海绵宝宝（1999）

SpongeBob SquarePants S01E10

Part 2 May 26, 2023, 11:36 a.m.

本表演赞助者为蟹堡王
Sponsored by the Krusty Krab
蟹黄堡之家
Home of the Krabby Patty
因为不会有别人会给这玩意一个家
Because no one else would give it a home
谢谢
Thank you
接下来的表演
Our next act
是当今仍存任人唯亲现象的有力证明
is living proof that nepotism is alive and well
任人
Nepoti --
谢谢
Thank you
各位鳍声有请
Put your fins together for
各位
Put your
各
Put
珍珍
Pearl
万岁
Hooray
我的小女儿终于变成明星了
My little girl is finally a star
给我一个蟹
Give me a K-R-U
给我一个堡
Give me a S-T-Y
蟹堡王
Krusty Krab
蟹堡王
Krusty Krab
蟹堡王
Krusty Krab
这才是我所谓的才艺
That's what I call talent
谢谢
Thank you
我的腿
My legs
谢谢
Thank you
谢谢
Thank you
章鱼哥我跟你说
Hey, Squidward, listen
你觉得怎样才好
What do you think?
我拖地应不应该前后拖
When I mop, should I go forward and back?
不对等下从左到右
No, no, wait-- side to side
现在是诗歌♥
And now, poetry
小蜗朗诵
By Gary
他文风真的好清奇
He has such a way with words
快啊快啊金斯伯格
Come on, come on, Ginsberg
要是他再不赶紧的话
If he doesn't hurry it up
就赶不上全场最佳的表演了
We're not going to have enough time for the best act
我的表演
me
章鱼哥我该用
Squidward, should I use
清洁先生还是干净博士
Mr. Cleanser or Dr. Clean?
好
Yes
神奇浮游生物
我神奇浮游生物
I, the Amazing Plankton
要用这套魔术戏法
With the use of prestidigitation
在你们眼皮底下让一个蟹黄堡消失
will make a Krabby Patty
disappear before your very eyes
首先我需要一位观众自愿配合
First, I'll need a volunteer from the audience
漂亮
Nice try
你演完了小东西
Your act's over, bub
这次姑且让你赢一回
You may win this time
瞬间转移
Shee-ah kazing
倒霉透了
Well, this stinks
下去
Get off
赶紧下台
Get off the stage
章鱼哥
Squidward
这场表演烂透了
This show is a disaster
你这是要毁了我
You're ruining me
好啦蟹老板放心
Now, now, don't you worry, Mr. Krabs
我特别留了最佳节目做压轴瞧好了
I've saved the best for last-- you'll see
看在你份上希望你没说错
For your sake, I hope you're right
现在女士们先生们
And now, ladies and gentlemen
你们期盼的时刻终于到来了
The moment you've all been waiting for
我们留了最好的节目压轴
We've saved the best for last
各位掌声有请
Put your hands together for
无与伦比章鱼哥
the Incomparable Squidward
章鱼哥秀
章鱼哥秀
章鱼哥秀
章鱼哥秀
搞什么
What the
免费沙拉台
不收费
这样下去我会亏钱的
I'm losing money on this deal
每分钱都值得花
It's worth every penny
你们这些臭鱼烂虾
You bottom feeders
对才艺一无所知
You don't even know talent
不要才艺
No talent
章鱼哥我现在能上台了吗
Hey, Squidward, can I go on now?
行演完了
Yeah, show's over
这还真的不错
That's really not too bad
还挺好
All right
我们还要
We want more
他们要我重新上台
They want an encore
站一边去海绵宝宝
Stand aside, SpongeBob
我们还
We want
我们还要
We want more
成功了章鱼哥
You did it, Squidward
这场表演真棒
What a great show
我儿子是明星了
My son's a star
谁知道他竟然有这般才艺
Who ever knew he had such talent?
我需要再来一辆手推车
I'll be needing another wheelbarrow
准备下周的表演
for next week's show
蟹堡王
啊蟹堡王的午餐时间
Ah, lunchtime at the Krusty Krab
所有人都在享用着蟹黄堡
Everyone enjoying their krabby patties
这是怎么了
What's this?
找得到他吗章鱼哥先生
Can you spot him, Mr. Squidward?
在那里老板
Down there, sir
看来发生了一场蟹黄堡绑♥架♥案
There appears to be a Krabby-Patty-napping in progress
犯人只有一个
There can be only one culprit
蟹堡王
痞老板
Plankton
胜利总算是我的了
Finally, victory is mine
我赢了
I win
我赢了
I win
我赢了
I win
他逃走了老板
He got away, sir
不
No
他最终还是偷走了我的秘密配方
He's finally stolen me secret recipe
可能还早蟹老板
Perhaps not, Monsieur Krabs
因为有
for it's
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob SquarePants
差不多得了
Okay, that's far enough
真该死
Tartar sauce
魔术店
你有没有看到一个蟹黄堡
Have you seen a Krabby Patty?
差不多有这么高
It's about this tall, and
魔术店
魔术店
A magic shop
你是魔术师吗
Are you a magician?
有一次我见到这个魔术师
One time I saw this magician
他做了这个
And he did this thing
然后
and
总之他就跟咱说
Anyway, and then he told us
如果你相信自己相信一小点魔力
If you believe in yourself and with a tiny pinch of magic
你所有梦想都会成真的
All your dreams can come true
我受不了了
I can't take it
痞老板
Plankton
是你
It's you
没错
Yes
这些年来
And after all these years
我以为我就是折磨大♥师♥
I thought I was the master of torture
可那样
But that
那样不公平
That just wasn't fair
给
Here
拿走这个破蟹黄堡
Take the stupid patty
反正我也不要秘密配方了
I don't want the secret recipe anyway
我看我的餐厅
I guess my restaurant
是不会有蟹堡王那么好的了
will never be as good as the Krusty Krab