海绵宝宝（1999）

SpongeBob SquarePants S01E02

Part 1 May 26, 2023, 11:35 a.m.

准备好了吗孩子们
Are you ready, kids?
好了船长
Aye aye, captain
我听不见
I can't hear you
好了船长
Aye aye, captain
是谁住在深海的大菠萝里
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob SquarePants
方方黄黄伸缩自如
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob SquarePants
如果四处探险是你的愿望
If nautical nonsense be something you wish
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob SquarePants
那就敲敲甲板让大鱼开路
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob SquarePants
准备
Ready
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob SquarePants
海绵宝宝
泡泡店
ufeff多美好的一天啊
What a wonderful day
阳光明媚波光粼粼
The sun is out, the water is shimmering
贝壳快乐地叫着
scallops are chirping
好安静
So peaceful
拜托能不能小点声
Can we lower the volume, please
这么吵害我♥干♥不了正事
I can't work with all that racket going on
好的章鱼哥
Sure thing, Squidward
这才对
Right
好的
Okay
现在来听听章鱼哥竖笛的美妙音乐吧
And now for some soothing sounds
from Squidward's clarinet
谢谢谢谢
Thank you, thank you
我不是
I thought I--
泡泡
章鱼哥要不要来吹泡泡
Hey, Squidward, want to blow some bubbles?
只要两毛五
Only 25 cents
太对了
Right
搞得好像我会浪费时间吹泡泡一样
like I would spend a moment of my time blowing bubbles
行行好
Oh, please
我是说谁会特别花钱去吹泡泡
I mean, who in the world would pay to blow bubbles?
早安
Good morning
天啊
Oh, boy
你也早先生
Good morning to you, sir
要来吹泡泡吗
Would you care to blow a bubble?
要多少钱
How much is it?
只要两毛五
Only a quarter
价格挺合理
Sounds reasonable
我得去借两毛五
I'm going to need to borrow a quarter
没问题派大星
Sure thing, Patrick
两毛五
One quarter
谢谢
Thank you
生意开张了
Business is booming
我怎么会跟这么废的邻居住在一起
How did I ever get surrounded by such loser neighbors?
泡泡
一根泡泡棒
One bubble wand
蘸完泡泡水可以吹了
dipped and ready to go
教程
愿意参与教程吗
Could I interest you in some lessons?
只要两毛五
Only 25 cents
那就好
Very well, then
海绵宝宝我能再借两毛五吗
Hey, sponge, can I borrow another quarter?
谢了
Thanks
好的派大星全都在于技巧
Okay, Patrick, it's all in the technique
首先这样
First go like this
转个圈
spin around
停
stop
甩头回神三遍
Double-take three times
一二三
one, two, three
然后骨盆俯冲
then pelvic thrust
用右脚站住
Stop on your right foot
记住这一点
Don't forget it
现在开始转个大圈
Now it's time to bring it around town
转个大圈
Bring it around town
然后你这样
Then you do this
再这样
then this
这样
and this
然后那样
then that
这样那样
and this and that
然后
and then--
现在用两只手
And now with two hands
是头长颈鹿
It's a giraffe
打烊
不好意思先生我们打烊了
Excuse me, sir, but we are close
别说有的没的
Don't give me any of that
你们两个吹个泡泡
How could you two possibly make
怎么会那么吵
all this noise just blowing bubbles?
泡泡
我们不仅仅是在吹泡泡
We're not just blowing bubbles
我们是在创造泡泡艺术
we're making bubble art
看好了
Watch carefully
首先这样
First go like this
转个圈
spin around
停
stop
甩头回神三遍
Double-take three times
一二三
one, two, three
然后骨盆俯冲
then pelvic thrust
用右脚站住
Stop on your right foot
记住这一点
Don't forget it
现在开始转个大圈
Now it's time to bring it around town
转个大圈
Bring it around town
然后你这样
Then you do this
再这样
then this
这样
and this
然后那样
then that
这样那样
and this and that
然后
and then--
那不是艺术
That's not art
只是在烦人
That's just annoying
吹泡泡
Blowing bubbles
我听过最烂的主意
That's the lamest idea I have ever heard
你们应该为自己感到羞耻
You should be ashamed of yourself
泡泡
Bubbles--
艺术
art
泡泡
Bubbles
可笑
Ridiculous
一共两毛五先生
That'll be 25 cents, sir
泡泡
什么
What?
谁会花两毛五去吹泡泡
Who would pay 25 cents to blow bubbles?
我们也会提供初学者教程
We also offer lessons for beginners
教程
初学者
Beginners?
还有什么事情会比吹个破泡泡要简单
What could be more simple
than blowing a stupid bubble?
两毛五给你
Here's your 25 cents
学着点
Watch and learn
等等
Wait
再来一次
One more time
来等着
Here, wait
单纯在热身罢了
Just a mere warm-up
章鱼哥记住技巧
Hey, Squidward, remember the technique
章鱼哥技巧
Squidward, technique
你要这样再这样退回去
You do this and this, step back
技巧章鱼哥
Technique, Squidward
这样转个圈
Spin around like this
在这
Over here
一二
one, two
对三
yeah, three--
骨盆呜
The pelvic whoo
记得要呜