月球基地8号（2020）

All those guys at SpaceX?
你觉得他们有金钱或者预算上的烦恼吗
You think they're worrying about money or budgetary concerns?
-不会 -不 我觉得没有
- Uh, no. - No, I don't think so.
他们只需和好兄弟埃隆说一下 然后钱就到了
They just ask their buddy Elon and, boom, it's there.
"埃隆 可以给我二十块吗"
"Elon, hey, could I have 20 bucks?"
"好啊 没问题"
"Yeah, no problem."
我一直在想耶稣说的
You know, I just can't help thinking of what Christ says,
逆来顺受 关爱邻居
about turning the other cheek and loving thy neighbor.
我知道你不想听这些 卡普
I know you don't want to hear this, Cap,
但或许正确的做法是 到那边去
but maybe the right move is to go over there and
毕恭毕敬地解释一下我们的处境
explain our situation, hat in hand, and...
或许他们能帮我们解决一下百吉饼的问题呢
maybe they can help us out with our bagel situation.
-我们应该不允许这么做吧 -等一下
- I don't think we're allowed to do that. - Wait a minute.
这主意妙极了
That is a great idea.
你说什么 我的提议吗
What do you mean? What I, what I said?
你说我们不能违反规定
You said we can't break protocol.
是的 但那是个好主意
I did say that. But that is a great idea.
但我们不仅仅和他们要一些百吉饼
We don't just ask them for bagels, though.
我们和他们 我的天
We make conta... Oh, my gosh.
这个主意
This idea.
为什么我们之前没有想到
Why didn't we think of this before?
我们提议太空总署和太空探索技术公♥司♥合并
We propose a merger of NASA and SpaceX!
这听起来很复杂
That sounds pretty complicated.
不不不 这是个草根 来自群众的想法
No, no, no, it's a grassroots, bottom-up idea.
这是一个好主意
This is a good idea.
是个好主意 但他们是私企 我们是国企
It's a good idea, but they're private, we're public. Yeah.
-我们不能就这样 -那又怎么样
- We can't just ... - So what?
我的有线电视公♥司♥和电♥话♥公♥司♥合并了
My cable company and my phone company merged.
就像百视达 他们从一家小店变成了...
Like Blockbuster Video, they just went from a store thing to a...
-不管是什么 他们改变了 -连锁店
- what-whatever happened to them. They-they changed. - A chain.
没错 他们改变了
Yeah. Yeah, well, they-they changed.
-他们进化了 -说的不错
- They morphed into something. - That's a great point.
卡尔伯里十字会和美国联合信义会合并了
Calberry Cross took Lutheran United, just scooped them up,
成为了更大 更好的教堂
made for a bigger, better church.
好吧
All right.
太空总署 太空探索技术公♥司♥
NASA. SpaceX.
一合并 问题解决了
Boom. Problem solved.
不知道比利·戈特是不是在火星模拟器那边
I wonder if Billy Goat is over there at the Mars simulator.
比利·戈特是谁
Who's Billy Goat?
在喷气推进实验室里他在我手下工作
He worked under me at JPL.
他就像是我的徒弟
He was like my protege.
快看他
Look at him.
中间那个就是他
That's him right there in the middle.
-有胡子的那个 -没错
- With that beard. - Yeah.
他好酷 他看起来像是堕落体制乐队
Yeah, he's so cool. He looks like he's in System of a Down
或者三门倒乐队 这种乐队里的人
or 3 Doors Down, one of those groups.
他是我在实验室里见过最酷的人
That is the coolest person I've ever seen in a lab.
我们把这张照片放到太空总署的推特上
We put this picture up in the NASA Twitter feed
大家都疯狂了
and everyone went crazy.
他们都在问 "那个人是谁
They were just like, "Who's that guy?
不 不是她 是他"
No, not her. Him."
最后他成了《机器人♥大♥战》的评委
And he ended up being a judge on BattleBots.
等下 你说他在喷气推进实验室时为你工作
Wait, are you telling me he worked for JPL under you?
他以前会给我端咖啡
Oh, he used to get me coffee.
拜托 他是你的苦力
Come on! He was your peon.
-你说什么他都会干的 -没错
- He'll do whatever you say. -Yeah.
好了 我们接下来要这么干
Listen. All right, here-here's what's happening.
我宣布正式暂停遵守规定
I'm suspending protocol, officially.
我们要实现这次合并
We're gonna make this merger happen.
这里是太空总署月球基地8号♥
尝试联络
很希望见见你们
搞什么鬼
What the heck?
是什么
What is it?
让我们来看看
Let's see.
"在太空探索计划公♥司♥
"At SpaceX
我们很注重员工的个人情感
we value the emotions of our fellow man.
