海绵宝宝（1999）
SpongeBob SquarePants
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海绵宝宝（1999）
SpongeBob SquarePants S01E12
Part 3
May 26, 2023, 11:36 a.m.
That's right, SpongeBob
我估计就要追上你了
I might sneak up on you
不
No
我怎么会让工作质量退步这么多
How could I have let the quality of my work slip so much?
需要帮忙吗
Need some help?
你在干什么
What are you doing?
做蟹黄堡
Making Krabby Patties?
你都快失控了
You're losing it
知不知道那个奖项就是堆
Don't you know that award is a load of
垃圾
garbage
求你别把这件事跟蟹老板说
Please, don't tell Mr. Krabs about this
这样会影响到我评奖的机会
It'll hurt my chances of winning the award
已经跟你说过了 那奖项就是堆
I already told you, that award is a bunch of
鬼话
baloney
这话不对 章鱼哥
That is not true, Squidward
跟这顶帽子一样 这奖项代表着
Like this hat, the award is a symbol of
代表着你是个傻子
It's a symbol that you're a chump
不 章鱼哥
No, Squidward
而这个代表着
And this is a symbol of
我对于本月最佳员工奖的看法
what I think of the employee of the month award
一个有经验的本月最佳员工
An experienced employee of the month
总是会在帽子里放铅块
always keeps a brick of lead in his hat
我再跟你说最后一遍
I'm telling you for the last time
这奖项就只是个笑话
that award is nothing but a joke
三月
万一章鱼哥说得对呢
What if Squidward's right?
万一这奖项就是场骗局呢
What if the award is a phony?
这是不是表示
Does this mean
我所有工作都没有意义
my whole body of work is meaningless?
不要再提那种言论 水手
Stow that kind of talk, sailor
现在这是场战争 列兵
This is war now, private
他就是想要你有那么个想法
That's exactly what he wants you to think
我们没时间再胆怯了
This is no time to go lily-livered on us
可是长官
But, sir
战争当中容不下可是 士兵
There's no room for "buts" in war, soldier
他想让你崩溃
He wants you to crack
他在给你耍把戏 看透你的心
He's trying to trick you, get inside your mind
你必须不择手段
You must stop at nothing--
一定要不择手段
and I mean nothing--
击败他
to defeat him
我说得够清楚了吗 列兵
Have I made myself clear, private?
清楚明白 长官
Crystal, sir
好
Good
快出发
Now move out
不能让章鱼哥赢
I won't let Squidward win
要是他起不来 他就上不了班了
He can't go to work if he doesn't wake up
发现目标
Target sighted
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob
你来这干什么
What are you doing here?
你没法起床上班就评不到奖
You can't win that award if you don't get up for work
住手 海绵宝宝
Stop it, SpongeBob
要是我真的想评奖
If I really wanted that award
就算我爪子被绑起来我也能得
I could win it with my tentacles tied
那就快安排上啊
That can be arranged
你简直是疯了 海绵宝宝
You're a lunatic, SpongeBob
也许是
Maybe so
可我本月最佳员工
but I did win employee of the month
已经连赢26个月了
26 months in a row
你
Are y
你是不是想说你比我强
Are you trying to say that you are better than me?
我已经比你强了26个月了
I've been better than you for 26 months--
明天就是27个月了
and it'll be 27 tomorrow
够了 方块死脑筋
That's it, square-for-brains
够了
That's it
我倒要让你见识见识
I'm going to show you
评上那奖有多简单
how easy it is to win that award
我要当上新的本月最佳员工
I'm going to be the new employee of the month
我会证明给你看
I will prove to you
我能力比你强的多
I am far more competent than you
我很早就到蟹堡王给地板打蜡了
Well, I'm going in early to wax the floors
不用麻烦了
Don't bother
你到的时候我早就打完蜡了
I'll have done it already by the time you get there
那你必须早起才能比我早到蟹堡王
Well, you'll have to get up pretty early
to get there before me
我用不着睡觉
I don't need the sleep
废物
Loser
我也一样
Well, me neither
连输26次的废物
26-time loser
看看他 一直盯着我
Look at him, watching me
我在盯着你呢 海绵宝宝
I'm watching you, SpongeBob
你是不可能比我早走的
You're not leaving before me
章鱼哥 是不是很困呢
Hey, Squidward, getting sleepy, huh?
不困
No
那你呢
How about you?
不困
Nope
晚安
Nighty-night
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob
章鱼哥
Hey, Squidward
去哪呢
Going somewhere?
等我出去之后我就拧干♥你♥
I'm going to wring you dry when I get out of here
快放我出去
Now get me out of here
好 章鱼哥
Okay, Squidward
下班后我会顺便来看看的
I'll stop by after work
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob
快去休息休息吧
Now to get some rest
可别一脸劳累地
Don't want to look tired
去拍本月最佳员工照
for my employee of the month photo
章鱼哥
Squidward
这样应该能拖住他
That ought to hold him
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob
好你个
Why, you little
失败大废物
蟹黄堡
A Krabby Patty
章鱼哥
Squidward
永别了 海绵大废物
So long, sponge loser
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob
休战
Truce
休战
Truce
海绵宝宝 我再也受不了了
SpongeBob, I can't take it anymore
要是再这样下去
If we keep this up
我们都会评不到奖的
neither of us will win the award
说得对
You're right
应该要留点力气
We should save our energy for work
做好我们分内的事情
where we really need it
好 那就来场干净的较量
Okay, let's have a good, clean fight
谁能力强谁就能赢
And may the better man win
他就是个谎话连篇毫无骨气
He's nothing but a lying, boneless
又喷墨又鼻子大的大骗子
ink-squirting, big-nosed phony
看看那又露龅牙又俗套的笑容
Look at that buck-toothed, corn-fed smile
他这人可一点都信不得
You can't trust him as far as you can throw him
等到他把我手一握完
As soon as he stops shaking my hand
我就赶快跑
I'm going to make a run for it
蟹堡王
钱 钱
Money, money
要去赚点钱
going to make some money
入口
能看到我员工来这么早
It warms me wallet to see me employees
让我钱包都暖化了
coming in so early
你们来得可真早
Boys, you're early
等等
Wait
蟹老板你看 扫地
Look, Mr. Krabs, clean floors
擦桌子 蟹老板
Clean tables, Mr. Krabs
海绵宝宝（1999）
SpongeBob SquarePants
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