布偶演播室（2015）

The Muppets S01E05

Part 4 March 12, 2021, 2:08 p.m.

Piggy?
-现在听我说猪猪如果我们不 -关门
- Now, listen, Piggy. If we don't... - Close the door.
猪猪我们的客户正在流失
Piggy, we are losing guests.
赞助商威胁着要撤资
Sponsors are threatening to pull out.
我如果我们不
I-if we don't do...
啊猪猪
Aw. Piggy?
我觉得好丢脸啊
I'm so embarrassed!
对一个人的打击报复
How could something like getting revenge on a person
怎么会有这么可怕的转折
take such a dark turn?
好吧听着别别担心
Okay, look. Don't... don't worry.
我额我会发布一份新闻稿
I'll, ah... yeah I-I'll put out a press release
解释你的所作所为
to explain your behavior.
你你觉得是说你中暑好些
Are... are you more comfortable with
还是恶魔附体好些
sun poisoning or demonic possession?
不等一下
No. Wait.
只有一个解决办法
There's only one way out of this.
妄想脱水症吗听起来像那么回事
Delusional dehydration? That sounds like a thing.
我会请瑞茜回来上节目
I'm going to have Reese back on the show.
为什么所以你就能解决掉她吗
Why? So you can finish her off?
天啊你们两个人最后一次
Geez, the last room you guys
一起共处的地方都已经不复存在了
were in together doesn't even exist anymore!
解决这个问题的唯一办法
The only way to shut this down
就是我放下身段和她道歉
is for me to swallow my pride and apologize to her.
-噢我不知道猪猪 -科密特我今年流年不利
- Oh, I don't know, Piggy. - Kermit, this has been a tough year
经历了分手
for me, what with our breakup
还有我的比熊犬整容手术后的并发症
and my Bichon's complications from the doggy facelift.
我的重点是我经受不起多一个打击了
My point is, I can't take another setback right now.
-呃 -拜托
- Well... - Please,
让我来解决这个问题吧
let me fix this.
好吧我给瑞茜的人打电♥话♥
All right. I'll call Reese's people.
哦啊你真的给狗整容了吗
Oh ah, you really gave a dog cosmetic surgery?
我没有办法
I had to!
大家一直问我那是不是我妈的狗
People kept asking me if it was my mom's dog.
好吧
Yeah.
一群鹅一群鲸鱼
So it's a gaggle of geese, a pod of whales,
那么水牛的量词是什么
and... what is it for buffalo?
滚下台去
Get off the stage!
不对你们应该喊“一群水牛”
No, see, someone was supposed to shout out "Herd of buffalo,"
然后我就会说
and then I was gonna say,
“当然我有听说过水牛啦”
"Of course I've heard of buffalo!"
这是个很巧妙的词语游戏
It's clever word-play.
我无法相信他又走回老路线了真残忍♥
I can't believe he went back to his old stuff. This is brutal.
噢别这样这很浪漫
Oh, come on. It's romantic is what it is.
他这么做都是为了心爱的女人
He's bombing for the love of the womans.
他让整屋的人都很痛苦
He's making a room full of peoples miserable
只是为了你这感觉一定很好
just for you... that must feel good.
我的医生说我得多加锻炼
My doctor said I need more exercise,
所以我让他滚了
so I fired him.
也许这能消耗掉一些卡路里
That probably burned a couple of calories.
啊
Aah!
弗兹
Fozzie!
跟我们说说你的女朋友吧
Tell us about your girlfriend!
真的吗
Really?
你确定
Are you sure?
好吧
Okay.
我的女朋友贝姬我爱她
My girlfriend, Becky... I love her.
不过天那女孩流起汗来可真厉害
But, boy, does that girl sweat.
厉害到我要从湖人队那边请个拖地的男孩
It got so bad, I hired the mop boy from the Laker games
一直跟着她
to follow her around.
太棒了
That's great!
抱歉作为盐水的爱好者我必须得问问
E-excuse me. As a fan of salty water, I have to ask.
你有姐妹吗
