公园与游憩（2009）

太令人激动了
This is very exciting.
我们在圣约瑟夫医学中心
We are at Saint Joseph's Medical Center
因为今天 Andy Dwyer要把石膏拆下来了
because, today, Andy Dwyer is getting his casts off.
这对Andy来说的很棒的一天
It is a great day for Andy,
对我的子委员会来说是非常棒的一天
and it's a wonderful day for my subcommittee.
哦 天啊
Oh, my God.
你的奶♥子♥死掉了
Your boobs are dead.
停下 它们没有
Stop it. No, they're not.
我宣布了
I'm calling it.
奶♥子♥死亡时间 上午9点18分
Time of boob death 9:18 a.m.
我们用尽一切努力 但是它们还是太小了
We did everything we could, but they were just too small.
好的 Ann 你感觉如何
Okay, Ann, how do you feel?
我感觉挺好的
I feel good.
我在给网站录一些录音片段
I'm recording some of these soundbites for the website,
所以我希望你说一些更感人更强烈的话
so I need you to say something a little bit more moving and poignant.
你知道的 简练的 清楚的那种
You know, pithy, articulate.
有点丰富 但是没排练过
Kind of grabby, but unrehearsed.
就像你刚刚编出来的 但是还是花几秒钟想一下
Like you just made it up, but think about it for a second.
现在说点那样的话 然后要有趣
Now say something like that. And then be funny.
好 来吧 感觉如何
Okay, go. How do you feel?
我很开心
I'm happy.
太棒了
That's great.
如果Leslie有个男朋友也摔断了腿
If Leslie had a boyfriend and he broke his legs,
我肯定也会为她做同样的事情
I would do the same for her.
不过我应该不会带这么多玩具动物
I'd probably bring fewer stuffed animals, though.
行了
Yeah.
耶
Yay!
哇 像一个都是汗水的糖果罐
Wow, it's like a sweaty piñata.
嘿 我的iPod - 哦 对 我的海盗
Hey, my iPod! - Oh, yeah! My pirate!
医生 允许的话 我能留着那块石膏板吗
Doctor, if I may, could I keep that cast, please?
这是个恶心的请求 但我看不出有啥不行
It's a highly disgusting request, but I don't see why not.
谢谢 这标志着一个新的开始
Thank you. This is a symbol of new beginnings,
标志这希望 也是我们项目的象征
a symbol of hope, and of our project.
我们能建成公园
We will build this park!
终于能重新走路 感觉肯定很棒
It is gonna feel so good to walk again, finally.
小心
Easy!
哦 不 哦 天 哦 不
Oh, no! Oh, my... Oh, no!
刚开始腿会有点软
Yeah, they might be a little weak at first.
谢谢你们
Thank you, guys.
欢迎回到行走的世界 Andy
Welcome back into the world of walking, Andy.
是的
Yes.
我只想说
I just wanted to say...
安静 各位 Ann要说话了
Quiet, everyone! Ann wants to say something.
我想感谢你们所有人的支持
I wanted to thank you all for being so supportive.
Andy掉进坑里的时候
When Andy fell in the pit,
我没指望过政♥府♥里的任何人会来支持我们
I didn't expect anyone in government to reach out to us.
所以 谢谢
So, thanks.
不用谢
You're welcome.
嘿 不用谢啊 Ann
Hey, you're welcome, Ann.
宝 什么时候跟他们说我的演出啊
Babe, when are you gonna tell them about my show?
哦 对 抱歉
Oh, yeah, sorry.
Andy的乐队有场演出
Andy's band is playing a show.
希望你们所有人都能来
And we want you all to come.
会是一场派对 所以门口会检查着装 会很疯狂的
It's gonna be a party, so check your suits at the door. It's gonna get crazy.
Andy的乐队真的很优秀 不能演出真的把他搞疯了
Andy's band is really good, and it's been driving him nuts that he can't play.
他写了一些关于他身边东西的歌♥
He's been writing all these songs about things that are physically near him.
三明治啊 你是火鸡还是火腿
Sandwich! Are you turkey or ham?
火腿
Ham.
灯 希望你是盏触摸灯 一碰就能亮
Lamp! Wish you were a lamp that would light up when you get touched.
你们乐队玩的是什么风格呢
What kind of music does your band play?
你知道 我不想定义它 反正听起来像五月天遇上逃跑计划
You know, I don't really like to define it, but it's like Matchbox 20 meets The Fray.
所以是摇滚
So, rock.
那个 我也不喜欢定义它
Well, again, I don't really like to define it.
所以是 无法定义的摇滚
So, undefinable rock?
你懂的 "摇滚"这个词 我觉得就定义它了
You know, again, the term "rock," I think, defines it.
我完全理解你的意思
I totally get what you mean.
我很想参加这个活动 什么时候
So, I would love to come to this thing. When is it?
今晚八点
Tonight at 8:00.
不是吧 今晚 - 是的
No! Tonight? - Yeah.
我不能去 - 为什么啊
I can't go. - Why not?
我妈安排了一次会面
My mom set up this meeting.
