贱女孩（2024）

Candy Cane Gram for Shane Oman!
♪ 她拥有一切 ♪
♪ She has everything! ♪
还有一个给凯蒂·赫伦
And one for Cady Heron.
♪ 她得到一切 ♪
♪ She gets everything! ♪
给格伦·可可的四个
Four for Glenn Cocco?
你真行 格伦·可可
You go, Glenn Cocco!
♪ 格伦·可可 格伦·可可 格伦·可可 ♪
♪ Glenn Cocco! Glenn Cocco! Glenn Cocco! ♪
没有给格蕾琴·维纳斯的 拜拜
And... none for Gretchen Wieners, bye.
谁送来的
Who sent that?
哦 是...
Oh, it's from...
♪ 雷吉娜 雷吉娜 雷吉娜 ♪
♪ Regina! Regina! Regina! ♪
"感谢你做我最最最好的朋友"
"Thanks for being such a great best friend."
噢
Aw.
哦
Oh.
好的
Okay.
如果你现在和雷吉娜是"最最最好的朋友"
If you and Regina are "best friends" now,
你就可以负责保守她的秘密了 好吗
then you can be in charge of keeping all her secrets, okay?
比如 她送你的那双高跟鞋只是想取笑你
For example, she gave you those high-heel shoes just to make fun of you
因为她知道你穿上它们是走不了路的 不好意思
because she knew you wouldn't be able to walk in them. Sorry!
还有 她说她整过鼻子
Also, she says she has a nose job,
但那只是为了转移注意力
but that's just to distract from the fact
她的一只耳朵也动过
that she had one of her ears moved!
还有 她绝对出轨了亚伦
Also, she totally cheats on Aaron.
是的 每个周二 她说她在上大学预科
Yeah. Every Tuesday, she says she has College Prep,
但实际上她和谢恩·欧曼搞上了
but really she's hooking up with Shane Oman
就在三楼的保洁橱那里
in the third-floor janitorial closet
在他们用来呕吐的木屑袋上
on the bags of sawdust that they use for barf!
我从没告诉过别人
And I never told anyone
因为我是一个好朋友
because I'm such a good friend!
我只告诉你 因为你是要好的朋友
And I'm only telling you because you're such a good friend.
♪ 这是复仇派对 ♪
♪ It's a revenge party ♪
♪ 这个派对将以 ♪
♪ A party that ends ♪
♪ 某人被钉在钉子上的头颅结束 ♪
♪ With somebody's head On a spike! ♪
♪ 和最好的两个朋友开的复仇派对 ♪
♪ A revenge party With your two best friends ♪
♪ 以复仇为主题的派对 就是这样 ♪
♪ It's like a party With revenge Is what it's like ♪
♪ 充满了复仇的派对 就是这样 ♪
♪ A party with revenge Is what it's like ♪
♪ 充满了复仇的派对 ♪
♪ A party with revenge ♪
♪ 复仇 ♪
♪ With revenge ♪
♪ 就是如此 ♪
♪ Is what it's like! ♪
嘿 你有时间讲讲导数吗
Hey, do you have time to go over derivatives for a minute?
今天没时间
Oh, um... no, not today.
凯蒂
Cady?
呃
Um...
最近的五次测验你都不及格 你还好吗
You've failed your last five quizzes. Is everything okay?
对不起 我会更努力的
I'm... I'm sorry. I'll just try harder.
好 因为如果你需要额外的帮助
Okay, because if you need extra help,
几分钟后有一个数学竞赛会议
there's a Mathletes meeting starting in a couple minutes.
我不能去 抱歉 我得到我朋友雷吉娜家去
I can't. I'm sorry. I have to go to my friend Regina's house.
我们要在才艺秀上表演舞蹈
We're doing a dance in the talent show.
"在极地摇滚" -对啊 你怎么知道
"Rockin' Around the Pole"? Yeah, how did you know?
他们每年都会举办 就像
They do it every year. It's like a...
一个传统 -反复出现的噩梦
Tradition? Recurring nightmare.
好吧 我可能会让凯文去辅♥导♥你
Okay, I could probably get Kevin to tutor you.
啊 亚伦现在已经在辅♥导♥我了 所以
Well, Aaron's tutoring me now, so...
他在辅♥导♥你 这样啊 行啊
Oh, he's tutoring you? Sure, okay, well,
那就让亚伦知道 你测验中的奇怪之处在于
let Aaron know that the weird thing with your quizzes
所有过程都是对的 只有答案是错的
is that all the work is right and only the answers are wrong.
哈 -哈
Huh. Huh.
凯蒂 我不会停止推动你 因为我就是推动者
Cady, I am not gonna stop pushing you, because I'm a pusher.
我知道你真的很聪明
And I know you're smarter than this.
可能我应该把你的座位安排离亚伦远一点
Maybe I should just push your seat away from Aaron's.
恶 她说"我就是负责推动的 凯蒂 我是个推动者"
Ugh! And she was like, "I'm a pusher, Cady. I'm a pusher."
等一下 什么叫她是个"推动者"
Wait, what does she even mean, she's a "pusher"?
