Okay, fine.
我上去了
Here I go.
我做不到 我的手都是汗
I can't do it! My hands are sweaty.
颤抖还都是汗
They're shaky and sweaty.
就像洒水器
They're like sprinklers.
好吧 我来
All right, I'll do it.
我只需要爬上梯子
I'll just go up the ladder
不毁掉我们的所有努力就行
and not ruin everything we've worked for.
你知道谁很适合吗 泰迪
Or, you know who should do this? Teddy.
他一直在边上看着
He's been sitting on the sidelines for too long,
等待加入这场好戏
waiting to get into the big show.
对 没错
Oh, yeah. I can see that.
我吗 我做不到
Me? Yeah, I can't.
我怕梯子
I'm afraid of ladders.
但这是你的梯子
But it's your ladder.
我知道 太疯狂了 对吧
I know. Crazy, right?
也许我们最好在这里停下
Well, maybe this is a good stopping point?
对 也许我们已经离天花板够近了
Yeah. Maybe we've flown close enough to the... ceiling?
我其实不怕梯子
I'm not really afraid of ladders.
我只是害怕去搭
I'm just too scared to do it.
我喜欢很喜欢梯子
I actually love ladders.
你们开玩笑吗
Hey, are you kidding me?
我看着你们搭了两天
I've been watching this thing for two days
结果现在不完成吗
and you're not gonna finish?
听着 如果你们搭了以后失败
Look, if you do it and you fail,
就当作松饼上沾上泥点
so you get a little mud in your muffin.
但如果你们都不尝试
But if you don't try at all,
会一辈子后悔
you'll regret it for the rest of your life.
你不会又在用
You're trotting out
老套的"松饼沾泥点"的比喻吧
the old "Mud in your muffin" Thing again, huh?
是的 我昨晚对你♥爸♥爸说了
Yeah. I said it to your father last night,
他看着我好像在说
and then he looked at me like,
"你真是我见过最聪明的人"
"Wow, you're the smartest person ever."
-我以后要多说说 -不错
- I'm gonna say it more often. - Oh, cool.
妈妈是对的 我们不能现在放弃
Mom's right. We can't quit now.
对啊 我们都摞这么高了 为什么你不继续呢
Yeah. We've come so far, so, why don't you do it?
-你来吧 -不要 你来
- You do it. - No, you do it.
好吧 我们两个一起来
Okay, fine, we'll just do it together.
不确定这是不是违反了爬梯安全准则
Emm, not sure if that goes against ladder safety codes.
违反了 但没事 我不会说出去
It does, but, I won't tell.
好吧
Okay.
天啊 小心 小心 小心点
Oh, God, careful. Careful. Careful.
我要感动哭了
I think I'm gonna cry.
好耶
Yay!
真的太美了
That was beautiful. Wow.
我不确定我的人生该怎么继续了
I'm not sure what to do with my life now.
是啊 这个纸牌屋给了我们目标
Yeah, that tower gave us purpose.
现在我们什么都没了
Now we have nothing.
要不我们...毁掉它
Should we... crash it?
对啊
Oh, yeah.
等等 什么 不要
Wait. What? No!
好吧 算了
Okay, fine.
为什么这些东西都这么紧
Why are these things so secure?
我想念真实生活 我想当一个真实的男孩
I miss real life. I want to be a real boy!
尼克
Nick!
你想把生意卖♥♥给我是什么意思
What do you mean you want to sell me the business?
我在这里工作 你付钱给我
I work here. You give me money.
又不是我给你钱
I don't give you money.
这有点意思
That's kind of interesting.
我看看我能不能凑到钱
Let me see if I can raise the cash.
我也爱你 老爸
Love you, too, Dad.
该死 没有用 取不下来
Damn it! It's no use. I can't get it off.
天啊 我太晕了
Oh, God, I'm so dizzy.
我们为什么要回到
Why did we come back
这个未来式噩梦的地方
to this futuristic nightmare of a place?
我很抱歉我把你拽了回来 吉恩
Oh. I'm sorry I brought you back here, Gene.
