西游ABC（2023）

I don't need to see them. I can smell them.
开什么玩笑，你知道我是谁吗？
Okay, I get it. You're a joker. But do you know who I am?
我是赤脚猴神
I'm the God of Bare Feet!
猴神也是猴，走开
You're still a monkey.
下一位
Next!
悟空，你别生气 他们不让我们进，我们就走吧
Wukong, don't make a fuss.
不走，我就从他那来的
No! He can't treat us like that.
今天的桃子我要吃…
We're going in there.
我们就回去吃吧
Let's just go!
让开 -尊敬的道济禅师
Move! -Magnificent Ji Gong!
天宫禁止自带酒水
I'm so sorry, but you can't bring that in.
你说什么？
What?
真不好意思，规矩就是规矩
I'm so sorry, sir.
那家伙是谁？ -那是济公
Who's this guy? -Ji Gong. A high-ranking official.
听说他可能是下一个一品大圣
Probably the next Great Sage.
我就在这里喝完它，好吗？
I'll just finish it here. Eh?
好
That'd be great!
我有办法
I have an idea.
悟空，你干嘛？
What are you doing?
没喝完啊
It's still full.
怎么可能？我明明喝完了
What? No, it's not. I just finished it.
真是莫名其妙
Huh. That's strange.
好，那我就再喝吧
Oh, well. Bottoms up!
那我就再喝吧
More!
这家伙真能喝
This guy can really drink.
但好像又满了
Weird. It feels full again.
那我就继续喝吧
Oh, well. Bottoms up!
禅师，你还好吗？ -跟我来
Sir? Are you okay? - Follow me!
真厉害
Wow. Look at this!
天宫的神仙就是这样玩
The Gods sure know how to party.
我等不及见见天宫神仙的风采了
I'm excited to meet everyone.
那可不一定，没准是我们最出彩
They should be excited to meet you.
你想太多了，我只是一个无名小卒
I don't know about that. I'm not very important.
你说他可能是下一个一品大圣，对吧？
You said he was the next Great Sage, right?
对啊
Yeah, why?
但是门神把他赶走了，没错吧？
Well, he got kicked out, right?
没错啊
Yeah.
你就知道吃
No! How can you not see it?
我是说，下一个一品大圣可能是谁？
It means the position is open!
这我没必要担心 天宫里有大把的候选人，像嫦娥、哪吒…
There are plenty of other Gods up for it.
还有牛魔王啊
And Bull Demon!
魔王，这是天赐良机 让他们看看你的真本事
This is your chance to show them who you are!
别…别，我能在天宫里面工作已经是
No, no, no. I'm just happy to be here.
心满意足了
Award Winners Only
有点抱负好不好
Nonsense!
我们现在该做的是去找那个叫敖广的老弟 跟他好好谈谈
Let's find Ao Guang and tell him your great ideas.
牛魔王，来
Listen to me.
好朋友之间不要想说谎
I'm going to be honest.
我是真的看好你
I believe in you.
我相信你，你自己也得相信自己 这是个好机会
But it doesn't matter unless you believe in yourself.
你一定得去拜访小敖弟弟
So let's go find this fish cake!
跟我来
Come.
欢迎大家来参加盛大无比的蟠桃会
Welcome to the Sublime Banquet!
第一奖的是“最佳恐怖神奖” 得奖的是僵尸
The first award of the night is "Most Feared God"!
你说我这次可以讲话的
You said I could talk this time!
先不要讲
You can. Just not now.
这是我的天宫
This is my palace!
你好
Hmm? -Hello.
你好面熟
Excuse me. Don't I know you?
让我猜猜
Aren't you
你是仙女落花承悦，对吧？
Beautiful Face of Incomprehensible Perfection?
猜错了，我是玉面公主
No. I'm Princess Jade Face.
瞧我这记性，该死，该死
Ah. Yes, of course!
没事啦，这是我的朋友，铁扇公主
This is my friend. Princess Iron Fan.
你好
Nice to meet you.
