西游ABC（2023）

西游ABC
第 1 季 第 2 集
（我们反对仇恨） （伸张正义）
你落地的动作
Your landing…
还需要练习
…needs work.
没有
Uh… no.
一整船的披萨吗？ -不，是…
A boat of pizza? -No, it's…
说到这个…
Um, actually, speaking of which…
其实呢
Actually, um…
对，我是没有进足球队，但是…
No, no. I did not make it on to the team, but…
我要告诉他，我不会惹是生非…
Tell him I'm not gonna be a distraction…
对喔，那…
Oh, right. It's…
就是这样，大家一开始喜欢挖角四分卫…
That's the thing. People like scooping up the QBs in the beginning…
我的声明？
Uh… A statement from me?
嗨，很好，有什么新鲜事吗？
Hey, I… Good. What's up?
我…我想跟你道歉
Well, I, um… I just wanted to apologize.
也许是因为我们的对话让你分了心…
Like maybe our conversation distracted you and…
从我们开始…从我们开始
Just us. Just us. Just us…
对…但大局已定，对吧？
Oh, yeah, uh… You know, it is what it is, right?
对了… -怎么了？
Oh, hey, by the way, um… -What's up?
说到远大的梦想…
Speaking of dreaming big…
对，我只是…
Yeah, I just…
我以为今年会不一样
…just thought this year was gonna be different.
话说…
So, uh…
我知道很多人觉得影片很冒犯人
I know a lot of people felt like it was offensive, so…
他想变成冯迪索的舞曲 -我其实不太介意…
Trying to be Vin Diesel's dance track. -It didn't really bother me at all…
该做何感想
…how to feel.
我真心觉得他不是有意要冒犯别人
and-- and I honestly don't believe he was trying to offend anybody, so…
继续喝蛋白饮或其他的…
Um, go back to your protein shakes or whatever you kids…
我的老板约翰…
I found out my boss, John…
我跟他工作这么多年
All these years…
但是…
But…
很多人没办法为自己发声
…there are a lot of people out there who don't have a voice,
这是我的个人风格
That's my style.
来，跟我走一走
Come. Walk with me.
练习你的英文
Practice your English.
我们为什么在这里？
W-Why are we here?
我想知道你到底想做什么
I want to know exactly what it is you're up to.
我想寻找东西
I'm on a quest
藉此阻止牛魔王意图颠覆玉皇大帝的计划
to try and stop Niu Mowang and his uprising against the Jade Emperor.
然后你就自然而然? 来到了地球上的高中？
And naturally, this quest led you to a high school on Earth?
我知道听起来很扯，但我做了一个梦
I know it seems crazy, but I had a dream.
有一只白鹤告诉我 会有人带领我找到第四卷卷轴
A crane appeared and told me a guide will help me find the Fourth Scroll.
我只需冒险一搏
All I have to do is take a leap of faith.
你说这是白鹤告诉你的？
You said you heard it from a crane?
对 -就像《芝麻街》的大鸟吗？
Yes. -As in, uh, Big Bird?
满大只的
Pretty big.
这只白鹤也叫你偷走 你♥爸♥的如意金箍棒吗？
And did this crane also tell you to steal jīn gū bàng, your father's staff?
那是我自己的主意
That was my idea.
我需要用来解开卷轴
I need it to unlock the scroll.
你有好好保管吗？
Are you keeping it safe?
有
Yeah.
这件事容不得你开玩笑
This is not to be taken lightly.
我们仍不知道它真正的力量 黑暗势力也在寻找它
The limit of its powers are unknown and dark forces will be looking for it.
相信我
Trust me.
再说，找个更好的藏匿地点吧
Mmm. Also, find a better hiding place.
为什么你和你♥爸♥老爱把东西♥藏♥在耳朵里？
Why is it you and your father always insist on hiding things in your ears?
观音菩萨 你认为我追寻我的梦是错的吗？
Guanyin-púsà, do you think I'm making a mistake pursuing my dream?
你觉得呢？
Do you?
我不这么认为
No. I don't.
那我就会支持你
Then I support you.
但我要你知道，过程会很辛苦且危险
But I want you to know it will be difficult and dangerous.
跟我说说这个
Tell me more about this guide
会带领你找到第四卷卷轴的人
who will successfully lead you to the Fourth Scroll.
他叫王进
His name is Wáng Jìn.
但他还不知道他能指引我
But he doesn't know he's my guide yet.
那你怎么知道就是他？
And how do you know he's your guide?
只是一种感觉
Just a feeling.
那你就要想办法赢得他的信任
Then you will have to find ways to gain his trust.