我们欢迎你们来参观我们的基地
We would love to have you over to see our facility,
但恐怕这无法实现
but we're afraid that is not a possibility
因为我们需要严格遵守100级绝对无尘室的规定"
based on our strict adherence to a class 100 clean room."
"请计划明日下午三点接待我们"
"Please plan on receiving us at 3 p.m. tomorrow."
"接待我们" 他们想到我们这边来吗
"Receiving us"? They-they Want to come over here?
-没错 -看来我们要有客人了
- Yeah. - All right, looks like we get some guests.
没错
Yeah.
菜单
我可以做炖牛肉
I could do beef-style stew.
-不错 你做的很好吃 -还有
- Yes. You're good at that. - And...
-伙计们 -不好意思 我有读写障碍
- Hey, guys. - Sorry, I'm dyslexic.
卡普托准备好了
Caputo on deck.
-长官好 -你看起来很棒 老兄
- Yes, sir. - You look great, man.
我努力收拾下 还是挺帅的
Yeah, I clean up all right when I make an effort.
我们得闪瞎那群人
We got to razzle-dazzle these guys.
我之前没见过那顶帽子
I never saw that hat before.
你之前在汉考克号♥航♥空♥母舰上吗
You were on the Hancock?
没 我戴这个是因为这样很酷 拜托
No, I wear this so I look cool. Come on.
你在吗 你在那服役过吗
Were you, were you on-- Did you serve time on the--
还在这等什么
What are we doing here?
我们不是还要准备派对吗
Are we getting ready for this party or what?
-我来介绍怎么样 -没问题
- All right, so I'll handle the introduction, okay? - Okay.
你们好
Hello!
欢迎 火星人们 欢迎来到月球基地8号♥
Greetings, Martians. Welcome to Moonbase 8.
我是指挥官罗伯特·卡普托
My name is Commander Robert Caputo.
我叫库珀
Oh, hey. Cooper.
我是比利
Billy, hey.
我是阿丽克丝
Hi, I'm Alix.
这些是我的同事
Uh, these are my associates.
这位是斯科特·斯隆教授
This is Professor Scott Sloan.
这位是迈克尔·户内博士
This is Dr. Michael Henai.
户内教授
Dr. Henai!
-很高兴见到你 -好久不见
- Good to see you. - It's been forever.
谢谢你来参观 你好
Thanks for stopping by. Hello.
比利
Hey, uh, Billy.
我看不太出来
I-I don't know if I can tell, but, u-uh,
你还留着胡子吗
d-do you still have the beard?
老兄 那是好多年前了
Ah, man, that was a long time ago.
真的吗 什么样的胡子
Oh, yeah? What kind of beard did you have?
他有长长的绿胡子 看起来超级酷
He had a long green beard. It was so cool-looking and, uh,
希望你们哪天也能看到照片
I hope you guys get to see pictures of it someday.
塞不进头盔里
Didn't fit in the helmet.
很感谢你们邀请我们过来
Well, we wanted to thank you so much for inviting us here.
-欢迎 -你们能不能去拿一下那个
- Welcome. - Do you guys want to go get the thing?
为了表达我们受邀的感谢
And as a token of our appreciation for inviting us,
埃隆想送给你们一个非常特别的礼物
Elon wanted you guys to have a very special gift.
-快看啊 -没错
- Oh, look at that! - Yeah.
-谢谢你们 -那是个什么玩意
- Thank you. - What the heck is that?
这是新款的特斯拉能量墙电池
It's the new Tesla Powerwall.
非常酷 我们已经有个空调系统了
That's very cool. We have an air-conditioning system in place,
不过我们肯定能用上
but I'm sure we could use that--
不 这是块电池
No, it's a battery.
超级棒的电池科技
It's amazing battery tech.
-没错 -绝对能帮你们更节能
- Yeah. - It'll totally up your efficiency game.
不错 好像我们已经是一伙了似的
Ah, wow. It's almost like we're on the same team already.
非常感谢你们 真的很好
Well, thank you very much. That's very kind.
应该的
Yeah, of course.
那废话不多说 我们开始参观吧
Without further ado, let's get started on our tour.
从这穿过去 小心碰头 这里有警示标语
Right through here, and watch your head. We wrote it out.
小心头
Watch your head.
-这是我们睡觉的地方 -小心碰头
- So these are our sleeping quarters. - Watch your head.
卡普的床铺 鲁克的床铺
Cap's bunk. Rooks bunk.
-这是我的 -我管它叫太空舱
- I'm in here. - I call it a pod.
这是石墨
This is graphite.
我们有内置自动调节温控系统
We've got, uh, internal self-correcting temperature controls.
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