海绵宝宝（1999）

SpongeBob SquarePants S01E18

Part 1 May 26, 2023, 11:38 a.m.

准备好了吗孩子们
Are you ready, kids?
好了船长
Aye aye, captain
我听不见
I can't hear you
好了船长
Aye aye, captain
是谁住在深海的大菠萝里
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob SquarePants
方方黄黄伸缩自如
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob SquarePants
如果四处探险是你的愿望
If nautical nonsense be something you wish
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob SquarePants
那就敲敲甲板让大鱼开路
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob SquarePants
准备
Ready
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob SquarePants
海绵宝宝
德克萨斯
插曲客串
早安裤头村
Good morning, Bikini Bottom
多美好的一天啊
What a beautiful day
想知道派大星在不在家
I wonder if Patrick's at home
嗨海绵宝宝
Hiya, SpongeBob
你要干什么
Whatcha doin'?
到珊迪家去
Goin' over to Sandy's place
这什么东西
What's this?
这玩意看着不像是珊迪家
This doesn't look like Sandy's place
先别急各位
Don't lose your barnacles, boys
弄好了
There it is
这是什么
What is it?
看不出来吗
Can't you see?
是德克萨斯
It's Texas
德克萨斯
Texas?
德克萨斯是个什么玩意
What's a Texas?
现在就只是个念想了
It's nothing but a memory now
那好吧
All right then
来做你的树屋
Let's make one of your treedome
其实
You know
我突然不想堆沙堡了海绵宝宝
all of a sudden
I don't feel much like sand castles, SpongeBob
等会再见吧
I'll see y'all later
珊迪
Sandy?
海绵宝宝我现在没心情玩空手道
SpongeBob, I'm not feeling up to karate now
这我懂
I get it
没心情玩空手道是吧
Not feeling up to karate, huh?
随你怎么说珊迪
Whatever you say, Sandy
我可真希望珊迪没从背后偷袭我
Boy, I hope Sandy doesn't attack me from behind
珊迪
Sandy?
来冲浪了珊迪
Surf's up, Sandy
不用了
No, thanks
捉水母这事最好不过了
Boy, there's nothing like going jellyfishing
珊迪你看我们捉到一只了
Look, Sandy, we caught one
海绵宝宝我跟你说
Listen, SpongeBob
现在我没心情堆沙堡
Right now, I don't want to build sand castles
玩空手道还有吃水母
play karate, or eat jellyfish
我们不会吃水母的
We don't eat 'em
我们会放水母走
We let 'em go
飞吧小家伙
Fly away, little critter
去吧回到属于你的地方去吧
Go on, go back to where you belong
去吧回到你家人和朋友身边去吧
Run along, back to your family and friends
我知道他们想念你就跟你想念他们一样
I know they miss you as much as you miss them
赶在他们忘记你之前尽快回去吧
Hurry, before they forget you and leave you behind
记住我的家庭真可爱
Remember: there's no place like home
[ 苏格兰民歌♥《可爱的家》(Home Sweet Home) ]
珊迪你到底是在哭什么
Sandy, what the heck are you crying about?
我没哭
I ain't crying
只是头盔漏水了而已
My helmet just sprung a leak
珊迪
Sandy
我应该只是有一点想家了
I guess I'm just feeling a little homesick
想家是吧
Homesick, huh?
就快到了
Almost there
真是的海绵宝宝
Heck gum it, SpongeBob
这是搞什么
What is it?
欢迎回家珊迪
Welcome home, Sandy
珊迪
Sandy?
走开
Go away
我想不通派大星
I don't get it, Patrick
珊迪这是怎么了
What's wrong with Sandy?
可能只有松鼠才懂吧
Maybe it's just a squirrel thing
愿我回到德克萨斯
Wish I was back in Texas
大海不是松鼠的家
The ocean's no place for a squirrel
愿回德克萨斯
Wish I was in Texas
世上最美的地方
prettiest place in the world
哦不
Oh no
我想在我内心深处
I guess that deep in my heart
我将永远是个德克萨斯女孩
I'll always be a Texas girl
我想要回家
I wanna go home
家
home
派大星你听一下
Hey, Patrick, listen to that
快弄下去
Get them off me
派大星
Patrick
你听
Listen
听见没
You hear that?
是珊迪
It's Sandy
想在德克萨斯醒来
I wanna wake up in Texas
我想念那开阔天空
I miss those wide open skies
想念我广阔田野
I miss my twenty acres
烤肉和山核桃派
barbecues and pecan pies
为什么
Oh, why?
距离德州千万里
When I'm so far from you Texas
我仅能黯然神伤
all I can do is cry
蟹堡王
我想要回家
I wanna go home
我想要回家
I wanna go home
你觉得她是不是知道松饼人之歌♥啊
Do you think she knows the Muffin Man song?
派大星她是发自内心唱出的这首歌♥
Patrick, she sang that song from her heart
她真的很想念德克萨斯
She really misses Texas
那咱就去弄点德克萨斯过来
Well, let's go get some Texas and bring it down here
派大星不能
Patrick, you can't
就是这样
That's it
派大星你的天分发功了
Patrick, your genius is showing
哪儿了
Where?
[ genius（天分）与 genital（私处）谐音 ]
一切都很完美的样子
Everything looks perfect
蟹堡王
现在要去带珊迪来
We're going to get Sandy now
干快点小子
Well, hurry up, lads
我们可没办法一直这样占用蟹堡王
We can't squat like this forever
蟹堡王
Krusty Krab
珊迪的惊喜在蟹堡王
Sandy's surprise is at the Krusty Krab
等到她看到
Wait until she sees the
不要破坏惊喜
Don't spoil the surprise
嗨珊迪
Hey, Sandy
要跟我们一起来蟹堡王吗
You want to come with us to the Krusty Krab?
嗨海绵宝宝
Hey, SpongeBob
嗨派大星
Hey, Patrick
你大包小包的要干什么
What are you doing with those bags?
我要回德克萨斯老家
I'm going back home to Texas
什么
What?
现在回
Now?
不行
You can't
我是说我们
I mean we
该让我这颗风滚草滚回家去了
It's time for this tumbleweed to tumble on home
等等珊迪
Wait, Sandy
你还不能
You can't
因为我们是要
Cause we're gonna