You should go for what you want.
异性恋联盟 噢 好吧
Hetero allyship. Oh, okay.
太蠢了 反正我只有在微积分课能看到他
It's so dumb. I only ever see him in Calc anyway.
你在微积分课上绝对安全
Oh. You're definitely safe in Calc.
那是个雷吉娜永远不会踏足的地方
Regina will never set foot in there.
新鞋子吗 -是啊
New shoes? Uh, yeah.
雷吉娜送我的
Regina gave them to me.
哈 我不知道你们还是朋友呢
Huh. I didn't know you guys were friends.
好了 说回来
Okay, let's get back into it.
延续性 可去间断
Continuity. Removable discont...
凯蒂 眼睛看黑板
Cady? Eyes up front, please.
我们继续星期四讲到的部分
Let's get back into where we were Thursday.
谁还知道星期四我们讲了什么 星期四有人没睡着吗
Who was awake Thursday? Who was still awake?
我喜欢你这件夹克
I like your jacket.
谢谢 我自己做的
Thanks, I made it.
但是你为什么要缝在你的画上
But why do you sew on top of your drawings?
这就好像 画是一种事实
It's... like the drawings are facts
而针线能抒发♥情♥感
and the threads are feelings.
很酷
It's so cool.
那么 你和你心动选手说上话了吗
So, you talk to your man yet?
我都还不知道要和他说什么
I mean, I don't even know what to say to him.
我每次都表现得像个精神病
I always come off sounding like a lunatic.
你喜欢口香糖吗 当然
Do you like gum? Sure.
我没带 我只是
Oh, I don't have any. I was just...
啥 你干嘛那样说啊
What? Why did you say that?
你先从每天能有一次成功的互动试试吧
Maybe just try to have one successful interaction per day?
我喜欢你的T恤 谢谢
I like your shirt. Thanks.
自从我上次穿过以后 它闻起来就跟香肠一样
It smells like sausage from the last time I wore it.
我的妈呀 大姐
Dear God, woman.
你有成功地做过一次正常人类吗
Have you successfully been a functioning human being even once?
十月三号♥ 他问我那天是几月几号♥
On October 3rd, he asked me what day it was.
今天几号♥来着 -十月三号♥
What day is it? It's October 3rd.
♪ 十月三号♥ ♪
♪ October 3rd ♪
那已经是两周前了
That was two weeks ago.
但今天我
But today I kind of...
我也说不上来 我尝试了
I don't know, I tried something
我完全是出于本能
and it just came to me instinctively.
我说我不太懂
I said I was lost.
我一头雾水 你能给我讲讲吗
I'm totally lost. Can you help me?
实际上我清楚得很
But I wasn't lost.
我完全听得懂诺布里女士讲的东西
I knew exactly what Ms. Norbury was talking about.
这是自然对数函数的导数
It's the derivative of the natural log function.
你只需要取对数函数的倒数
You just take the reciprocal of the ln.
谢了
Thanks.
你好聪明
You're so smart.
他做错了
He was wrong.
等等 等一下
Wait, wait. Hold up.
大家伙 停一下 噢
Guys, pause! Oh.
你装傻充愣
You pretended to be dumb
就为了能和那个家伙说上话
so you could keep talking to a guy?
对啊 这很有效啊
Uh... Yeah. It worked.
因为这种烂招屡试不爽啊 卡蒂
'Cause that shit always works, Caddy.
这不代表它不邪恶啊
It doesn't mean that it's not evil.
水力压裂是有用的 划红线是有用的
Fracking "works." Red-lining "works."
汽油和破抹布也
Gasoline and rags...
你就不担心雷吉娜一旦发现 会把你生吞活剥了吗
Aren't you worried Regina will eat your face if she finds out?
她不会知道的
No, she won't find out.
这只是我微积分课上的小小秘密
It's just my little Calculus class secret.
噢 呃
Oh, um...
所以它的导数h'(x)等于5
So its h prime of x equals five.
你搞忘了乘积法则
You just forgot the Product Rule.
我对这个一窍不通
I don't get any of this.
做得不错 凯蒂
Nice job, Cady.
看起来你每一窍都通
It sure seems like you get it.
我朋友克里斯要举办一个万圣节派对
Hey, my friend Chris is, uh, having a Halloween party.
你要来吗
Would you want to come to that?
是个变装派对 大家都很喜欢
It's like a costume party. People get pretty into it.
酷
Grool.
我本来想说好棒 却脱口而出好酷
I meant to say "great," and then I started to say "cool."
好吧
Okay.
酷
Grool.
嗨
Hi.
