海绵宝宝（1999）

SpongeBob SquarePants S01E04

Part 1 May 26, 2023, 11:35 a.m.

准备好了吗孩子们
Are you ready, kids?
好了船长
Aye aye, captain
我听不见
I can't hear you
好了船长
Aye aye, captain
是谁住在深海的大菠萝里
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob SquarePants
方方黄黄伸缩自如
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob SquarePants
如果四处探险是你的愿望
If nautical nonsense be something you wish
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob SquarePants
那就敲敲甲板让大鱼开路
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob SquarePants
准备
Ready
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob SquarePants
海绵宝宝
顽皮的水手
邻居们
ufeff章鱼哥
Squidward
这可是你做过最好的舒芙蕾蛋糕了
this is the best soufflé you have ever created
亲亲章鱼
恭喜你大厨
Congratulations, chef
嗨派大星
Hi, Patrick
嗨海绵宝宝
Hi, SpongeBob
派大星你是我在这附近最好的朋友
Patrick, you're my best friend
in the whole neighborhood
派大星你是最笨的白♥痴♥
Patrick, you are the dumbest idiot
我认识你就是我的不幸
it has ever been my misfortune to know
你真的这么觉得吗海绵宝宝
Do you really think that, SpongeBob?
那当然了派大星
Of course, Patrick
有眼睛的都能看出来
Anyone with eyes could see that
那好我觉得你很丑
Yeah, well, I think you're ugly
黄色丑得很
Yellow is ugly
派大星你到底在说什么
Patrick, what are you talking about?
海绵宝宝我再也不想认识你了
SpongeBob, I no longer wish to know you
你玷污了海底居民这个名号♥
You give bottom dwellers a bad name
如果一块钱能买♥♥你没有的脑子
If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have
那块钱我要了
I'd have one dollar
派大星我听说宠物店那边有份工作
Hey, Patrick, I heard there was a job
opening down at the pet shop
可以当垫屁♥股♥用的报纸
as some newspaper
你这话显得你像个大笨蛋你这笨蛋
That makes you a big dummy, you dummy
是是是这就表示
Yeah, well, that means that
你也一样笨
so are you
对你就是只火鸡
Right, you're a turkey
那是什么
What's that?
那就是你
It's what you are
那你就是更大只的火鸡
Well, you're a bigger one
你还是黄色的
Well, you're still yellow
知道还有什么东西是黄色的吗
You know what else is yellow?
什么
What?
就是你
You are
是吗
Yeah?
那我也不稀罕你怎么叫我了
Well, it doesn't matter what you call me
反正我再也不想看到你了
'cause I never want to see you again anyway
真该死
Tartar sauce
章鱼哥你噎着了
Squidward, you're choking
我知道要怎么办
I know what to do
不过我得先去洗个手
but I should wash my hands first
好吧
Oh, well
我赢了
I win
派大星
Patrick
你救了我
You saved me
有吗
I did?
没错
Yep
你真是个救命恩人朋友
You're a real lifesaver, friend
朋友
Friend?
朋友
Friend
对派大星
Yeah, Patrick
我们是朋友
We're friends
普通朋友
Just friends
那我们今晚要做什么呢最好的朋友
So, what are we going to do tonight, best friend?
我要练我的竖笛独奏
Well, I was going to practice my clarinet solo
竖笛
Clarinet?
我好爱音乐
I love music
谁需要他们啊
Who needs them?
反正他们也没意思对吧小蜗
They're no fun anyway, right, Gary?
小蜗
Gary?
章鱼哥将要演奏
Squidward will be performing
自己改编的e小调独奏曲
his version of "Solitude in E Minor"
好耶
Yeah
e小调太好了
"E minor", all right, yeah
我在担心什么啊
What am I worried about?
我朋友多得很
I got plenty of friends
我可以一口气说出三个名字
I can name three right off the bat
全都到齐了
The gang's all here
我的腰
My back
我闪到腰了
I threw out my back
好啊
Oh, boy
我的机会来了
Now's my chance
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob?
不要别过来
No, no, stay back
你放心章鱼哥
Don't worry, Squidward
我来了
I'm coming
不
No
离我远点
Get away from me
撑住我来救你了
Hang on, I'll save you
别
No
你离我远一点
Get away from me
不
No
撑住
Hold on
不
No
走开
Get away
我完蛋了
I'm ruined
我
I--
我
I--
我
I--
我
I--
我感觉好舒服
I feel great
谢谢你海绵宝宝
Thanks, SpongeBob
你是个真正的朋友
You're a real friend
朋友
Friend
不不不
No, no, no
我不是那意思
I didn't mean that
不
No
你放心章鱼哥兄弟
Don't worry, Squiddy old pal
朋友之间就该这样
That's what friends are for
笨蛋派大星在你家睡着了是吧
So dumb Patrick fell asleep on you, huh?
某些朋友啊
Some friend
真正的朋友会为你演奏
A real friend would perform for you
你来吹
You play?
开什么玩笑
Are you kidding?
我多年以来都在拉低音童车
I've been playing bassinet for years
给我一个A音兄弟
Give me an A buddy
章鱼哥是我全世界最好的朋友
Squidward is my best friend in the world
章鱼哥是我全海洋最好的朋友
Squidward is my best friend in the sea
章鱼哥
Squidwar--
比起海绵宝宝更喜欢派大星
Likes Patrick More than SpongeBob
派大星是个脏又臭的烂朋友章鱼哥
Patrick is a dirty, stinky, rotten friend, Squidward
我可以修好的
I can fix this
那
So, uh
明天再见了章鱼哥
I'll see you tomorrow, Squidward
打我电♥话♥
Call me
真是太恶心了
That was disgusting