海绵宝宝（1999）

SpongeBob SquarePants S01E09

Part 2 May 26, 2023, 11:36 a.m.

You're going to look good on my mantel
永远好朋友海绵宝宝
Friends forever, SpongeBob
我要抓到你了海绵宝宝
I got you now, SpongeBob
派大星不要
Patrick, no
行
Okay
看来注定要这样
So this is the way it's going to be
希望你能快乐
I hope you're happy
行了全都结束了
Well, that's over
继续做水母的事
Back to jellyfish matters
水母酱
Jelly
我的水母同胞要回来了
My jellyfish brethren are returning
你们好兄弟们
Greetings, comrades
当水母真的好有意思
Being a jellyfish sure is fun
痒死了
I'm itchy
痒
Itchy--
我怎么会这么痒
Why am I so itchy?
有毒的海胆
Poison sea urchins
痒
Itch
痒
Itch
裤头村
关
蟹黄堡
Krabby Patties
珊迪
Sandy
我都干了些什么
What have I done?
我生活好朋友也好
I had a great life and friends
可我却全都放弃了
and I gave all of that up
欢迎回家海绵宝宝
Welcome home, SpongeBob
欢迎回家
你们最棒了
You guys are the best
我犯了个天大的错误
I made a huge mistake
请原谅我
Please forgive me
别哭了吃个蟹黄堡吧
Quit your blubbering and have a Krabby Patty
我这就吃
Don't mind if I do
明早第一件事就是要去上班
And I'll see you at work first thing tomorrow morning
遵命船长
Aye, aye, captain
海绵宝宝请你行行好吧
SpongeBob, do us all a favor
我马上就穿
Don't mind if I do
这样就行了
Okay, that's enough
能别这样了吗
Could we please stop this?
派大星好痒
Patrick itchy
回家的感觉真好
It is great to be home
相反♥日♥
生日快乐
惊喜
Surprise
生日快乐章鱼哥
Happy birthday, Squidward
生日生日快乐
Happy, happy birthday
生日快乐蛋糕
Happy birthday cake
生日生日快乐
Happy, happy birthday
针扎海马尾巴
Pin the tail on the sea horse
生日生日快乐
Happy, happy birthday
生日快乐章鱼哥
Happy birthday, Squidward
再见章鱼哥
So long, Squidward
拜拜
Bye-bye
别做我不做的事情
Don't do anything I wouldn't do
又长大了一岁
Another year older
今天不是我生日
It's not my birthday
够了
That's it
我要从这搬出去
I'm moving out of this neighborhood
好的章鱼哥先生
Absolutely, Mr. Tentacles
裤头村房♥产
我可以马上卖♥♥掉你家
I can sell your home in a heartbeat
真是好消息
That's great news
因为我要尽快搬走
because I want to move as soon as possible
没问题
No problem
只要房♥子不闹线虫
As long as it's not infested with nematodes
或者旁边没有烦人的邻居
or surrounded by troublesome neighbors
诸如此类的
or something like that
那当然一个都没有
Sure, there's none of that
你刚说邻居吗
Did you say neighbors?
当然了
Of course
我都说不清我见过多少次因为坏邻居
I can't tell you how many times
I've seen a sale fall through
而导致的销♥售♥失败
because of bad neighbors
邻居
Neighbors
总之我明天就过去看♥房♥♥
Anyway, I'll be by tomorrow to check out the house
到时候见
See you then
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob
有他住隔壁没人会买♥♥我房♥子的
No one will ever buy my house with him living next door
凡是好邻居会做的事
Whatever a good neighbor would do
他都会按相反的来
he does the opposite
相反
Opposite
相反
Opposite
章鱼哥
Squidward
你怎么在打鼓
Why are you playing the drum?
鼓
Drum?
什么鼓
What drum?
这只是我的假发盒看见没
This is just my wig case, see?
快海绵宝宝
Come on, SpongeBob
阻截我
Tackle me
章鱼哥你需要躺床上休息
Squidward, you need bed rest
我会保护你的直到你康复为止
I'll keep you safe until you're well again
我知道了
I get it
你不知道今天什么日子对吧
You don't know what day it is, do you?
星期三
Wednesday?
今天是相反♥日♥
Why, it's opposite day
你是不是从来没听说过
You may you never heard of it?
你是不是都错过了
Boy, have you been missing out
相反♥日♥是一年当中
Opposite day is the one day of the year
人要表现得不一样的一天
when you get to act different
平常我古板又无趣
Normally I'm stuffy and boring
但今天我呆傻又自然
but today I'm silly and spontaneous
所有人都知道相反♥日♥吗
Does everybody know about opposite day?
当然
Sure
这是游戏明白吗
It's a game, get it?
游戏
A game
对
Yeah
平常你又吵又讨厌
Normally, you're really loud and annoying
那么今天你要怎么样呢
so what are you going to be today?
安静不烦人
Quiet and out of the way
对
Yeah
你要不就先来一手
Why don't you get a jump on it
我爱
I love
我是说我恨相反♥日♥
I mean, I hate opposite day
我没准备好
I'm not ready
永别了老朋友
So long, chum
再见了裤头村
And good-bye, Bikini Bottom
小蜗今天是相反♥日♥
Gary, it's opposite day
我要
and I'm--
走路不快跑
Walk, don't run
我要
And I'm going to
相反相反
Opposite, opposite
我要趴到床上
I'm just going to crawl into bed
整天什么都不做
and do nothing all day
真可惜相反♥日♥就一年一次对吧小蜗
Too bad it only comes once a year, huh, Gary?
小蜗你的节日精神在哪
Gary, where's your holiday spirit?
同伴
Company
我讨厌同伴
I hate company
是谁
Who's there?
是派大星
It's Patrick
派大星
Patrick
滚开
Go away
我再也不想见到你了
I never want to see you again
海绵宝宝再也不喜欢我了
SpongeBob doesn't like me anymore
没错
That's right