布偶演播室（2015）

The Muppets S01E03

Part 2 March 12, 2021, 2:08 p.m.

天哪我好感动
Ooh, I got chills.
唉但是做电影编剧
Ugh, but writing a movie.
我哪有那个时间啊
When am I gonna find time for that?
呃这个这个我不知道但我想对你说的是
Well, I-I-I don't know, but I'll tell you this.
我要是你我就不浪费时间
I wouldn't waste any more time
给这个破节目写那些拿来给我看的台本了
writing sketches and showing them to me.
我绝对不会再写下去了
Mnh-mnh. I would not do that.
哦我就知道你最好了
Oh, you're the best.
嘿拉乌夫给我的缪斯来一瓶你们这儿
Hey, Rowlf, a bottle of your best champagne
-十块钱以下最贵的香槟
- under $10 for my muse here.
你是鼓励我创作的那个人
You're the man.
不还是要看你自己
No, you're the man.
不不不多谢你的鼓励
No, no, no. You're the man.
-还是你有实力 -没有你的鼓励也不行
- You're the man. - You're the man.
-你才华横溢 -你鼓舞暖心
- You're the man. - You're the man.
-憋说了你的能力才是最重要的 -憋争我就是要感谢你
- You are the man. You're the man. - You are the man.
-憋谢我谢你自己 -就谢你就谢你
- You, you. - You, you.
-谢你老妈给你的天分 -不就谢你就谢你
- You, you. - You, you!
谢谢谢谢谢谢谢谢你
You. Y-y-y-y-y-y-you.
别别别别别别别谢谢谢谢谢你自自自己
Y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-you!
宝宝就想谢谢你
You're the man.
行了随便吧
Whatever.
这是她的主场
♪ It's her show ♪
牙博士与电音骚乱乐队各位
Dr. Teeth and The Electric Mayhem, everybody!
棒棒哒【法语】
Tres bien
好的今晚我们将继续为您带来精彩的节目
All right, we got a great show
开场嘉宾为...
for you tonight, starting with...
不好意思猪小姐
E-excuse me, Piggy.
-这位先生是
- And you are?
我只想表达下我有多么爱你
I just wanted to say how much I love you
以及深夜秀的每一位同事
and... and everybody here on "Up Late,"
但...我已经决定离开这档节目去做电影编剧了
but... I've decided to leave the show to write a movie.
你跟这件事有关联吗
Did you have something to do with this?
你为什么会这么想
Why would you think that?
这一切都要多亏我最好的朋友
And it's all because of the encouragement of my dear friend.
-呃他朋友很多的啦 -克米蛙的鼓励
-Hmm. He's got lots of friends. -Kermit the Frog.
克米特大概
Kermit is, like,
在美国常用的青蛙名中排第三位
the third most common frog name in America.
我们能给克米特一个镜头吗
Can we get a shot of Kermit?
他就在那儿站着呢
He's standing right over there.
-帅帅的绿色小邪神
- The handsome green devil.
-好吧是我♥干♥的我想静静
- Fine, it was me. Leave me alone.
接电♥话♥啊福兹接电♥话♥ 福兹求你了快接电♥话♥
Pick up, Fozzie. Pick up, Fozzie. Come on, pick up.
-喂 -哦嘿福兹
- Hello? - Oh, hey, Fozzie.
克米特我在路上
Kermit! I'm on the road!
我要去取材啦兄弟多亏你
I'm doing it, man, because of you.
-我要开启作家生活啦
- #Writerslife.
好耶但你昨天晚上走的太匆忙了
Yeah, well, you were out of here so fast last night
我都没有机会好好跟你谈谈你究竟是在干什么
I didn't have a chance to talk to you about what you're doing.
哇啊路上有一只死鹿【不祥之兆】
Whoa, there's a dead deer on the road.
但不会影响我前进的脚步
Not gonna bring me down.
听着福兹我
Listen, Fozzie, I...
说出这一切来并不容易但我应该告诉你真♥相♥
This isn't easy, but I owe you the truth.
怎么了
Hmm?
你是一个好的笑匠但你不是一个好的作家
You're a good comedian, but you're not a writer.
所以是说你对我撒谎了吗
So, you lied to me?
我只是不想伤害你
I didn't want to hurt your feelings.
现在请你调头开回来好吗
Now, please just turn around and come back, okay?
不不要我要维护我作家的尊严
No! No, because I am a writer.
我不怕千万人阻挡只怕自己投降
You don't have to believe in me. I believe in me.
哦看见了吗名言脱口而出啊
Ooh, see? That... that's good dialogue right there.
说实话听起来有点矫情
H-honestly, it's a little contrived.
话说回来了你要去哪儿
Where are you going, anyway?
我不告诉你我马上没信♥号♥♥了你再也找不到我了
