What's that?
是我写的书
Uh, it's my book.
我觉得你也许想读读看
I thought maybe you might-- you could read it.
我很愿意受宠若惊啊
Yeah, I'd love to. I'm flattered.
记住这还只是初稿
Just remember, it's still really rough.
关于奥尔加国王费维恩猎人的内容
I mean, all the stuff with King Olgar and Favian the Huntsman
还要再润色一些
needs to be fleshed out a bit better.
谁知道呢你也许会喜欢布拉芬巫师
But, I don't know, I think you might like Bluffin the Wizard.
布拉芬巫师听着真不错
Bluffin the Wizard? Sounds fascinating.
跟你说一声我看书挺慢的
Just so you know, I'm kind of a slow reader,
如果我花的时间太久
so if this takes me a while to read it,
你别往心里去
I hope you don't get offended or anything.
慢慢看不着急
Oh, take your time. No rush.
行
Yeah.
就我而言
You know, on a personal note,
我想让你知道我觉得
I just want you to know that I just think
你真是多才多艺才华出众...
that you're a multi-talented, very terrific--
我要把书放下了好吗
I'm gonna put your book down, okay?
好
Oh. Yeah.
瞧瞧这家伙春风得意的
Look at this fuck machine, all smilin'.
说得不错
Yeah, did me good.
这个教师活动日还不赖不是吗
This wasn't a bad teacher workday after all, was it?
对
Nope.
等等这个娘们
Hold up. This bitch.
盖尔你还是去给别人乱拨电♥话♥吧
Yo, Gale, you can save your butt dials for someone else,
因为我刚和学校里最辣的教师爽了一发
'cause I just did it with the hottest teacher in school
我完全把女儿抛在脑后了
and I am totally over my daughter.
尼尔别说了
Neal, stop!
贾内尔出事故了我们在医院
Janelle's been in an accident. We're at the hospital.
什么她没事吧
What? Is she okay?
她没事她只是需要你
She's okay, she just-- she needs you.
她一直叫你的名字
She just keeps calling out for you.
她需要我
She needs me?
甘比甘比
Gamby? Gamby?
搞毛啊甘比
What the fuck, Gamby?
急诊楼
伙计她第三圈时速度过快...
Hey, man, she came in hot on the third--
-爸爸 -宝贝没事了
- Daddy? - Baby, it's okay.
没事了
It's okay.
我来了
I'm here,
我来看你了宝贝
here for you, baby.
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