间谍亚契（2009）

Archer S06E02

Part 1 Dec. 2, 2020, 3:03 p.m.

Wait. What happened?
等等怎么了
I thought you were going to renovate this place.
你不是要重新装♥修♥这个地方吗
As did I, but I was betrayed
没错但我被一个满口谎言的
by a lying little country music wannabe.
乡村音乐歌♥迷给骗了
Was that directed at me?
你是说的我吗
Yes! Who else?
当然还能有谁
I don't know who all lies to you!
我怎么知道还有谁在骗你
Also, there's a Mr. Slater to see you.
有一位斯莱特先生想要见您
Just "Slater." It's a mononym, like--
说斯莱特就好简称就像
Jesus Christ! Nope.
耶稣不是
He's in here, you ritzy ditz!
他都进来了你这个蠢货
What are you doing, Dave?
你在做什么戴夫
So, uh, should I come back?
那我等会儿再来
No. No, no, no, no, no. Of course not.
不不不当然不用
Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
是啊我也觉得
I mean, whatever the task, we are up to it.
我是说不管是什么任务我们都接了
We are professional and--
我们是专业人士而且
There's a Mr. Slater to see you.
有一位斯莱特先生想要见您
I'm gonna go.
我还是走吧
Good. Why are you here in the first place?
好啊你一开始就不该来
Mr. Slater Just "Slater"!
斯莱特先生叫我斯莱特就好
And hang on. Excuse me, are you and I gonna have a problem?
等等抱歉你是想和我过不去吗
I mean, I'm sure we will at some point, but--
有时候我们肯定会过不去但是
Sterling! Mr.--
斯特林先生
Just "Slater".
叫我斯莱特就好
Has Had
有有过
An important assignment for us, which I'm sure
一项重要任务交给我们我相信
we can kick right through the basket for a homerun.
我们肯定能完美地完成的
I'm gonna go.
我走了
Look, you're already here.
听着你都已经来了
Why not just tell us what the mission is?
不如把任务告诉我们吧
I will, but only because I choose to.
好吧但我不是被迫告诉你们的
One of our-- well, I guess you could call him a freelancer--
我们的一位你们可以叫他自♥由♥工作者
What do you call him? I call him a freelancer.
那你叫他什么我也叫他自♥由♥职业者
So shut up, please.
闭嘴吧你
Anyway, he needs an extraction from
不管怎样他需要从
Buenos Aires.
布宜诺斯艾利斯撤离
Ugh, it's just us. You can say,
这里只有我们你可以直接说
"Bwaynos Air-eez."
布宜诺斯艾利...斯
And-- hush. And what operation
闭嘴中情局到底在阿根廷
is the CIA conducting in Argentina?
执行什么行动
Oh, sorry. It's called "Operation Nunya."
抱歉这是"不关你行动"
I As in "Beeswax," Lana.
我他是说不管你的事拉娜
Yes, I Dr. Kane, report to the burn unit.
是的凯恩医生到烧伤科报到
To help a patient who's been burned?
是要帮助烧伤病患吗
No.
不
Anyway-- his cover's been blown.
不管怎样他的隐藏身份被发现了
Argentine intelligence is onto him,
阿根廷情报机关正在追踪他
and he needs an extraction A.S.A.G.D.M.F.P.
他得尽快撤离那里
So, why us? Why not keep it in-house at CIA?
为什么选我们为什么中情局不内部解决
Because, turns out, you actually know this operator.
因为显然你们认识这个间谍
Uh, do you mind?
帮个忙
Conway Stern?
康威·斯特恩
Yes, Conway Stern.
没错就是康威·斯特恩
Questions?
有问题吗
Yeah, can I start?
我能说了吗
You guys mind if I start? I'll start.
你们要是不介意的话我就说了
Are you out of your shitting mind?
你♥他♥妈♥是不是疯了
Sterling! Excuse me?
斯特林抱歉
He literally stabbed me in the back!
他可真真是捅了我背后一刀
Because you jeopardized his mission.
那是因为你妨碍了他的任务
What mission? To sell
什么任务你是说
classified military technology to the Chinese?
把军事机密技术卖♥♥给中国人吗
Phony technology we wanted China to have.
那是我们故意卖♥♥给中国的假技术
They've been chasing their tails on the whisper drive for years.
他们为了这项技术瞎忙活好多年了
