谋杀疑云

Like, eye to eye, really connect.
跟我说说你最喜欢的乐队吧
Tell me about your favorite band.
我要去赌场 或许那儿能有搞头
I'm going to the casino. Maybe I'll get lucky there.
听我说 请不要把这件事告诉任何人
Look, look, look! Please don't tell anybody about this
我在床上的名声可是一直很好的呢
'cause I've got some mad sex cred in these parts, yeah.
我的朋友都懂我
My people know me.
我给你买♥♥顶帽子吧
I'll buy you a hat!
真是不敢相信刚刚发生了什么
I can't believe this just happened.
好了好了
Okay, okay.
我们得冷静下来
All right. We gotta calm down.
-今天真的太奇怪了 对吗 -对
- This has been a really weird day, huh? - Yeah.
好了 离开这里吧
Okay. Let's just get out of this place.
当然 不过拜托找个有啤酒的地方
Absolutely. Someplace with beer though, please.
"我给你买♥♥顶帽子吧"
"I'll go buy you a hat."
谢尔盖想告诉我们是上校干的
Sergei was trying to tell us the Colonel did it,
但接着他就被人开枪打中了
but then he gets shot.
上校不可能开枪打他
There's no way the Colonel shot him
因为上校刚沉醉在用牙线剔牙当中
'cause the Colonel was having a floss party.
你看到他用牙线用得有多凶吗
Did you see how crazy he was going with the teeth flossing?
-看到了 -他在里面吃自助餐吗
- I did. - What did he have in there? A buffet?
我的天啊
Um... Oh, my gosh.
-他在说啥 -我也不知道
- What's he saying? - I don't know.
你不是在高中学过法语吗
Well, you took French in high school, didn't you?
我不记得了 你高中学过什么
I don't remember high school! What did you take in high school?
拉丁语
Latin.
你真棒 拉丁语这么奇葩谁会学
Oh, great. Who takes freakin' Latin?
-我们拉丁语老师特火♥辣♥ -闭嘴
- People who have a hot Latin teacher. - Shh!
好吧 是那啥 那啥
Okay, so something, something...
是关于蛋糕 关于什么糖霜
Something cake. Something's frosted.
行了 你没用了 别说了
Okay. You're fired. You're fired.
-我告诉过你 -抱歉 先生
- Okay, I told you... -Excuse me, sir.
能请您帮我们翻译一下吗 拜托了
Could you translate that for us, please? S'il vous plaît?
电视上说
Uh, the TV says that, uh...
你因为谋杀
you are the most wanted... for...
被通缉
for meurtre.
不不不 我们
No, no, no. Okay, no, no. We...
这完全是一场误会 明白吗
This is a complete misunderstanding, okay?
我们只是在附近
We were just around...
我们碰巧看到很多人死了
We saw... ...a lot of people that happened to die,
但我们绝对没有杀过人
but we didn't murt.
警♥察♥只要看到你就会逮捕你
You are to be arrested at first sight.
-我们吗 -那接下来我们这样
- Us? - So, here's what we do.
你说什么呢 你在干嘛
What are you talking about? What are you doing?
他们现在还跟踪不到我们的SIM卡
They can't track our SIM card now.
对啊 那就把SIM卡拔♥出♥来♥啊
Yeah, then pull the SIM card out.
你不用把我们的手♥机♥扔到啤酒里啊
You don't just submerge our phones into a bucket of beer.
现在他说女士你是美发师
Now... Now he's saying that madame is hairdresser,
而你是 一位警官
you are, uh... police officer?
不 他是个警探
No, he's... he's a detective.
他不是
Ah. No, he's not.
-他就是 -我就是
- Yes, he is. - Yes, I am! Yes, I am!
不不不 他说你已经
No, no, no. He says that you have, uh,
承认了撒谎说自己是个警探
confessed to lying about that you are detective.
什么 不 他在胡编乱造
What? No. Now he's making stuff up.
电视上说你的警探考试不及格了很多次
TV says you have failed your detective exam many, many times.
好了 不用翻译了 这并不
All right! Enough translato. That's not...
你只是在随口乱说罢了 兄弟
You're just improvising, pal,
而且还越说越奇怪
and it's getting weird.
什么 他在说什么
What... What is he talking about?
我将用英语重述这条消息
I will repeat this message in English.
尼克·斯皮茨他
Nick Spitz...
