海绵宝宝（1999）

SpongeBob SquarePants S01E16

Part 4 May 26, 2023, 11:38 a.m.

放手
Let go
不行
I can't
你说不行是什么意思
What do you mean you can't?
我不行
I can't
你让我向你保证
You made me promise
无论你怎么向我求向我要向我哭
no matter how much you begged and pleaded and cried
都别把那纸还给你
not to give the paper back to you ever
我可没说过那种话
I never said anything like that
你说过了章鱼哥
Sure you did, Squidward
你看
Look
你快收下海绵宝宝
Take it SpongeBob
快给我收下
Take it, please
并且向我保证
And promise me
无论我怎么向你求向你要向你哭
no matter how much I may beg and plead and cry
都别把那纸还给我
don't give that paper back to me ever
要再看一遍吗
Want to see it again?
不要我不想再看了
No, I don't want to see it again
把纸还给我
Just give me that paper
抱歉章鱼哥
Sorry, Squidward
我一定要信守承诺
I am sworn to a promise
也许我该走了
Maybe I should get going
等等等等
Wait, wait
我们应该可以拿东西做交换
maybe we can trade for something
对
Yeah
东西东西
something, something
等下海绵宝宝
Wait up, SpongeBob
等等
Wait
别走兄弟
Hold on there, chum
我来给你出个价
I'm going to make you an offer
口袋漏出来的绒毛
Pocket lint
你可真会讨价还价章鱼哥
You drive a hard bargain, Squidward
拿纸换绒毛
Paper for lint
不是绒毛是橡皮筋
Not the lint, the rubber band
橡皮筋
The rubber band?
我该换吗
Do I dare?
换
Dare
换
Dare
好
Okay
我明白了
I get it
你是在考验我
You're just testing me
你放心章鱼哥
Don't worry, Squidward
我不会让你失望了
I won't let you down
保证就是保证
A promise is a promise
你给我听好
Listen, you
不达成交易你哪都别想去
you are not going anywhere until we strike a deal
一定要弄到
Got to get that
纸
paper
章鱼哥
Squidward?
交易
Trade
跟你说
Listen
所有东西都
Everything must
给你
go
那是我最后的家当了
Well, that's the last of it
除了我穿的衬衣其他东西都给你了
I've given you everything but the shirt off my back
章鱼哥这是不是还是考验的一部分
Squidward, is this still part of the test
因为
'cause it's
信守承诺真的越来越难了
It's really getting harder and harder
to keep my promise
好衬衣
Okay, the shirt
收下收下我的衬衣
Take it, take my shirt
章鱼哥的衬衣
Squidward's shirt
我一直都好爱那件衬衣
I've always loved that shirt
好好
Okay, okay
会交易的
I'll trade
我会为了这个打破诺言
I can break a promise for this
章鱼哥你其他东西要不要拿回去
Squidward, do you want your other stuff
因为我只要这件衬衣
'cause this is all I'll need
那堆垃圾全归你了因为我有这个了
You can have all that junk 'cause now I've got this
我有了纸
I've got the paper
你有我没用的垃圾
and you've got my useless garbage
到手了
I got it
你弄不到
You can't have it
到手了你是个白♥痴♥
I got it, you're a sucker
你是个白♥痴♥
You're a sucker
终于啊
At last
我们该先来做什么纸先生
What should we try first, Mr. Paper?
滑稽表演
Impressions
一个人把一张纸放在鼻子上
A guy with a piece of paper on his nose
快看我我一个人把一张纸
Look at me, I'm a guy with a piece of paper
放在
on his
鼻子上
nose
等下
Wait
烂
Boo
好好
Okay, okay
直升机
Helicopter
先生们启动引擎
Gentlemen, start your engines
我在飞了
I'm flying
对我在飞了
Oh, yeah, I'm flying
我在飞了
I'm flying
没错没错
That's right, that's right
我们出发
here we go now
我在飞在飞
I'm flying, flying
等下更多滑稽表演
Wait, more impressions
一个人把一张纸狠狠扔在地上
A guy throwing a piece of paper on the ground
一个人用脚踩这张纸
A guy stomping on the piece of paper
我把所有家当都换成了
I'm a guy who traded everything he owns for
一张没用的纸
A worthless piece of paper
谢谢
Thanks
我要的就是这个章鱼哥
it's just what I needed, Squidward
衬衣不错海绵宝宝
Nice shirt, SpongeBob
有人有防晒霜吗
Does anybody have any sunscreen?