类似推动注入毒品吗 -我不知道 她真的好奇怪
Like a drug pusher? I don't know. She's so weird.
倾诉出来吧 亲爱的 写进本子里就好了
Let it all out, honey. Put it in the book.
瞧瞧这是什么
Look at this thing!
我根本就看不见啊 -好性感啊 好像脸上长了个胸
I can't even see it. It's sexy, like a face breast.
我也长过痘 这只是营养棒在排毒
It happens to me, too. It's just the Kälteen bars flushing your toxins.
哈 好吧
Huh. Okay.
你给我的这个护肤品简直烂透了
Well, this skin stuff you gave me sucks!
你从哪里买♥♥的
Where did you get it?
巴黎机场
The Paris airport.
哦"巴黎机场"
Oh, "the Paris airport."
简直就是垃圾 你也是垃圾
Well, it's garbage. And so are you.
她只是因为亚伦和她分手了所以才这么暴躁
She's just grouchy because Aaron broke up with her.
真的吗
He did?
有人跟他说了谢恩的事
Someone told him about Shane.
你觉得是圣诞老人说的吗
Do you think it was Santa?
哦
Oh...
而且她一直在吃这些营养棒
Also, all that she's been eating are those Kälteen bars,
我觉得她已经两周没拉屎了
and I don't think she's pooped in, like, two weeks.
呃
Uh...
吉吉 我们已经和凯蒂练习过很多遍了
Hey, G, we've practiced a bunch with Cady.
你想走一遍吗
You want to run it once?
为什么 我每年表现都很完美
Why? I'm perfect every year.
嗯
Mm-hmm.
确实 但这是凯蒂第一次上台
Yeah, but it's, uh, Cady's first time
还有一些交通动作
and there's a bunch of traffic patterns...
别他妈玩这个傻♥逼♥幼稚的本子了
Stop playing with that stupid babyish book!
这是达米安·哈巴德所演唱的
Uh, that was Damian Hubbard singing...
《爱卡莉》主题曲
...the iCarly theme song
法语版有获得额外加分
in French for extra credit.
太好了
Yeah!
我们的下一个节目将他们的音乐
Our next act describes their music
描述为"犹如一个正弦波 永不停歇"
as "Like a sine wave, they don't stop."
请欢迎凯文·G和三人之力乐队
Please welcome Kevin G and the Power of Three.
啊 耶
Uh. Yeah.
♪ 大家 ♪
♪ All you ♪
♪ 蹩脚的嘻哈歌♥手对我毫无影响 ♪
♪ Suckah emcees Ain't got nothin' on me ♪
♪ 从成绩到节奏 你都够不到凯文·G ♪
♪ From my grades to my rhymes You can't touch Kevin G ♪
♪ 我是个奥数选手 ♪
♪ I'm a Mathlete ♪
♪ 压力之下仍能表现出色 ♪
♪ So good under pressure ♪
♪ 我会找到一个尖锐的角度 优先考虑你的喜乐 ♪
♪ I'ma find acute angles To prioritize your pleasure ♪
♪ 我是在这条大街上是联♥合♥国♥代表 ♪
♪ I'm a Model UN rep Out in these streets ♪
♪ 但在床单之下我能超常发挥 ♪
♪ But I'm a overachiever Under the sheets ♪
♪ 她会为凯文·G疯狂尖叫 ♪
♪ She be like "Uhhhh, Kevin G!" ♪
言辞不当
Inappropriate.
凯文 我们谈过的
Kevin, we talked about this.
好吧 大家假期快乐
Well, happy holidays, everybody.
为什么这衣服这么紧
Why is this so tight?
你六年级就穿这一身了
You've had it since the sixth grade.
你可能在发育
You're probably maturing.
你想快速过一遍吗
Um, do you just, like, want to run it one time real quick?
格蕾琴 真的无人在意这次演出
Gretchen, literally no one cares.
好吧 没人 当然了
Mm-hmm. No, totally.
你想表演那个弧线吗
Um, do you just want to run the acro?
因为我们都不练体操了
Because none of us really does gymnastics anymore
而且我们当时编这个舞蹈的时候 才七十磅重
and when we made up this dance, we all weighed, like, 70 pounds,
所以我们可能需要保证每个人的重心还
so maybe we should just make sure everyone's center of gravity is still...
还什么
Still what?
没什么
Nothing.
谢谢谢尔比和提米的节拍
Thank you, Shelby and Timmy, for tapping.
另外 如果有人找到一个
Also, if anyone finds a retainer
装在明亮水蓝色盒子里的保持器 那是我的
in a bright aqua case, that is mine.
请归还予我
Please return it.
我的保险支撑不起再换一个了
My insurance won't cover a replacement.
凯伦 我能看到你的胸罩
Karen, I can see your bra.
我故意的 我就是想让大家看到
It's on purpose. I'm going for a look.
你这是展现自己是"睡了十一个人的女孩"吗
Is it "girl who slept with 11 people"?
你真说对了
'Cause you're nailing it.
我觉得你的 上衣棒极了 -格蕾琴