只是...
It's just....
我感觉很糟糕 你把存了这么久的钱全花在这个
I felt awful that you spent all the money you saved up
恐怖的地方了 我只是想确保你没事
on this horrible place and I just wanted to make it okay.
我...我是你的家长
I-I... I'm your parent, so,
我不想让失望的事情
I-I don't want disappointing things
发生在你身上 永远不想
to happen to you, ever, I guess.
我也这么想
I think I feel the same way.
对 这个地方太差了
And... Yes, this place is bad.
把所有钱花在这里不是一个好决定
And spending all your money on it was not a great decision.
这话有一点伤人了
This is getting a little hurtful.
但我没办法保护你永远不经历令人失望的事情
But I can't protect you from every disappointing thing.
我也想 但我做不到
I-I want to, but I-I can't.
如果我能做到也不太好
And it wouldn't be good if I could do that anyway.
或许尝试接受总会有
Maybe it's just better to kind of accept
失望的事情发生
that there are gonna be...
会更好
disappointments.
然后 你也不用这么垂头丧气
And then, you don't have to be so weighed down,
你可以只看事物美好的一面
and you can just see the good in stuff.
我的天呐 我的手正在干什么
Oh, my God, what are my arms doing now?
这地方太可怕了
This place is awful.
你看起来像是商场门口的充气人偶
You look like one of those inflatable tube dancers,
就跟你在婚礼上
how you looked when you were trying
献舞的样子一样
to dance at that wedding.
其实你也在扭动
You're wiggling, too, by the way.
你就像我在婚礼上献舞的样子一样
You look like me trying to dance at that wedding.
吉恩 快看 反向扭动
Hey, Gene, look at this. Backwards wiggling.
蹦迪就是这么来的吗
Is this how disco started?
如果不是我快吐了的话 我应该还挺喜欢的
I-I would almost enjoy this if I wasn't about to throw up.
我猜你跟所有女生都这么说
I bet you say that to all the girls.
抱歉 我回来了 你们怎么样
Hey, sorry. I'm back. How we doing?
你看起来不太好啊
You don't seem great.
尼克 这个游戏非常卡
Well, Nick, the game's glitching a lot,
而且我们被头套卡住了
and we're trapped in the headsets.
很好 我刚才跟我前老板谈了谈
Cool. Just wrapped up a quick chat with my former boss.
说起这个 你们有没有兴趣
Speaking of, do you guys want to hear
了解一个投资项目
about a fun investment opportunity?
-不用了 谢谢 -好吧
- No, thank you. - Oh. Okay.
要不要让我帮你们把头套拿下来
want me to get you out of these headsets?
-我们能再玩一会吗 -真的吗
- Can we stay in a little longer? - Really?
对啊 感觉还挺好的
Yeah. You know, it just got kind of good.
照这么跳舞的话 我们自己的胳膊早就断了
Our real arms would break if we danced like this.
愚蠢的现实胳膊 可以吗 老爸
Dumb real arms. Is that okay, Dad?
-好吧 -变好了吗
- Yeah. - It got good?
当然很不错
I mean, of course it did.
你们玩得时候
And, you know, while you're at it,
记得考虑一下我刚才说的投资项目
think about that investment thing I was talking about.
好的 兄弟
You got it, bro.
-能跟你跳支舞吗 -当然可以
- May I... have this dance? - Sure.
别吐啊
Don't throw up.
别吐啊
Don't throw up.
*你可以爬上高山
* You can climb a mountain *
*触摸天上的云彩*
* Touch the heavens above *
*你可以和寻爱一起*
* You can have a smoothie *
*共饮奶昔*
* With Questlove *
*你可以潜入海底*
* You can dive to the bottom of the ocean *
*骑上巨龙*
* Ride a dinosaur *
*或者继续与寻爱共饮奶昔*
* Or back to smoothies with Questlove *
*你的杯中*
* You still have a little more *
*还有余量*
* In your cup Now you are *
*一切尽在你的杯中*
* One with everything. *
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