那种和地方大腕的政♥治♥会晤
It's like a political tête-à-tête with a local bigwig.
Leslie 你真的不去吗 来嘛
Leslie, you're not gonna go? Come on!
哦 朋友们 你们知道我多喜欢把工作搅和进生活里的
Oh, you guys. You know how I love mixing work into my personal life.
这是个很重要的人物 他有能帮我们建公园的重要信息
This guy is important, and he has valuable information that could help us build a park.
但是我想去演唱会
But I wanna go to the concert!
来嘛 逃学 翘掉会面
Come on! Play hooky! Blow off the meeting.
哦 我真的很想去那场演唱会
Oh, I wanna go to that concert so bad,
但是我必须去见那个人 我必须去
but I have to go to the meeting. I have to go.
但我会晤之后就来找你们 我保证
But I'll meet up with you guys after the tête-à-tête, I promise.
嘿 Mark 恭喜了
Hey, Mark, congratulations.
哦 谢了 Nate 啥事来着
Oh. Thanks, Nate. For what?
你把那个减速带的事情搞定了 终于 干得漂亮
You got that speed bump thing taken care of. Finally. Nice work.
哦 是哦 耶
Oh, yeah. Yay.
镇中心原来有个巨大的减速带
There used to be this huge speed bump in the center of town.
简直是疯了
It was insane.
所以我决定做点啥 然后我让它矮了两英寸
So, I decided I wanted to do something about it, and I got it lowered 2 inches.
显然 我在政♥府♥工作的成就可以被精确"衡量"
Apparently, what I can achieve in government can literally be measured.
嘿 妈
Hey, Mom.
嗨 亲爱的 有什么事
Hi, sweetie, what can I do for you?
那个会晤还约着呢吧 和大腕的那个
Is that meeting still happening? The one with the bigwig?
我觉得是
As far as I know.
重新安排见面时间的话正常吗
Would it be unusual to reschedule the meeting?
那样你会显得有点古怪
Well, you would come off as a little flakey.
还是说你想给对方留下古怪的印象呢
Unless that's the impression you're trying to make?
古怪是一个政♥治♥家的最坏形象
Flakey is the worst thing a politician can be.
或者腐♥败♥
Or corrupt.
或者是强♥奸♥犯
Or a rapist.
参与政♥治♥有一大堆的坑 这些算是三大
There are a lot of pitfalls in politics but those are the big three.
所以 我对这个人需要了解什么呢
So, do I need to know anything about this guy?
他的政♥治♥血统是什么
What's his political pedigree?
他的名字是George Gernway 他是Eagleton的市政经理
His name is George Gernway. He's the city manager in Eagleton.
离婚了 有两个孩子
He's divorced with two children.
好的 我知道了 "知识就是力量" 弗朗西斯·培根
Okay, good to know. "Knowledge is power." Francis Bacon.
还是 Mary J. Blige说的
Or Mary J. Blige?
Leslie不经常约会
Leslie's not much of a dater.
你在纪录室和公共图书馆是认识不了男人的
You don't meet many guys at the hall of records, the public library,
JC Penney的鞋帽部也一样
or the shoe section at JC Penney,
所以我介绍她认识了一个在政♥府♥会议上认识的书呆子
so I set her up with a wonk I met at a government conference.
他只喜欢讨论城市代码
All he talks about are city codes.
她肯定会喜欢的
She's gonna love him.
你就准备穿这个吗
Is that what you're gonna wear?
不 我准备穿更正式一点
No, I was gonna wear something a little more formal and buttoned down.
我可不想搞砸了
I don't wanna blow it.
你要不♥穿♥得更时髦一点
Why don't you try something more stylish?
Laura Bush那种时髦还是Michelle Obama那种时髦
Like Laura Bush stylish or Michelle Obama stylish?
今晚来看 是我男朋友的乐队
Come tonight, it's my boyfriend's band.
嘿 Harris医生 Andy晚上有场演出 我们希望你也能来
Hey, Dr. Harris. Andy's playing a show tonight, and we'd love it if you came by.
我觉得Andy晚上的演出会很好的
I think there's gonna be a good turnout at Andy's show tonight.
他写了首关于自己经历的新歌♥ 叫做 坑
He wrote this new song about what happened to him called The Pit.
是那种很罕见的特别摇滚
It's one of those rare songs that rocks really hard,
但又提醒人们注意一个小型公共工程项目的歌♥曲
and also informs people about a small public works project.
所以 Andy情况还好吗
So, Andy's doing well?
还行 他还是有点摇摇晃晃 但是那都是正常的
Yeah, he's a little shaky still, but that's to be expected.
其实不是
Well, not really.
如果他两周前卸下石膏
If he had his casts removed two weeks ago,
他的肌肉萎缩不会那么严重
the muscles wouldn't have atrophied so much.
等等 两周前吗
I'm sorry, two weeks ago?
原本计划就是那时候拆掉的
That's when they were scheduled to come off.
但他跟我说你告诉他要等啊
But he told me that you told him he should wait.