No, I'm off the grid. You'll never find me.
前进二十米后在大熊路右拐
Turn right at Big Bear Road.
-嗯哼 -左手边即是你的终点
- Hmm. - In 0.2 miles, your destination is on the left.
她骗你的我挂了拜拜
That lady's lying. Goodbye.
-你没挂断哦 -哦是吗
- Yeah, I'm still here. - Oh, yeah?
现在挂了吧拜拜
Well, goodbye.
还是没
Still here.
宝宝就不明白怎么才能在打开地图的时候把电♥话♥挂掉
I don't know how to hang this thing up when it's on the map.
好几次了都
This always happens.
我教你先按home键
Okay, hit the home button,
然后点击电♥话♥图标再按红色的按钮
then the phone icon, and then the red button.
好的 home键电♥话♥图标红色按钮
Okay, home button, phone icon, red button,
尼玛怎么把愤怒的小鸟打开了
and... We're in Angry Birds.
都三十分钟了还没到
It's been 30 minutes.
请在三号♥管道给我加七块钱的油
Can I get $7 on pump three, please?
所以你是说总统
So, you're telling me that the president
压根儿不住在败宫里
does not live in the Wide House?
不是败宫是白宫白
No, it's the White House. It's white.
行行行但它建的也够败家了
Okay, but it's also wide.
我们不是那种写政♥治♥笑话的人好吗
You know, we may not be the guys to write political humor, okay?
不好意思打扰一下
Excuse me, I received a work order
有人让我来这儿处理一个丙级事故
for a class-3 repair in this location.
你是哪位
Well, who are you?
我叫薯片技术部的
I'm Chip. I'm the I.T. Guy.
我叫薯片
I'm Chip.
技术部的
I'm the I.T. Guy.
你是要发邮件吗
Is this the e-mail you're trying to send?
亲爱的黛比
"Dear Debbie"?
-哦吼 -嘿这是私人信件
- Oh, whoo. - Hey, that's personal.
黛比
Debbie?
多么有异域风情的一个名字
Ooh, what an exotic name.
你好吗黛比【西语】
Hola, Debbie.
听着她就是一个我在网上遇到的女孩儿
Look, she's just a girl I met online.
-没什么 -嘿
- It's no big deal. - Hey.
这可与你在之前的邮件里写的不一样
That contradicts a previous e-mail where you described her
你说她是治愈你受伤小心灵的一缕阳光
as a healing ray of sunshine on your wounded soul.
-呜呼 -露馅儿了吧
- Whoo-hoo! - Busted!
你能别再读我的私人信件了吗
Will you stop reading my stuff?
嘿嘿别冲人家大吼大叫的
Hey, hey, don't yell at the guy.
他也就是想帮你修电脑
He's just trying to fix your computer.
嘿薯片你能不能找出这个黛比妹子的照片
Hey, Chip, can you bring up a picture of this Debbie chick?
这个嘛我们需要通过
Well, we should be able to link
贡佐的交友资料获取一张照片
to an image through Gonzo's dating profile.
-还好我设置了密保
-- Good luck, it's password-protected
-你永远都不可能猜到 -我进来了
- and you'll never figure out... - I'm in.
哦照片很帅嘛小伙子
Ooh. Nice profile picture, dude.
-哦 -什么嘿等等
- Ooh! - What? Wait a second.
那不是那不是那个超帅的影星利亚姆海姆斯沃斯吗
That's the... t-the gorgeous movie star Liams Hemsworths.
-是啊你你是有神经病吗
- Yeah, w-what, are you nuts? -
-为什么要用锤弟的照片 -对啊【西语】
- Why did you use a picture of him? - Si.
我就是觉得黛比
Look, I just figured Debbie would
喜欢的是我这个人
fall in love with my personality.
所以即使我们见面我们对于我用明星照片装逼这件事
And when we finally met, we'd share a laugh about
也会一笑而过
how I used some famous guy's picture.
天哪这主意真是蠢爆了
Si, that's a stupid idea.
哦天哪那我应该怎么办
Oh, my God, what am I gonna do?
我们一会儿就要约会了
We're meeting later today.
-好吧好吧听着
-- Okay, okay, listen.
你给她写张小纸条说你很爱她
You leave her a note saying you love her...
-然后呢 -但你很羞愧
- Mm-hmm. - But you're ashamed.
-然后 -然后
- Yeah. - Then...
-嗯哼 -喝毒药
- Mm-hmm. - Drink poison.
-对 -这是让这姑娘死心的唯一方法
- Yep. - That is the only move that will satisfy a Debbie.
-差不多哦 -恩
- Pretty much. - Hmm.
嗨
Hi.
正如各位昨晚所见福兹熊
So, as everybody saw last night, Fozzie Bear...
与现实世界失联了
Lost touch with reality?