教师情事（2020）

我现在也抽大♥麻♥了
I'm a stoner now.
任务达成
Mission accomplished.
-再给我来次副驾享受 -好 过来
- Give me another shotgun. - All right, come here.
我很好奇
I'm just wondering...
你高中时候什么样
What were you like in high school?
特别无聊
So boring.
-什么 -没错
- What? - Yeah.
你是说你当时没谈过男朋友什么的
So you're telling me that you didn't have any boyfriends or anything.
没有 我大四认识的马特
No, I was a virgin until I met Matt
我的第一次给了他
in, uh, senior year of college.
搞什么
What the fuck?
-不会吧 -是啊 真难为情
- No shit. - I know, it's so embarrassing.
-确实 -确实 能把薯片递给我吗
- Yeah. - Yeah. Can you pass me those?
好 没问题 给你
Yeah, yeah. Here.
其实...
Yeah, so...
那是自我强加的
it was self-imposed.
我想给自己定些规矩
Like, I just wanted rules.
我需要规矩来约束自己
I needed rules.
不喝酒 不恋爱
So no drinking, no boys.
我那时候甚至连啤酒都不喝
Like, I wouldn't even have a-a beer.
简直正经过头了
I was such a prude.
那你跟艾莉森在一起了多长时间
Okay, how long were you and Alison together?
-我的天 -怎么 告诉我嘛
- Oh, my God. - What? Tell me.
我...大概
I-- like, um...
六个月
six months.
好吧
Oh, so, okay.
那你们还挺认真的嘛
That's, like, serious, then.
你们有说"我爱你"吗
Did you guys say "I love you"?
-我不知道 -什么 你们说了
- I don't know. - What? You did!
-没有 -我的天啊
- No. - Oh, my gosh.
我那时才十六岁
I was 16, you know?
什么都不懂
What did I know?
得州大学的女生肯定会爱死你的
Oh, the girls at UT are gonna be all over you.
真的
They are.
你以后的日子还很长
You have your whole life ahead of you.
你会享受到很多乐趣
You're gonna have so much fun.
一定的 你肯定会
You are, and you're gonna, like...
和很多人做很多次爱
have so much sex with so many people.
想去镇上吗
Hey, you want to go into town?
我们可以去酒吧之类的
We can go to a bar or something.
我没有身份证
I don't have an ID.
是的
Oh, right, no.
那我们就待在这吧
No, yeah, let's just stay here.
好吗
Kay?
我再去拿一瓶
I'm gonna get another.
好
Okay.
生日快乐
你还好吗
You okay?
嗯
Yeah.
嗯 我挺好的
Yeah, I'm fine.
怎么了 你别和我冷战啊
Come on, why are you giving me the silent treatment?
-这是我们的最后一夜了 -没错
- It's our last night together. - Exactly.
我们在一起的最后一夜
It's our last night together.
明天你就要回到他身边
And tomorrow, you're gonna go back to him,
我们也不会再像现在这样了
and this will have never happened.
对
Yeah.
我是说...
I mean...
这不是真实的
This isn't real.
当然是真实的
Of course it is.
所以你才说些什么等我上了大学
Is that why you're talking about who I'm gonna fuck
我会跟谁做♥爱♥吗
when I get to college?
我们这算什么
Like, what is this to you?
寂寞人♥妻♥的风流韵事吗
Is this just some bored housewife shit?
你知道不是这样的
You know that's not true.
等你上大学就不会想要我了
You're not gonna want me when you go to college.
你会受够我
You're gonna be done with me.
操 我冒着失去一切的风险和你在一起
Fuck, I'm risking my entire life to be with you!
我也想和你就待在这里 但是
I wish I could just stay here with you, but I--
我不能
I can't,
我觉得自己是个大坏蛋
and I fucking feel like a terrible person.
别
No.
对不起
I'm sorry.
对不起
I'm sorry.
对不起 别哭了 别哭了
I'm sorry. Please stop. Stop. Stop.
对不起
I'm sorry.
对不起
I'm sorry.
我爱你
I love you.
我爱你
I love you.
很爱很爱
So much.
我爱你
I love you.
再说一遍
Say it again.
我爱你
I love you.
-是寿星呢 -是啊
- It's the birthday boy. - Yeah.
戴文很难过 你生日那天他没见到你
Devon was sad he missed you on your birthday.
他更难过的应该是没吃上生日蛋糕 所以我让步了
I think he was sadder about missing some birthday cake, so I caved.
我让他们每人吃了一块
I let them each have a piece.
我本来希望你能早点回家
I was hoping you might get home a little earlier.
我很抱歉
Sorry about that.
没关系 你和朋友们玩得很开心
It's fine, you were having fun with your friends.
我们明晚再一起庆祝 好吗
We'll do something tomorrow night, okay?
好了 我得去上班了
All right, I gotta go to work.
今晚本来由你照看弟弟们
Um, you were supposed to be home with the boys tonight,
但我想让你休息一晚 所以叫他们去邻居家了
but I wanted you to have the night off, so I sent them next door.
谢谢
Thanks.
生日快乐
Happy birthday.
回头见
See you later.
你好
Hello?
靠 你真香
Shit, you smell good.
谢谢夸奖 我洗了澡
Oh, thanks, I showered.
真会自夸
Way to brag.
-你等点酒等了多久 -好久了
- How long have you been waiting for a drink? - Forever.
表演会有多难看
So how bad is this gonna be?
你可能会知道几首歌♥ 他们是翻唱乐队
You might know some songs. They're a cover band.
他们会唱尼尔·扬 Talking Heads和Wilco乐队的歌♥
They do, like, Neil Young, Talking Heads, Wilco.
饶了我吧
Oh, boy.
-不 那听起来很棒 -谢谢你来捧场
- No, it's-- that sounds pretty good. - Thanks for coming.
不好意思
Excuse me?
她已经直视我五次了 也不过来
She's looked me in the face, like, five times.
我也一样
Yeah, me too.
-滚她丫的 -搞什么
- Fuck it. - What the...
-凯瑟琳 -快点 婊♥子♥
- Kathryn! - Hurry up, bitch!
你这是在干什么
What're you doing?
天啊
Oh, my God.
好吧
Okay.
你太酷了
You are amazing.
连我都佩服我自己
I'm even impressed with myself right now.
给我
Gimme.
真爽
Oh, it's good.
你周末过得怎么样
Oh, so how was your weekend?
你要是带上青柠之类的就好了
I wish you'd brought limes or something.
-我慌了嘛 -我的周末很棒
- I panicked. - Uh, it was great.
是吗 你做了什么
Yeah, what did you do?
我和一些以前的同事去了达拉斯参加会议
I went to a conference in Dallas with some of my old colleagues.
对 有些很有意思的主题
Um...yeah, there were some really interesting keynotes.
这就是你能编出的最好借口吗
Is that the best you can do?
拜托 这也许能骗倒马特 但可骗不了我
Come on, that might fool Matt, but doesn't fool me.
什么
Wha...
你最近容光焕发 克莱尔
You've been glowing recently, Claire,
你肯定没怀孕
and you sure as shit aren't pregnant
因为你在猛灌这瓶龙舌兰
since you've been chugging this tequila,
所以我几乎肯定你有婚外情