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I've gotta go
那你怎么不早说
Well, why didn't you just ask?
时间机器就在走廊里面的左边
The time machine is down the hall, to the left
对了
Oh, yeah
那个是开罐器
That one's the can opener
走右边的试试看
But try the one on the right
我本来就不该到这里面来的
Well, I wouldn't've chosen this interior
这什么东西
What's this?
未来
过去
要是未来有海绵宝宝的话
Well, if SpongeBob exists in the future
我最好要去
I'd better go to
过去
the past
好原始
Primitive
有点旧世界的魅力
Has sort of an old-world charm
我看这时候礼貌怕是还没发明出来
I guess this is before manners were invented
至少没有海绵小鬼的影子
Well, at least there's no sign of SpongeBrat
现在总算可以跟我竖笛孤独在一起了
Maybe now I can finally be alone with my clarinet
什么
What?
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob?
别过来
Stay back
不用了
No thanks
你好啊
Hi there
那个 我最好马上走开
Well, I better be going now
对 这是我胳膊
Yes, that's my arm
真是亲热
That's sweet
搞什么 你现在要洗跳蚤澡了吗
What, is it time for your flea bath now?
看啊 就一小水母而已
Look, it's just a little jellyfish
好吧 我要走开了
Well, I'm going away now
这有个荫凉的风♥水♥宝♥地♥
Here's a nice, shady spot
还离那些傻子远远的
away from those fools
你们这些白♥痴♥在搞什么
What are you simpletons doing?
你们应该要捉住这玩意的
You're supposed to catch these things
而不是拿这玩意来自虐
not torture yourself with them
遮羞布拿来
Give me those loincloths
真不敢相信
I can't believe it
这样差不多就能万事顺利了
This oughta make things go a little smoother
把那些给我
Give me those things
你们应该要这样子捉住那玩意
You're supposed to catch them, like this
这个叫做捉水母
It's called jellyfishing
终于啊
Finally
让我离开这
Get me outta here
未来
空
废物
Loser
他不在这
He's not here
没有海绵宝宝了
No more SpongeBob
没有了
No more
我终于有地方可以一个人
I may finally have found a place where I can be all
孤独
alone
孤独
Alone
孤独
Alone
孤独
Alone
孤独
Alone
我得离开这
I gotta get outta of here
时间机器在哪
Where's the time machine?
一切都在哪
Where's anything?
在哪
Where?
我要回家
I wanna go home
我要回家
I wanna go home
我想念裤头村
I miss Bikini Bottom
我想念复活节岛人像屋
I miss my Easter Island head
我连海绵宝宝都很想念
I even miss SpongeBob
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob
派大星
Patrick
嗨 章鱼哥
Hi, Squidward
我回来了
I'm back
真不敢相信
I can't believe this
我我 我在太空里
I-I-I was in space
然 然后去了未来
a-and I went to the future
再 再然后去了过去
and-and then I went to the past
又又进 进到了世界尽头里
and-and then-then I was nowhere
但是现在我回来了
but now I'm back
并 并且
and-and
你们怕是不知道我见到你们有多开心
you don't know how happy I am to see you guys
意思是不是你要去
Does this mean you wanna go
捉水母了
Jellyfishing?
不
No
到底哪个傻子发明的那游戏
Who's the barnacle head
who invented that game anyway?
你发明的 章鱼哥
You are, Squidward
我要回去了
I'm going back
空手道
抱歉 菠萝屋
Sorry, pineapple house
我还以为你是别的什么人
I thought you were someone else
真是个美好的工作日
What a great day at work
好啊
Yeah
我知道你在那后头 珊迪
I know you're back there, Sandy
我还知道没人能躲得过我海绵
And I also know that nobody can hide from Sponge
宝宝
Bob
我逮到你了
I got you now
好吧
Well
我看是安全了
I guess the coast is clear
对啊 购物可真是怪
Yeah, shopping's weird
你有没有进过海产品区说
Did you ever go into the seafood aisle and say
谁才吃这玩意
Who eats this stuff?
我好爱这节目
I love this show
我也好爱
Me too
等会啊
Just a second
安全第一
Safety first
现在是
And now
旋转术
spin technique
双重过肩松鼠结
Double overhand squirrel knot
我明天还会回来找你的 海绵宝宝
I'm gonna get you tomorrow, SpongeBob
那可未必
That'll be the day
喂
Hello?
做得好啊 海绵呆头
Nice try, SpongeBrain
便宜货超♥市♥
海草哥
我可真傻
Silly me
嘿 珊迪
Hey, Sandy
有没有听过松鼠跟铁罐的笑话
Have you ever heard the one
about the squirrel and the tin cans?
应该没听过
I don't think so
是这样讲的
Well, it goes like this
等会 我忘了笑点了
Wait, I forgot the punch line
暴 击
想起来了
Oh, yeah
特♥价♥
是不是很好笑啊
That's a good one, isn't it?
好美丽的一天
What a beautiful day
美丽的天空
Beautiful sky
美丽的植物
Beautiful plants
植物好
Hi plants
美丽的
Beautiful
罐头堆
pile of cans?
珊迪 这可是你最烂的伪装了
Sandy, that is your worst disguise yet
才不是 海绵宝宝
No it's not, SpongeBob
这个才是
This is
准备好来个漫长无情的惨叫吧
Now, prepare for a long, merciless whooping
火山辣酱
我的最爱
My favorite
凭借恶俗之力
By the powers of naughtiness
我命令这滴特制的辣酱
I command this particular drop of hot sauce
变得非常
to be really
非常
really
辣
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