Do you have a sister?
啊啊嘿嘿
Aah! Aah! Hey! Hey!
非常感谢你能来瑞茜
Thank you so much for coming, Reese.
在建筑工地发生的那些事
What happened at the construction site...
并不怎么美好
Wasn't our finest moment.
的确我想说
No, it wasn't, and I want to say,
我打从心底里感到抱歉猪猪
from the bottom of my heart, I'm sorry, Piggy.
啊你真好瑞茜
Aww. That's so sweet of you, Reese.
我接受你的道歉
Apology accepted.
我也有几句话
And I have a couple of words
想要对你说
I'd like to say to you.
噢拜托一定要是“抱歉”
Oh, please let those two words be "I'm sorry."
如果不是的话我就要吐♥血♥了
I'm ready to bleep if they're not.
我发脾气了
I lost my temper.
我不该这么做的
It was the wrong thing to do.
不过现在我有话想要
But now there's something that I have to say...
对你说
To you.
她这么押韵要干嘛她要做什么
W-why is she rhyming? What's... what's going on?
开始吧乐队
Hit it, teeth!
#我很抱歉#
# I'm sorry #
#非常抱歉#
# So sorry #
#我很抱歉原谅我#
# I'm sorry, forgive me #
#我极其抱歉#
# I'm awfully sorry that #
#我竟犯下了那样的错误#
# Along the way mistakes were made #
#我的行为噢是如此不当#
# My actions, oh, so misportrayed #
#我很抱歉原谅我#
# I'm sorry, forgive me #
#我很抱歉#
# I'm sorry #
#我不感到懊悔或者沮丧#
# Not remorseful or blue #
#我因为大家的倒彩而抱歉#
# I'm sorry for boo #
#需要擦干泪水#
# Need to wipe the tears away #
#我只能说原谅本公举#
# There's nothing more that moi can say #
#我很抱歉#
# I'm sorry #
#非常抱歉#
# So sorry #
我开始有被耍的感觉
I'm starting to think I got played.
嘘别打断
Shh! You're ruining it.
#我#
# I'm #
给猪猪小姐热烈鼓掌吧
Give it up for Miss Piggy!
#噢瑞茜宝贝妞#
# Oh, Reesie, baby girl #
#我必须得道歉#
# I must apologize #
#你的妆容如此美丽#
# Your makeup looks so pretty #
#几乎要比得上我了#
# Almost as good as mine #
#谁在乎哪个更好#
# Who cares about more likes? #
#我非常在乎#
# Me... A lot #
#来吧让我们一较高下#
# Come on, let's work it out #
#因为我们很性感性感性感#
# 'Cause we're hot, hot, hot. Hot! #
#我听见你说抱歉#
# I hear you say "I'm sorry" #
#感觉就像一道微光#
# It feels a little light #
#只是这还不够呢小妞#
# It's just not enough, girl, to really make it right #
#一定有什么原因#
# There is a reason #
#难道你没有流下眼泪#
# Don't you shed a tear #
#我的道歉你看是多么地真诚#
# My apology, you see, is totally sincere #
#我知道我不够完美#
# I know I'm not that perfect #
#噢等等这不是真的#
# Oh, wait, that's not so true #
#说到漂亮你一定很难做到#
# When it comes to pretty, it must be hard for you #
#再次抱歉#
# Sorry, again #
#不要抱怨我会让你沉默#
# No beef, I squash it #
#你知道我永远都是对的#
# You know I'm about the life #
#来吧宝贝我们一起摇滚#
# Come on, bae, let's rock it #
#真的很抱歉#
# So sorryyyyy #
这才是道歉的方式
And that's how you apologize,
瑞茜·威瑟斯彭我赢了
Reese Witherspoon! I win!
我赢了我赢了我赢了
I win! I win! I win!
不要走开
Don't go anywhere.
稍候会有网上团购女王基兰·科尔布伦纳出场哦
Coming up next, online coupon queen Kieran Kohlbrenner!
你只能让猪猪去处理
You gotta hand it to Piggy.
她明确地表示过她很抱歉了
She made it very clear she was sorry.
啊也就是说那个道歉花掉了
Ah, that being said, we could've built two houses
我们两个房♥子的价钱了
for what that apology cost.
你只能自嘲
You gotta laugh at yourself,
特别当你的男友是个喜剧演员的时候