西游ABC（2023）

so people might be talking about that today.
希望罗
I hope so.
再说，有些话题 在社群媒体上传播得比较快
Also, some things just move quicker through social media than others.
例如，尤达宝宝还很夯
For example, Baby Yoda's still trending.
他实至名归
As he should.
但竟然没人讨论 冯迪索的舞曲《感觉我认识你》
But nobody's talking about Vin Diesel's dance song "Feel Like I Do."
什么？
What?
看吧
Exactly.
好，希望我是冯迪索，而不是尤达宝宝
Okay. Well, I hope I'm frigging Vin Diesel and not Baby Yoda,
因为我想跟教练谈谈，请他让我…
'cause I'm gonna talk to the coach and try to get him to, like--
我想向他证明我有资格进足球队
I wanna prove to him that I deserve a spot on the team.
从谁开始？ -从我们开始
Who does it start with? - Just us!
我们想要什么？ -伸张正义
What do we want? -Justice!
从谁开始？ -从我们开始
Who does it start with? -Just us!
看来你是尤达宝宝
Yeah, you're Baby Yoda.
进，真高兴见到你
Jin, so glad to see you.
我们文化社一定会全力支持你
Please know that you have the full support of the Culture Club.
身为社长，我会确保在找出幕后黑手前 我们不会善罢甘休
As president, I can assure you we will not stop until we find out who did this.
你们没必要这样
Uh, no, that's not necessary.
我们想要什么？ -伸张正义
What do we want? - Justice!
从谁开始？ -从我们开始
Who does it start with? -Just us!
太扯了吧？
This is crazy, right?
美得很扯
Crazy beautiful.
我们想要什么？ -伸张正义
What do we want? -Justice!
从谁开始？ -从我们开始
Who does it start with? -Just us!
我们想要什么？ -伸张正义
What do we want? -Justice!
从谁开始？ -从我们开始
Who does it start with? -Just us!
我们想要什么？ -伸张正义
What do we want? -Justice!
从谁开始？ -从我们开始
Who does it start with? -Just us!
赛门
Psst. Yo, Simon.
早安，派翠克 -早
Oh, morning, Patrick. -Yeah.
为什么要用气音说话？
Why are we whispering?
我不知道，只是想找点乐子
I don't know, actually. Just-- Just having fun at work.
听着，老板在茶水间跟大家聊天
So, listen, uh, the boss is in the break room doing small talk.
我们应该过去
We should go.
我得工作
I have work to do.
拜托
Come on, man.
来啦，你说过你想多跟老板聊聊
Come on. You said you wanted more face time with him, right?
现在机会来了
Now's your chance.
再说，你要赶在白♥痴♥马屁精之前进去
Plus, you gotta get in there before Bozo McDingdong does.
好 -对
Okay. -Yeah.
谁是白♥痴♥马屁精？
Who's Bozo McDingdong?
没错
Oh, yeah.
老板，如果想知道怎么煎肉，找我就对了
I mean, hey, if you're talking meat, boss, I'm your guy.
好，你说说看
Okay, let's hear it.
三个字，后煎封
Two words. Reverse sear.
小火慢煎六分钟，最后开大火煎三分钟
Slow and low for six minutes, then blast it for three.
这样就行了 -天啊，也许我应该雇用你来煎肉
Bob's your uncle. -Wow. Maybe I should just hire you.
有人在看美足联盟球赛吗？
Anyone watching NFL football?
什么？
What?
我有看，赛门，我看了旧金山49人的比赛
I am, Simon. I saw the Niners game.
你的幻想是谁？
How's your fantasy?
《幻想球队》，那个游戏
Fantasy football. He's talking about fantasy football.
我现在是第一名，去年也赢过
I'm in first place. Won it last year too.
轻轻松松赢了一千两百元 -天啊，很厉害耶
Took home 12 hundo. No big deal. - Wow. That is a big deal.
我今年进了两个联盟
I'm actually in two leagues this year.
你也许能给我一点建议 我的四分卫这一季应该没办法踢了
Maybe you can give me some pointers. My QB might be out for this season.
好，别担心
Okay, don't even worry about that.
热门球员的表现不一定很优异
Popular players don't always perform.
嗨，进，能跟你谈一下吗？ -嗨，苏琪，好，怎么了？
Hey, Jin, can I have a word? - Hey, Suzy, uh, sure. What's up?
大家都很支持我们对那个影片的抗♥议♥
So, people are really rallying around this meme incident.
我们要发起运动
We're starting a movement.