有很多身份
is many things,
但并不是一个警探
but not a detective.
行 我听到了
Well, I heard that.
我将用西班牙语重述这条消息
I will repeat this message in Spanish.
你骗了我吗
Did you lie to me?
我没有 我没有撒谎
I didn't... I didn't lie.
-这人他 这人 -天 算了算了
- The guy... The guy was... - Oh, God. No, no, no.
别走 亲爱的 亲爱的
No. Hun, hun, hun.
整件事只是 只是非常复杂
This whole thing's just... just very complicated.
复杂 行吧 我以为人心都很单纯
Complicated, yeah. I thought people were simple.
奥黛丽 拜托了
Audrey, please.
什么 那加薪也是骗我的吗
What? Did you lie about getting that raise, too?
这次旅行的钱我们怎么出得起
How are we affording this trip?
你搞得我觉得必须带你来过这次蜜月
You made me feel like I had to take you on this honeymoon.
你跟我说你早就预订好了这次蜜月
You told me you already booked this honeymoon.
你送我这个当作是结婚周年纪念的礼物
You gave this to me. This was my anniversary gift.
-好了 -这你也撒谎了吗
- Okay. - You lied about that, too?
我们之后再谈这些 行不
We'll get into all that, okay?
但是现在
But right now,
我得想办法摆脱这个局面才行啊
I gotta figure out how we're gonna get out of this situation.
你得想办法是吗 那你觉得我在做什么
You have to figure this out? What do you think I've been doing?
亲爱的 我就是靠做这个谋生的
This is what I do for a living, sweetheart!
而你只是个美发师
You're a goddamn hairdresser!
对不起
I'm sorry. Whoa.
-你要去哪里 -我要一个人待会儿
- Where you going? - I need a minute.
我们没时间了
We don't have a minute!
别管我了 你不要跟着我
Just leave me alone. Don't you follow me.
很快就去
爱你的
尼克
你得马上离开蒙特卡洛
You need to get out of Monte Carlo right away.
我把你卷入进这件事 我会帮你脱困
I got you into this, I'll help get you out.
跟我来
Come with me.
-我们现在得走了 -好
- Now! We have to go. - Right.
-科莫湖 走小路 -是的 先生
- Lake Como, back roads. - Yes, sir.
尼克在哪里
Where's Nick?
我不知道 我也不在乎
I don't know. I don't care.
吉米 我是尼克
Jimmy boy, it's Nick.
你在哪里啊
Where are you?
你们都上新闻了
You guys are all over the news.
他们说你杀了三个人
They say you killed three people.
你觉得有可能吗
Do you think that's possible?
以你的枪法吗 当然不可能啦
With your aim? Hell, no.
就是嘛 现在我要给你发两个国际号♥码
Exactly. Now I'm gonna text you two international numbers.
你能把它们连在一起吗
Can you link them together
这样我就能由一个号♥码跟踪到另外一个
so I can follow one from the other?
你想我被炒鱿鱼吗
Are you trying to get my ass fired?
不过 行吧
But hell, yeah.
谢谢你
Thank you.
还有一件事我想让你帮我查一下
There's one more thing I want you to check into for me.
科莫湖
意大利
我们在做什么
What are we doing?
我只是要跟我律师碰个面
I just have to dash in for a quick appointment with my lawyer.
我们等下会在别♥墅♥里读马尔科姆的遗嘱
We're going to read Malcolm's will at the villa later on,
接着我就要保住我应得的那份了
then I'm gonna make sure I'm gonna get what's mine.
查尔斯 这听起来十分可疑
Charles, that just sounded very suspicious.
这周哪件事不可疑呢
What about this week doesn't?
天啊
Oh, God.
天哪 开瑞坦
Oh, my God. Claritin.
还是日版的开瑞坦
This is Japanese Claritin.
有人吗
Hello?
查尔斯吗
Charles?
奥黛丽
Audrey!
我的天
Ow! God!
我了个
What the...
你在这里干啥
What are you doing here?
我跟着苏西来到这里
I followed Suzi here.
-苏西在这里吗 -对
- Suzi's here? - Yes.
好吧 卡文迪什是来找苏西的
Okay, Cavendish came here to find Suzi.
我跟你说 卡文迪什参与了这件事
I'm telling you, Cavendish is in on this.
我知道 我早就知道了啊
I know. I knew that!