教师情事（2020）

I'm just so mad at you.
你能走吗 请你离开
Can you go, please? Can you go?
你好 我们要五杯毛脐鸡尾酒 谢谢
Hi. Five fuzzy navels, please.
麻烦做两倍量 就是十杯
Make that a double order, please.
-对 -太棒了
‐ Yes! ‐ Oh, perfect!
你能帮我们拍张合照吗
Oh, could you take a picture for us?
我们在记录
We're, uh, we're documenting.
-谢谢 姐♥妹♥们♥ -好吧
‐ Thank you! Guys. ‐ Okay.
准备好了吗 一 二
Okay, ready? One, two, and...
大家一起说毛脐
everyone say "fuzzy navel."
毛脐
Fuzzy navel!
好了
All right.
谢谢
Thank you.
我们欠你一杯酒
Oh, we owe you a shot.
不了 没关系
Oh, no, that's cool.
再来一杯毛脐
One more fuzzy navel!
不用了 谢谢
Uh...no, I‐I'm good, though. Thank you.
你情愿一个人像傻子一样孤零零坐在吧台
You're good with sitting at the bar by yourself like a weirdo
而不是和五个性感女郎喝酒吗
and not drinking with five hot women?
那比起毛脐 我更想要一杯威士忌
I guess I'd rather have a whisky than a fuzzy navel.
纯威士忌给这位帅哥
Straight whisky for this guy.
谢谢
Oh, thank you.
等等 你叫什么来着
Oh, wait, what's‐‐ what's your name again?
埃里克
Eric.
-敬埃里克 -敬埃里克
‐ To Eric! ‐ To Eric.
干杯
Cheers!
为什么我给他发了挑逗信息后他就回了个"酷"
Why would he write "cool" after I sext him?
难道不该至少回复个"非常酷"吗
Shouldn't I at least get a "very cool"?
我们都上♥床♥好几个月了
We've been sleeping together for months.
他是想回到不明不白的暧昧地带吗
Is he trying to backslide into a vague place?
或许他只是认为你想做的事很酷
Maybe he just thinks what you wanna do is cool.
-我也是这么说的 -随便吧
‐ This is what I said. ‐ Whatever.
你不懂在洛杉矶谈恋爱是什么样
You don't understand what it's like to date in LA.
电视剧《胜利之光》中角色
塔米与足球教练泰勒是一对幸福的夫妻
你和亚当就像塔米和泰勒教练那么甜蜜
You and Adam are like Tami and Coach Taylor happy.
-令人作呕 -天呐 我好爱康妮·布里顿
- It's disgusting. - Oh, my God, I love Connie Britton.
她的头发真漂亮
Her hair is so pretty.
-真漂亮 -真漂亮
- So pretty? - So pretty.
那你呢 你在谈恋爱吗
So what about you? Are you in a relationship?
不不 我其实没有
Uh, no, no, I'm not really...
现在没有想谈恋爱
not really lookin' for that right now.
不想谈的时候爱情就会不期而遇
When you're not looking is when you find it.
我们美丽的克洛伊是单身噢
Our, uh, gorgeous friend Chloe is single.
还是个持证瑜伽老师
And she's a certified yoga teacher.
真的吗 太厉害了
Oh, yeah? That's...impressive.
不会吧 他们竟然放了这首歌♥
No! They are not playing that song right now.
不会吧不会吧
No, they are not!
真高兴你发信息了 我...
So happy you texted, I‐‐
我还怕不能再见到你了
I was afraid that I wasn't gonna see you again.
好吧
Okay.
你想要喝点什么吗 来瓶啤酒
Can I get you a drink or anything...beer?
我只想让你现在操♥我♥
I just want you to fuck me right now.
能做到吗
Can you do that?
能
I can.
那就好
Good.
你还没有硬
Oh, you're not hard yet.
你见到我不开心吗
You're not happy to see me?
我这个下流骚货
The dirty slut that I am.
我就是 对吧
That's what I am, right?
下流骚货
Dirty slut.
对 你让我作呕
Yeah, you make me fucking sick.
-打我 -什么
‐ Hit me. - What?
打我
Hit me.
妈的 再重点
Oh, fuck. Harder.
-再重点 -对
‐ Harder? ‐ Yeah.
是吗
Yeah?
打我脸
Hit me here.
-什么 -打我脸
- What? ‐ Hit me here.
-真的吗 -对
‐ Yeah? ‐ Yeah.
来吧
Come on.
快点 用点力打我 再重点
Oh, come on. Fuckin' really hit me. Harder.
再重点
Harder.
我是认真的
Seriously.
把我当成下流骚货狠狠打我
Hit me like the dirty slut that I am.
我觉得我再用力
I don't think I can hit you any harder
-你就要受伤了 -赶紧的
- without hurting you. ‐ Just fucking do it.
快点
Come on.
你还好吗
Are you okay?
我的天 我很...
Oh, my God, I'm so‐‐
你停手干嘛 继续
Why'd you stop? Come on.
不不不 我下不了手
No, no, no, I'm‐‐ I'm not‐‐
很爽啊 你别停 继续打
That was great. Come on, keep doing it.
你♥他♥妈♥都流血了
You're fucking bleeding.
我没事
I'm fine.
我做不到 真的很抱歉
I‐I don't think I can do this. I'm really sorry.
-对不起 我... -闭嘴吧
- I'm sorry, I‐‐ ‐ Oh, shut up.
我不是故意的...
I didn't mean to‐‐
-你还好吗 -嗯
- Are you okay? ‐ Yeah.
我说真的 你没事吧
No, like actually, are you okay?
操
Fuck.
到你了
You're up.
好吧 但我只买♥♥龙舌兰酒
Okay, but I'm just getting straight tequila.
-我喝不了毛... -好吧 就龙舌兰
- I cannot deal with the fuzzy‐‐ ‐ Yep, tequila, great.
能给我来五杯龙舌兰吗
Can I have five shots of tequila, please?
你要喝一杯吗
You want one?
不了 谢谢 我喝好了
No, thank you. I'm good.
他们...
They actually, uh...
他们这酒吧真能给你上酒吗
they actually serve you here?
-什么意思 -别装了
‐ What do you mean? ‐ Come on.
你肯定没到21岁 你最多就20岁的样子
You're not 21. I mean, maybe 20, but that's pushing it.
别暴露我的老底
Don't blow my cover.
好吧
Okay.
我会替你保密
Your secret's safe with me.
好了
Okay.
帮我拿过去吧
Help me bring these over?
嗯 好
Yeah, yeah.
什么情况
What?
听着 她们不可能就这样抛下你的
I mean, look, they couldn't have just left you.
还真有可能
Yeah, they could have.
-我去 -她们也这么做了
- Shit. ‐ And they did.
我简直不敢相信
I can't fucking believe this.
太坏了吧
That's messed up.
是啊
No shit.
不管了
Fuck it.
嗯
Yeah.
不管了
Fuck it.
来和我跳舞
Come dance with me.
来嘛
Come on.
你朋友把一个人丢在这里
Your friends left you here.
去她们的
Fuck them.
来吧 有我在
Come on, I'm here.
跳一曲吗
Dance?
来嘛
Come on.
你的好朋友们都有点...
So your friends, uh, are a little...
咄咄逼人
Aggressive.
毕竟我是单身女性
Yeah, I'm a single woman, so...
当然就意味着我非常渴望有男人爱
of course that means I'm desperate for a guy.
也是
Right.
天啊
Oh, God.
她们在撮合我们的样子 真是...
Saw them pushing you on me. It was...
太明显了