凡人不太可能跟着猴子去寻找卷轴
Not many mortals will follow a monkey on a quest.
我该怎么得到他的信任？
How do I gain his trust?
跟他做朋友
Try becoming his friend.
别忘了，你世界的命运岌岌可危
And remember, the fate of your world hangs in the balance.
观音菩萨
Guanyin-púsà. -Hmm?
我准备好回去了
I'm ready to go back.
回去？
Go back?
我们从没离开过
We never left.
我只是想确定你真的想这么做
I just needed to make sure this is what you really wanted.
现在是什么情况？
What is this?
欢迎来到你的新家
Welcome to your new home.
好耶
Yay.
抱歉，今天其实是披萨船日
Oh, uh, sorry, it's pizza boat day today actually.
其实我也不知道为什么要取这种名字 基本上就是披萨
Actually, I'm not sure why they call it that, 'cause it is just pizza.
好，去吧，去吃你的披萨船
Okay. Go. Eat your boat.
但明天要吃我做的午餐喔
But tomorrow you eat my food, huh?
谢谢，妈
Thanks, Mom.
早安，爸 -早安
Morning, Dad. -Morning.
进，也许你应该再去足球队征选一次
Jin, about your soccer, maybe you should try out again.
看看他们愿不愿意再给你机会 -这样应该行不通，妈
See if they will give you another chance. -That's not really how it works, Mom.
你至少可以问问看，而不是默默接受结果
Well, you could at least say something instead of just accept the decision.
去跟老板谈谈 -教练
Go talk to the boss. -Coach.
对，我是指教练
Yeah, I meant coach.
如果不开口，什么都不会改变
If you don't speak up, nothing's ever gonna change.
嗨，维辰
Hey, Wei-Chen.
嗨，进 -还好吗？
Hi, Jin. - How are things?
很好，我还在熟悉我的新住处
Yeah, good, just getting used to my new apartment.
老实说，我找到了 我跟你说过的虎莲漫画书
Actually, I just found all those Kugo Ren comics I told you about.
不会吧，太好了
No way, that's awesome.
这真的是很棒的礼物，但是
this is a really nice gift, but I just,
我知道这是你♥爸♥的东西，我收下会很怪
I feel kind of weird taking it 'cause I know it's from your dad.
进，你是我的新朋友，我希望你能收下
Jin, you're my new friend. I want you to have it.
你下课后应该来我家，我拿漫画书给你看
You should come over after school. I can show you all the comics.
我现在真的没时间看漫画之类的
I don't really have much time for comics and stuff right now.
我需要专心做其他事
It's just, I got a lot of other stuff I gotta focus on.
好
Oh, okay.
再说，我上周过得不太顺
Plus, you know, last week was kind of rough.
我得想办法弥补过错
I just gotta make things right.
但我们还是能约出去玩
But we should definitely hang.
真的很谢谢你，那个东西很酷
Thanks again and that thing's, like, really cool
里面还有秘密夹层之类的
with the secret compartment and everything.
回头见 -再见
Catch you later. -Bye.
嗨
Hey.
那是新的《沼泽异形》吗？
Is that the, uh, new Swamp Thing?
我也看了
I read it too.
我不太喜欢他的角色设计
It's-- I wasn't, like, a super huge fan of the character design.
开什么玩笑？
You're kidding, right?
DC漫画把这部作品交给迈克柏金斯之前
Before DC handed over the reins to Mike Perkins,
《沼泽异形》看起来就像 发型很乱的《鬼灵精》
Swamp Thing looked like the Grinch with a bad comb-over.
我就知道这样会惹你生气 -好喔，去死啦
Yeah, I knew that would get you. -Okay, screw you, dude.
我真的很抱歉
Okay, um, I'm really sorry.
没有成功进足球队喔？
Didn't make it on to the team, huh?
去死啦，你很过分
Screw you. Ow.
我很怀念跟你一起玩
I-I just miss hanging out with you, dude.
和你讨论漫画，还有你老是爱吐槽我
I miss talking comics, having you disagree with all my opinions.
你什么都讲错，不吐槽也难
Well, it's easy when you're wrong about everything.
经过上周的事后，你还好吗？
How you holding up after last week?
还可以
I'm fine.
我想大家应该会渐渐忘记这件事吧？
I feel like people are gonna, like, get over this thing eventually, right?
这取决于一些条件
It depends on a couple of factors.
例如什么？
So, like what?
听说周末奥西多谷中学 在其中一条走廊搞破坏
Apparently, Osito Valley vandalized one of the hallways over the weekend,
大家今天也许会讨论