海绵宝宝（1999）

SpongeBob SquarePants S01E02

Part 2 May 26, 2023, 11:35 a.m.

Don't forget the whoo
章鱼哥
Squidward--
听海绵宝宝的
Listen to sponge
技巧
Technique
技巧
Technique
技巧
Technique
技巧
Technique
技巧
Technique
技巧
Technique
技
Tech--
你没用到技巧
You're not doing the technique
技巧
Technique
技巧
Technique
技巧
Technique
首先我要这样
First I do this
转个圈停
spin around, stop
甩头回神三遍
Double-take three times
然后开始
and here we go
骨盆俯冲
pelvic thrust
用右脚站住
Stop on your right foot
记住这一点
Don't forget it
再转个大圈
Then bring it around town
然后再做点这样
and a little of this
做点那样
a little of that
做点这样
a little of this
这样
this
那样
that
然后
then--
好行章鱼哥
All right, Squid
泡泡吹的不错
That was so good
章鱼哥是第一名
Squid is number one
我成功吹出来了对吧
I really did it, didn't I?
没错你们就是吹不出那样的泡泡
Yeah, you guys didn't blow anything like that
吹不出
Nope
这样的泡泡才像样
Now, that's a bubble
你说的章鱼哥
You said it, Squidward
看吧都是因为技巧
See, it is all in the technique
对技巧
Yeah, technique
技巧
Technique?
海绵宝宝不会你以为我吹出那个
SpongeBob, you don't think I created that--
美丽艺术品都是靠你帮忙才成的是吧
beautiful work of art with your help
拜托都是因为我的基因强大
Come on, it's in my genes
章鱼哥有基因
Squid's got genes
谢谢
Thank you
章鱼哥
Squidward
我好酷
I rock
章鱼哥
Squidward
章鱼章鱼章鱼哥
Squid, squid, Squidward
章鱼哥
Squidward
章鱼哥
Squidward
章鱼哥
Squidward
章鱼哥
Squidward
章鱼哥
Squidward
我的朋友们好你们看到的是
Hello, my friends, you are looking at a--
章鱼哥
Squidward
天才
Genius
撕裂的裤子
欢迎来到酷乐湖
啊酷乐湖
Ah, Goo Lagoon
对于你和我都是个臭泥坑
a stinky mud puddle to you and me
但对于裤头村的居民就是个美妙的
but to the inhabitants of Bikini Bottom a wonderful
臭泥坑
stinky mud puddle
多棒的一天
What a great day
珊迪你看
Hey, Sandy, look
我是珊迪
I'm Sandy
沙子
珊迪我是谁啊
Hey, Sandy, who am I?
喂海绵宝宝
Hello, SpongeBob
能不能小点声
could you keep it down?
我很想无聊一阵子
I'm trying to be boring
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob
谁点了20份辣香肠沙子披萨
Did anyone order 20 pepperoni and sand pizzas?
嗨珊迪
Hey, Sandy
嗨海绵宝宝
Hey, SpongeBob
嗨拉里
Hey, Larry
你们要去举重吗
You guys want to go lift some weights?
好啊
Sure
快来吧海绵宝宝
Come on, SpongeBob
来了
Coming
试试吧珊迪
Give it a try, Sandy
好样的珊迪
Good job, Sandy
今天就差不多到此为止了
Well, that's about enough for today
要不再加重一点怎么样
How about a little more weight?
看好了
Observe
好了
All right
大家都退后
Stand back, everyone
瞧好了
Y'all watch this
好样的拉里
Way to go, Larry
能借几个这个吗
Could I borrow a couple of these?
现在再加上两个
And now, with the addition of two
数一下
count them
两个棉花糖
two, marshmallows
太好笑了
That was too funny
你可笑死我了
You are hilarious
他是不是你见过最好笑的海绵
Ain't he the funniest little sponge you ever saw?
有谁要来打排球
Anybody up for some volleyball?
拉里
我来接
I got it
过来了
Incoming
我应该又撕破裤子了
I guess I ripped my pants again
老兄你又笑破我肚皮了
Once again, dude, you have split my sides
珊迪
Hey, Sandy
把飞盘扔给我怎么样
How about throwing it to me?
好的飞盘来了
Okay, here it comes
我急需人来搭把手
I could use a hand here
你没事吧海绵宝宝
You okay, SpongeBob?
没事除了我弄破了裤子
I guess so, except I ripped my pants
你还是好好笑老兄
You still got it, dude
冰淇淋
需要什么服务
May I help you?
给我来份香蕉船
I'll take a banana split
撕破
这个我们没有
We don't have that
没事
That's okay
我已经弄破裤子了听懂没
I already split my pants, get it?
还要点什么吗
Anything else?
那就破果
how about, ripple?
不用了已经有一份了
No, thanks, already got one
零食吧
你吃的是汉堡吗
Is that a burger you're eating?
没错是汉堡
Why, yes, it is
知道汉堡要配什么才好吗
You know what would go good with that?
不知道是什么
No, what?
撕裂的裤子
Ripped pants
加冰淇淋的破裤子
Ripped pants a la mode
快递
Delivery
你刚订购了20箱破裤子吗
Did you order 20 cases of ripped pants?
酷乐湖正在进行冲浪活动
Surf's up in the Goo Lagoon
拉里过来了在做招牌后靠动作
And here comes Larry, doing his trademark lay-back
珊迪过来了
There goes Sandy
垂着十个手指吧
hanging ten, fingers, that is
海绵宝宝过来了
There goes SpongeBob
又撕破了裤子
Ripping his pants again
救生员
看啊