姐姐，你们知道龙王在哪吗？
Any chance you ladies know where The Dragon King is?
我们有重要的事要跟他说
We need to talk to him.
重要的事？ -是的
Is that so? -Yes.
下一位一品大圣就是我这位好朋友
My buddy here is going to be the next Great Sage.
别听他开玩笑
No, no. He's kidding.
你好厉害啊
Wow! Cool!
别不好意思，你跟她们说说你
Hey, why don't you tell them about your idea?
西游取经的那个想法
For a journey to the West!
人家没有心思听我唠叨
They don't want to hear about that.
是你不想讲吧
I guess you don't want to talk to us.
好吧，再见
Okay. Bye.
对不起，这不是我的意思
Wait!
我是说超渡和启蒙这些事，听起来没意思
Are you interested in enlightenment?
有没有意思，应该我说了算吧
Hmm. Maybe. Let's find out.
好吧，是这样，在西天有一个国家叫印度
Well, rumor has it, in India,
听说他们那边有许多佛学真经
there are many Sutras.
要打开这些真经，我们需要先找到金箍棒
To unlock them, you need the Iron Staff.
真经是写在卷轴上，对吧？
And these Sutras are written on Scrolls?
对，可是不是完全对 真经的智慧是无处不在的
Yes. But their wisdom can be infused in anything!
可以在卷轴上，也可以在云彩上 甚至是石头，或者是螃蟹
A Scroll, a cloud, a rock. Even a crab.
那太神奇了
That's very interesting.
我也有同感
I think so too.
我兄弟厉害吧
Told you my boy was smart.
我还要感谢各位神仙
Thank you to all the Gods who voted!
每年我都说了
But like I say every year,
下次就把这个奖给别人吧
please stop giving me this award.
谢谢
I'm begging you.
那是不是你们要找的龙王？
Wait, is that The Dragon King?
你怎么没告诉我，他还是个帅哥
You didn't tell me he was so handsome!
喂，时机到了
It's go time!
铁扇公主还没把她的…
Wait, she was just telling me--
快点，走了
No time for that.
来啊，快
Hurry up!
禁止进入
Private area.
你这人啊，不是能力问题 是态度问题，你知道吗？
Get your head in the game! That was our chance!
牛魔王，我愿意助你一臂之力
Bull Demon. Maybe I can help.
谢谢铁扇公主 -不用谢
Thank you. - No problem.
走吧，走吧
Let's go!
别忘了谁给你开门就行了
Just don't forget who helped you!
这是什么啊？
Hmm? What is this?
你有一点礼貌好不好
You're so rude!
这么好的女孩子，你要让她把故事讲完
You should've let her finish.
你想多了，把注意力放在小鲤鱼身上
And you should focus on finding this fish.
快点，快点啊，我要干♥死♥了
Hurry up! I need water right now!
小鲤鱼
I hear a fish.
轻一点，轻一点，小心一点，疼死了
Be gentle! It hurts!
慢点，慢点
Slowly, slowly.
你看你
Let me see your nails.
你有擦指甲
Why so sharp?
是不是故意要弄疼我啊？
I'm starting to think you do it on purpose.
在下不敢，敖广 -敖广？
I wouldn't dare, Master Ao Guang. -Ao Guang?
有点礼貌好不好？你忘了我是谁啊
How dare you call me by my name? In case it's not obvious, I'm a dragon.
当然不敢忘，您是龙王爷嘛
Of course. It's very obvious.
这个鱼腥味谁不知道
We can tell by your breath.
你说什么？
What's that?
没说什么
Nothing.
“没说什么”
"Nothing."
还不快点去装水？
Why am I not being moistened yet?
等着我变成饼干吗？
I'm turning into a wafer over here!
马上，马上，我们这就给您去拿水
Right away, sir.
快去
Hurry up!
没用
Useless.
喂，悟空
What are you doing?
快点把他叫醒，别耽误我们的事
Let's wake him up. We've got business to take care of.
我觉得不行，他工作这么忙，还身担重任
He's probably tired from all his important duties.
“身担重任”？我才不相信呢