死侍与金刚狼（2024）

《罗根》的导演尽力了
Mangold tried.
你这个大变♥态♥
You sick fuck!
罗根是英雄
Logan was a hero.
加拿大出产唯一有价值的东西
And the only thing worth a shitto ever come out of Canada.
你的狗嘴不准吐出我国家的名字
Get my country's nameout of your fuckin' mouth.
还有我的剑 给我
And my sword. Give me that.
我得再找一个罗根才行
Oh, I gotta find me another Logan.
一个活跳跳的
An alive one.
不必送了 我自己离开
Don't get up, guys. I'll see myself out.
罗根
Logan!
我想请你跟我走
I'm gonna need you to come with me.
谁在问？
Who's asking?
看看这个毛毛小矮人
Oh, look at this little Hairy Lou Retton.
有见到白雪公主吗 小可爱？
Did you stick the landing, little guy?
你有
Yes, you did!
跟漫画里一样高的矮冬瓜
Comic accurate short king.
好古锥的迷你金钢狼
Such a cute wittle Wolvie.
上精彩片段
Cue the fuckin' montage, baby.
啊哈！陷入一片火海
Ahoy! Everything seems to be on fire.
这里有喷火龙吗？
You have a dragon?
你一看就是定锚者…
You have Anchor Being written all over…
独眼狼
Patch!
这才像话
Now we're talkin'.
噢耶
Oh, yeah.
该有的都有
That's the whole goddamn package right there.
哩厚！
Howdy!
我在面试定锚者
I'm just… I'm auditioning Anchor Beings.
皮肤得抹点椰子油
Oh. Yeah, that's gonna need some coconut oil.
搞屁啊？
What in the fuck?
你还好吗？
Are you okay?
对 对
Oh, yes, yes.
约翰伯恩笔下的经典小麦色肌肤
Classic John Byrne brown and tan.
你穿这身打扮对抗过浩克？
Now, you fought the Hulk in this outfit. No?
我是漫威耶稣 你这个笨蛋 我…
I'm Marvel Jesus, you dull creature,and I will not…
与你无关 我们只是方向不同
It's not you. We're just goingin a different direction.
你背影有点像亨利…
You know, from behind,you look a little bit like Henry…
哇哩干
Oh, my fuck!
卡维尔狼 传说是真的
The Cavillrine. The legends are true.
先生 我想代表全人类说
And may I say, sir,on behalf of all humanity…
这感觉对了
this just feels right.
我们对你一定比别家片商好
We will treat you so much betterthan those shit fucks down the street.
你刚好要离开
You were just leavin'.
没有 我的宇宙命运正…
No, sir.Not while the fate of my universe is at…
这个看来有希望
This one looks promising.
下去吧
Down you go.
再来
Again.
我说过 这里不欢迎你
I told you. You're not welcome here.
你到哪都不受欢迎
You're not welcome anywhere.
现在就给我滚出去
Now get the fuck out of my bar.
再喝一杯我就走
Just give me one more drinkand then I'll leave.
不能来这套
That's not how it works.
现在可以 这瓶留着
It does now. Leave the bottle.
我认识你吗？
I know you, bub?
不认识 但我认识你
Nope. But I know you.
大家都认识我
Everybody knows me.
我是金钢狼
I'm the Wolverine.
没错 你是
Yes, you are.
现在就请你跟我走
And I'm gonna need youto come with me right now.
小妞 我没兴趣
Look, lady, I'm not interested.
你真会喝 -我♥干♥嘛跟你走？
Really gettin' into your cups here. -Why would I go with you?
因为 很不幸
Because, unfortunately…
我需要你…
I need you…
更不幸的是我的整个世界需要你
and even more unfortunately,my entire world needs you.
你们要打炮还是打架？
You two gonna fuck or fight?
你就让他呛声吗？
You gonna take that from him?
对
Yep.
