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Bob's Burgers S13E01

Part 5 Oct. 17, 2022, 11:24 a.m.

But just so you know, I think Dad
爸应该让你来磨刀
should let you sharpen the knives.
我很讨厌这差事
I really hate doing it.
感觉这样对刀品头论足不好
It feels judgy towards the knives.
或许它们喜欢钝着呢
Like, maybe they're comfortable being dull?
我知道演出结束了
I know the play is over,
但我要永远留着这对假胸
but I'm keeping these bazongas forever.
晃来晃去弹性十足
A boobity-boobity-boo.
我的宝贝儿子有胸了
Oh, my pretty little booby boy.
琳达我看过最好的剧
I'm telling you, Linda, best play I've ever seen.
在店里看的没有演员
In a store, with not actors, written by a guy who,
还是完全不懂编剧的人写的剧本
you know, doesn't care about structure.
谢谢泰迪
Thanks, Teddy.
父亲让我们为您献上绝无仅有的
Father, we present to you the first-ever tomato trophy
代表最佳父亲兼优秀商人的西红柿奖杯
for Best Dad Who is Also Pretty Good at Business.
恭喜恭喜
Congrats.
这个是我吗
Wow. Is that, is that supposed to be me?
-是呀 -又红又坑坑洼洼的
- Yeah. - Red and lumpy.
根部还有点发霉
And moldy near the stem.
谢谢我很喜欢
Thank you. I-I love it.
胡子是我刻上去的
And I cut the mustache into it.
真是太厉害了
That's really impressive.
西红柿很难雕刻的
It's hard to carve a tomato.
除非你的刀足够锋利
Unless the knives are really sharp.
我现在知道了蒂娜教我磨的刀
'Cause I know how to do that now 'cause Tina showed me how.
当然是在你不知道的时候
Secretly behind your back.
应该没问题吧
And I hope that is okay.
有问题很有问题
Oh, no. no, no, no.
放松点老爸大部分的刀具没关系
Relax, Dad. Most of the knives are fine
只要不是凑得太近
if you don't look at them too closely.
-我的刀 -特别锋利
- Oh, my knives. - They are sharp.
但是有些刀会在你意想不到的地方
But some of them in places you wouldn't expect.
我觉得我没有受伤
And I don't think I do need stitches.
我也没有
And I don't need them, either.
我要把西红柿放在架子上
I'm gonna put this tomato right here on the shelf.
我们的孩子们真贴心来抱抱
What sweet kids we have. Family hug.
我也要加入
Ooh, I want in.
-等我越过柜台 -泰迪不要
- Coming over the counter. - Teddy, no.
你在对面等着我们过去
Just stay there. We'll come to you.
泰迪你会摔倒的泰迪泰迪
Teddy, you're gonna fall. Oh, oh, Teddy, Teddy!
*为我报仇为我报仇为我报仇乐趣多多*
* Avenge me, avenge me, it's so fun to revenge me *
*哈姆雷特麦克白死相诡异无处猜*
* Yeah, Hamlet, Macbeth, I bet they both had creepy deaths *
*我们没看过所以我们只能猜*
* But we didn't read the play, so we just have to guess *
*有人往别人耳朵里灌了毒药*
* When that one guy poured poison in the other guy's ear *
*所以丹麦人要甩屁♥股♥*
* It got everyone in Denmark shaking their rear *
*为我报仇为我报仇为我报仇乐趣多多*
* Avenge me, avenge me, it's so fun to revenge me *
为我报仇鲍勃
Ooh, avenge me, Bob.
也为我报仇鲍勃
Yeah, Bob, avenge me, too.
-为我报仇爸爸 -好吧
- Dad, avenge me. - Okay.
-好的 -不是为我报仇
- You got it. - No, avenge me, Dad.
向我寻仇也不是不行
I wouldn't mind being avenged.
我把你们的仇都报了
I'll avenge you all.