♪ 如果我能改变世界 ♪
♪ If I could change the world ♪
♪ 我会把每一天 ♪
♪ I'd make it Halloween ♪
♪ 都变成万圣节 ♪
♪ Every single day ♪
♪ 许愿世界和平 ♪
♪ And also have world peace ♪
♪ 也许世界和平才是第一位的 ♪
♪ Maybe world peace Should be first ♪
♪ 世界和平然后才是万圣节 ♪
♪ World peace And then Halloween ♪
稍等 我再来一遍
Wait, let me start over.
嗨
Hi.
♪ 如果我能改变世界 ♪
♪ If I could change the world ♪
♪ 我会许愿世界和平 ♪
♪ I'd make us have world peace ♪
♪ 许愿每天都是 ♪
♪ And also Halloween ♪
♪ 万圣节 ♪
♪ Every single day ♪
♪ 在万圣节 ♪
♪ On Halloween ♪
♪ 你可以装作是另外一个人 ♪卜
♪ You can pretend To be someone else ♪
♪ 就像在网络虚拟 ♪
♪ It's like the Internet ♪
♪ 不过在现实世界还有糖果 ♪
♪ Only in person And with candy ♪
等一下 玛玛 用后置摄像头
Wait. Mama, use the back camera.
科学证明用后置人更好看
It's prettier 'cause science.
♪ 如果你是火♥辣♥女孩 ♪
♪ When you are The hot one ♪
♪ 那就整日装扮 ♪
♪ It's a full-time gig ♪
♪ 就像人人期望的那样 ♪
♪ Lookin' like what people Want to see ♪
♪ 一年一度我不会盛装打扮 理想远大 ♪
♪ Once a year I'm not I dress up and dream big ♪
♪ 装扮成他人摸样 ♪
♪ Disguised as someone else Who is not me ♪
♪ 但仍然火♥辣♥性感 ♪
♪ But is still hot! ♪
♪ 我成为 ♪
♪ I can be ♪
♪ 谁都可以 保持火♥辣♥性感 ♪
♪ Who I want to be and sexy! ♪
♪ 我成为谁都可以 保持火♥辣♥性感 ♪
♪ I can be Who I want to be and hot! ♪
♪ 不喜欢自己的样子就去服装店 ♪
♪ Don't like who you are Then hit that costume shop ♪
♪ 变身成火♥辣♥性感的全新自我 ♪
♪ Rock a new And different sexy look ♪
♪ 不要泄气 播放俗气的流行音乐 ♪
♪ Why be so downhearted? Blast some trashy pop ♪
♪ 留下这个火♥辣♥性感的自己 ♪
♪ And drop it to this hot And sexy hook ♪
♪ 我成为谁都可以 保持火♥辣♥性感 ♪
♪ I can be Who I want to be and sexy! ♪
♪ 我成为谁都可以 保持火♥辣♥性感 ♪
♪ I can be Who I want to be and hot! ♪
♪ 做全新自己 ♪
♪ Be somebody new ♪
♪ 全新转变 ♪
♪ Do a total transformation ♪
♪ 动物矿物 ♪
♪ Animal or mineral, too ♪
♪ 或者植物 ♪
♪ Or even vegetation! ♪
这位是 性感玉米
I give you sexy corn.
♪ 我成为谁都可以 ♪
♪ I can be who I want to be ♪
♪ 保持火♥辣♥性感 ♪
♪ And sexy! ♪
你怎么穿的这么吓人
Why are you dressed so scary?
今天是万圣节
It's Halloween.
凯蒂 如果你不♥穿♥的放荡一点
Cady, if you don't dress slutty,
就是打我们的脸了
that is slut-shaming us.
就像是 基本来说
Um, it's just, like, traditionally,
女生都会扮成女巫或者小丑
girls had to be witches or clowns
我们非常努力 希望超越这个偏见
and we've worked really hard to progress past that.
挺有道理的
That makes sense.
我去找亚伦
I'm gonna go find Aaron.
好
Okay.
♪ 性感大白鲨里的性感昆特 ♪
♪ A sexy Quint From sexy Jaws ♪
♪ 抓捕性感鲨鱼 ♪
♪ Catching sexy sharks ♪
♪ 性感的埃莉诺·罗斯福 性感的圣女贞德 ♪
♪ Sexy Eleanor Roosevelt Or sexy Joan of Arc ♪
♪ 我可以是火♥辣♥海盗或者性感芭蕾舞者 ♪
♪ I can be a sexy pirate Or a sexy ballet dancer ♪
♪ 我可以是性感医生 治愈性感癌症 ♪
♪ I can be a sexy doctor And cure some sexy cancer! ♪
这样说不好吧 -不好
That's not right, is it? No.
我能性感地治愈癌症
I can sexy cure some cancer?
不对
No.
我能治好性癌症
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