我甚至能让校刊编辑报导这件事
I even have an in with the editor of the school paper.
你不就是校刊编辑吗？
Aren't you the editor of the school paper?
对，但我想透过正当管道接受采访
Yes, but I like to go through the proper channels.
我觉得我们真的很需要你的声明
I realized what we truly need is a statement from you.
听着，这对文化社来说很重要
Look, this is an important issue to the Culture Club.
但除非你带头，不然我们什么都做不了
But we can't do anything unless you lead the way.
抱歉，苏琪，我做不到
Uh, I'm sorry, Suzy, I can't.
嗨，苏琪
Hi, Suzy.
我是你的同学维辰
It's Wei-Chen from school.
嗨，进，最近好吗？
Hey, Jin. How have you been?
没什么
Not much.
上周末你有做什么事吗？ -有
Did you do anything this weekend? -Uh, yeah.
我爸本来要教我开车
Um-- Oh, my dad was gonna teach me how to drive,
但他很忙，所以没教我
but then he was busy, so he didn't.
其实没做什么事 我不知道为什么要回答有
So, no, actually. I'm not sure why I-I said yes.
为什么？
For what?
你之前邀我出去，我觉得有点过意不去
Well, you-- you sort of asked to hang out, and I felt kind of bad.
不…不，没关系
No! No, no. It's fine.
没关系，我没事
It's fine, and I'm fine,
我一点都不希望你觉得过意不去
and I-I don't want you to feel bad about anything ever.
但她真的很在意
She totally does, though.
对了，我们都觉得 上传那个影片的人很没品
By the way, we think whoever posted that meme is so messed up.
再说，防弹少年团是我全世界最爱的男团
Also, BTS is, like, my favorite band in the whole world.
露比，别说了 -干嘛？是真的啊
Ruby. Stop. - What? It's true.
谢谢，但真的没关系
Thank you. Um-- But, guys, it's fine.
我想大家很快就会遗忘这件事了
I think this whole thing's just gonna blow over any minute. Right?
各位，请注意
Attention, everyone.
文化社想要宣布一件事
Culture Club would like to make an announcement.
代表性
Representation.
“亚裔族群的代表性”
"Represent-Asian."
我不代表我的种族 但我要为自己的外貌辩护
I don't speak for my race. I speak for my face.
我并没要求生而为日本人 但请正视我的存在
I didn't ask to be Japanese, but look at me, please.
还有时间？该勇敢发声了
Time to spare? Time to speak!
沉默是共犯，让我心智衰弱
Silence is complicity, shaking my head weak!
现在我想请一位同学
Now, I'd like to bring up someone to make a comment
针对最近的网路攻击发表评论
about the recent online attack.
孙维辰
Wei-Chen Sun!
各位同学，我是维辰
Fellow students, I'm Wei-Chen.
今天我想向各位谈谈我的朋友王进
Today I want to speak to you about my friend, Jin Wang.
他很聪明，而且特别
He's a smart and a special boy.
他很幽默，还是体育健将
Also, he has good humor and athletic body for sports.
我和王进一样是华人
Like Jin, I am Chinese.
所以攻击他就是攻击我
So, an attack on him is an attack on me.
因此我要为他发声
That's why I fight for him.
该是时候讨回公道了
Now is the time for justice.
伸张正义从我们开始
And justice starts with just us.
从我们开始…从我们开始
Just us. Just us. Just us.
还有一件事
One more thing.
维辰不只来声援他的朋友
Not only is Wei-Chen defending his friend,
他还帮我们找出制♥作♥影片的幕后黑手
he has also helped us identify the perpetrator.
大家自己看吧 -天啊
See for yourselves. -Oh, God.
把影片停在第六秒
Pause the video at six seconds
然后拉近奖杯展示柜上的倒影
and zoom in on the reflection in the trophy case.
非常明显
It is clear as day.
是格雷华勒斯
It's Greg Wallace!
是格雷
It's Greg!
这是霸凌，这是攻击
This is bullying. It's an attack.
格雷必须承担后果
Greg must answer for this.
从我们开始…从我们开始
Just us. Just us. Just us. Just us.
赛门
Simon!
赛门
Simon!
约翰，嗨
John, hi.
我通常会把车停在那里
Uh, I normally park over there.
你常常这样吗？
This something you do often?
我午休时通常也会工作
Uh, I n-- usually work through lunch,
但今天我得做点别的事
but today I have to do something.
把邦乔飞的音乐开到最大声吗？
Listening to Bon Jovi at full blast?
对
Yeah.
来，我给你看个东西