一夜寻情记（2014）
Mixology
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一夜寻情记（2014）
Mixology S01E02
Part 5
April 26, 2021, 11:06 a.m.
Someone just woke up the beast.
布鲁斯 我只是... 好吧
Bruce, I'm just -- okay.
新泽西的单亲妈妈
Single mother from New Jersey.
嗨
Hi.
你好
Oh, hello.
你还不知道
You don't know it yet,
但我是目前为止 整间酒吧最适合你的男人
but I am by far the best guy in this entire bar for you,
酒吧打烊时 我会带你回家
and at closing time, I'm gonna take you home,
我会给你洗澡 从头到脚
and I will bathe you, head to toe.
然后我会带给你
And then I'm gonna deliver upon you
你这辈子 最爽最刺♥激♥的高♥潮♥
the greatest, most orgasmic sex of your entire life.
你会爽爆掉
You'll explode.
我那里都准备好了 别担心
My place is prepped for it. Don't worry about it.
我会帮你收拾好 再给你洗个澡
I'll put you back together, bathe you once again,
给你计程车费 让你回家
and pay for a cab ride home.
怎么样
What do you say?
你哪位啊
Who are you?
大家叫我布鲁斯
They call me Bruce.
胸针就是这样 知道吗
And that's the thing about brooches, you know? It's --
别废话了 我知道你为什么跟我聊天
Okay, cut the crap. I know why you're talking to me.
你只是你朋友的泡妞搭档
You're just wingmanning for your friend.
不 我...
No, no, I --
放轻松 扎克·布拉夫
Oh, relax, Zach Braff.
《实习医生风云》的主演
你觉得我在为我的女儿做什么呢
What do you think I'm doing for my daughter?
慢着 你也是把我支开的搭档吗
Wait. You're wingmanning me?
所有帅气的男生旁边都有个笨蛋朋友
Well, you know, every cute guy has a-a dorky friend
需要被清除掉
who needs to be cleared out.
太伤人了
Well, that was hurtful.
给
Here.
别在九点以后打 否则我老公会接
Don't call after 9:00 or my husband will pick up.
还有
Also...
如果你想在床上做女生 我可以做男生
I could be the man if you want to be the girl.
我的朋友在哪里
W-where are my friends?
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