看得出来
I can tell you have a sort of…
我再靠近你就会伤我的心
don't-get-too-close-I'll-only-break-your-heart vibe going here…
反正现在哪个金钢狼都会伤我的心
but every other Wolverinewould've really hurt me by now.
我没时间跟你耗 移♥动♥屁♥股♥ 走吧
And, I'm sort of on the tick-tick.So upsy-daisy. Here we go.
起来 我扶你 大只佬
Whoa, whoa. Hey, hey!-Up you go. I got you, big guy.
狼爪不举了
Whiskey dick of the claws.
年过40的金钢狼 难怪 -别逼我
It's quite common in Wolverines over forty. -You don't want this.
没错 你也别逼我
You're right. I don't.And you don't want this.
笑一个 等闪光灯
除非你想让你的脑袋开花
Unless you wanna take a deep breaththrough your fuckin' forehead…
否则我劝你三思
I suggest you reconsider.
走吧 小狼狗
Let's go, peanut.
等一下…
Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
看好了
Watch this.
好 那…
All right. That… Whoa.
别激动
Easy.
妈呀
Good God.
小蜜獾口渴咯？
Thirsty little honey badger, aren't ya?
没关系 继续
It's okay. Keep goin'.
观众习惯歹戏拖棚了
Audiences are accustomed to long run times.
果然醉倒了
Guess you'll have to do.
好 给我…
Okay, here we…
看看这件睡衣
Oh! Look at those jammies.
才过了他妈的20年
That only took twenty fucking years.
定锚者来了
One Anchor Being coming right up!
让一下 小宝贝
On your left, baby girl.
这个罗根无所不能 连音乐剧都能演
This Logan has the samehe-can-do-anything-even-musicals look.
更棒的是
And bonus…
他穿着战服
he's actually wearing a costume…
可见他不排斥演超级英雄片
like he's not embarrassed to be ina superhero movie for once.
我不懂
I don't understand.
你说我的宇宙危在旦夕
You said my universe is dying…
因为这个懒鬼害自己挂掉
because this sack of nutsgot himself killed.
问题搞定了 -天啊
Well, problem solved. -My God.
你真以为你能把这家伙
You actually thinkyou can replace an Anchor Being…
当成定锚者？
with this?
我本来就不会接受其他金钢狼 但…
I wouldn't have accepted any other WolverineBT dubs. But you…
你再秀下限 带最烂的金钢狼给我
have outdone yourselfand brought me the worst Wolverine!
什么叫最烂的？
What do you mean, the worst one?
威尔逊先生
Mr. Wilson.
这个金钢狼让他的世界失望
This Wolverine let down his entire world.
他是传奇 但形象不佳
He's the stuff of legend,but not in a good way.
而他的作为…
And what he did…
应该说
well…
有些事就是不可原谅
some things are just beyond forgiveness.
好吧
Okay.
我该如何补救？怎样都行
How do I… How do I make this right?I'll do anything.
我给了你大展身手的机会
I gave you a chance at greatness.
因为我的长官认为你与众不同
Because my superiors deemed you special.
显然不是好的那种
Clearly not special in a good way.
看来你未来有重要目标要实现
Apparently you have someimportant future purpose to serve.
跟索尔 他抱着我
With Thor. He holds me.
但我责任已尽 给了你表现的机会
But, I did my duty.I gave you the opportunity to be somebody.
你非但不感激我的提议
And instead of accepting my offeringwith humility and gratitude…
还打断我的鼻子
you broke my nose.
很帅啊 -你利用挖出来的英雄尸体
It looks great. -And you decimated dozens of my men…
干掉我几十个手下
with the exhumed corpse of a hero.
同时羞辱了他的遗体和记忆
Dishonoring not only his remainsbut his memory.
你是网络酸民吗？
What are you, the Internet?
你的世界岌岌可危
Your world is dying!
感谢
Thank you very much.
而且无力回天
And there's no stopping it.
比较人道的做法就是
The humane thing to do…
长痛不如短痛
is to make it quick.
我的宇宙消失刺♥激♥你的食欲？