I knew it. In my heart of hearts,
我就知道在我内心深处的深处
I knew he was one of the good guys.
我就知道他是个好人
Literally! The back! Stabbed it!
真的刺了我背后一刀
Well, then you people ripped off his hands, so...
然后你们把他的手扯掉了所以
After he literally stabbed me! In the back!
那是在他捅了我背后一刀之后
Oh, give it a rest, Sterling.
算了斯特林
I'm sure you did something to deserve it. What?
你肯定是自找的什么
But now you have a chance to right that wrong,
但你现在有一个机会可以弥补那个过失了
which is a rare thing.
这种机会可不常有
About as rare as getting called up to the majors
跟打棒球的无名小卒突然入选了
from single-A ball--
美国两大职业棒球协会一样罕见
Lana.
拉娜
I assume that was a sports analogy meant to be cutting,
这个体育类比是有些讽刺
but we will take the mission, won't we, Sterling?
但这个任务我们接了对吧斯特林
Huh? Yeah. Oh, sorry.
是啊抱歉
It's just I'm worried, my entire life,
我只是担心我这辈子
I've been misusing the word "literally"!
我都用错了"真真的"这个词
And certainly overusing.
而且显然用得过多了
You're not worried? Why should I worry?
你不担心吗我为何要担心
Because I'm the one that ripped of Conway's hand?
因为是我把康威的手扯下来的吗
No. About Or that he'll doublecross us again?
不还是担心他会再次出♥卖♥♥♥我们呢
Which, a blowjob says he does.
我赌一次口♥交♥ 他会出♥卖♥♥♥我们
And mother and Slater and the CIA are idiots for trusting him,
老妈斯莱特和中情局会信他真是太傻了
but I'm talking about us flying
但我是说我们在同一架飞机上
on the same plane, Lana. What if it crashed?
拉娜万一这艘飞机坠毁了怎么办
Then I wouldn't have had to watch you pound 20 drinks
那我就不用看你狂喝20杯酒
and then try to talk the stewardess into a handjob.
还想说服那个女服务员帮你撸管了
Where are you getting 20 drinks?
你怎么就知道是20杯了
Uh, from ten doubles.
因为是10个两杯
"A", those were mini-bottles,
首先那些杯子都超级小
and two, I'm talking about A.J., Lana.
其次我是在说A.J.的事拉娜
Who's going to take care of her
要是我们俩都出事了
if something happens to both of us?
谁来照顾她呢
Well, me. Obviously.
显然是我
You think-- okay. Wow.
你认为好吧
You think, in the event of their deaths,
你认为如果他们都死了
that you would be A.J.'s legal guardian?
你就会是A.J.的合法监护人了吗
Who else would they possibly choose?
不然他们还能选谁
You've met yourself, right?
你了解你自己的吧
If it's anybody around here, it's me.
如果他们在我们中选肯定是我
Of course. The one who smokes next to the baby.
当然了选你在孩子旁边吸烟
Dukes!
见鬼
Ray!
雷
You know--
你知道吗
All right, Virginia Slim. You're--
够了维珍妮烟你真是
Nap time!
该午睡了
I have a meeting. Good-bye.
我还有会要开再见了
Look, don't worry about A.J., okay?
听着别担心A.J.好吗
Well, I think one of us should.
我们俩至少有一个该担心
No, I And I vote for mother and Woodhouse.
不我我推荐妈妈和伍德豪斯
To raise my child?
来照顾我的孩子吗
Our child, Lana. And yes. And--
是我们的孩子拉娜没错
Can we talk about this later?
我们能稍后再谈这个吗
Oh, we're definitely gonna talk about it later,
我们一会儿肯定要谈这个的
I can promise you that.
我向你保证
And-- can you promise
你能保证
that even though Conway--
就算康威
Literally Stabbed you in the back,
真真的捅了你背后一刀
that you won't do anything revenge-y and stupid
在他开门之后你也不会做
when he opens the door?
愚蠢的报复行为吗
Hmm. I want to say...
我想说
No! Revenge rampage!
不复仇行动开始
You mother--
你♥他♥妈♥的...
How do you still have two hands?
你怎么会还有两只手
You cyborg son of a bi--
你这个狗♥娘♥养♥的机器怪