死侍与金刚狼（2024）

你不只拯救了你的世界
you not only saved your world.
也让你的时间轴免于灭绝
You spared your timeline from extinction.
就这样
I'd rest up.
我觉得你的工作正要开始
I have a feeling your workis only just getting started.
直到你90岁
Till you're 90.
等等
Wait!
我们有人协助才能离开虚空
We couldn't have made it out of The Voidwithout some help…
那些人被世界遗忘了
from some people that the worldkind of forgot.
你能想办法送他们回家吗？
Is there any way that you could maybe finda way to bring them home?
我来想办法
I'll see what I can do.
我答应我的朋友
And I promised my friend here…
时变局能逆转他时间轴的惨况
that the TVA could undo somepretty awful shit in his timeline.
你说呢？
What would you say to that?
改变过去？
Change the past?
他帮我拯救了世界
Well, he did help me save the world.
他的过去造就了现在的他
And his past made him the man who did it.
没什么好补救的 威尔逊先生
There's nothing to fix, Mr. Wilson.
罗根
Logan.
沙威玛？
Shawarma?
我可以吃 -好
I could eat. -Yeah.
复仇者联盟发现了沙威玛
You know, the Avengers discovered shawarma.
有你加入是他们的福气
They'd be lucky to have you.
不会吧
Oh. -Oh, come on.
太赞了
Fuck off!
过来 小可爱 你这只九命怪狗
Come here, my little cunchkin.Yes, it's you. You're a survivor.
这个世界太完美了
Oh, all is right in the world.
真的
Yes, it is.
再来有何打算？
So what are you gonna do next?
我会想到的 我一向可以
I'll figure it out. I always do.
好吧
All right.
那后会有期咯？
So I'll probably see you around?
应该没有
Probably not.
再见 老兄
See you, bub.
罗根
Logan.
爱儿 我回来了
Al. I'm back.
也该回来了
About damn time.
有货吗？
You holdin'?
魔鬼头皮屑没了
I'm all outta devil's dandruff…
我像自♥慰♥棒一样狂抖 -谢了 爱儿
and I'm shaking like an angry vibrator. -Thank you, Al.
有客人
We have company.
爱瑟雅 这是…
Althea, this is…
这是罗根
This is Logan.
你好 罗根
Nice to meet you, Logan.
你好
Nice to meet you, too.
这只小丑八怪是玛莉包萍
And this little ancient anal shit-knot is Mary Puppins.
我喜欢叫它死侍狗
Or as I like to call her, Dogpool.
想摸摸看吗？
You want to treat yourselfto a little stroke?
那是舌头 -天啊 混♥蛋♥
Get the tongue. There it is. -Oh, my God! Motherfucker!
就像犰狳猛干小精灵
Right? It's like an armadillofucked a gremlin, angrily…
淋病大喷发
in a bed of gonorrhea…
直到日出才罢休
Wow. -…and didn't stop till the sun came up.
人人都想成为一个咖
Everyone wants to matter.
结果不必当漫威耶稣也办得到
Turns out thatyou don't need to be Marvel Jesus to do it.
只要睁开眼睛 环顾四周
You just need toopen your eyes and look around.
幸运的话
And if you're lucky…
你就会找到几个朋友
you'll find a few friends.
老朋友
Old friends…
还有一些新朋友
and some new ones too.
狗交给我 跟马子聊
Give me the fucking dog. Talk to the girl.
嗨
Well, hi.
嗨
Hi.
最近很忙哦
You've been busy.
我是为了你
I did it for you.
就算你不要我 还是为了你
And even if you don't want me,I did it for you.
结果…
It turns out…
我是拯救世界的料
I am the world-saving type.
看看这一桌就是证据
Just look around this tableif you want proof.
最棒的是什么呢？
And the best part?
有时我们救的人…
Sometimes the people we save…
会反过来救我们
well, they save us right back.
稍后还有精彩片段
你不是唯一有天赋的人
You're not the only one with gifts.
这是什么地方？
What is this place?
X战警
艾丽卡
服装很帅
Nice suit.
给我闭嘴 史丹李
Zip it, Stan Lee.
我喜欢《死侍》漫画的风格
I really like the,the art in the Deadpool comics.
瑞安·雷诺兹
我总觉得自己有点像他
You know, I just always felt akind of a kinship to him.
我想有一天我要演他
And I just thought,I'd like to play that guy someday.
我等了三周才拍一个镜头
I was there for three weeksbefore I shot a single thing.
休·杰克曼
在第一天拍摄
At our first day of shooting…
我超紧张的
I was so nervous, man.
大家都在问「这家伙是谁」？
Everyone was sort of going,"Who's this guy?"
很常出现这种状况
You know, there was a lot of that and…
「他行吗？」压力很大
you know, "Is he gonna deliver or not?"You can feel all that kind of pressure.
绝对是服装的错 不是演员
It's always the suit's fault.Never the actor.
罗根
这是… -唯一的办法
This is…-The only way.
原来就是这种感觉啊
So this is what it feels like.
还有灯光
And there's the lights.
为了医学研究
For medical research.
拜拜 视频 -拜
Bye-bye, video. -Bye.
二十世纪福斯
等等 后面真的还有
我受不了说我害死强尼的卑劣谣言
I'm tired of these absolutely vile rumorsthat I got Johnny killed.
来看录像带
Let's look at the tape.
在虚空中
In The Void…
你不是艾利奥斯的大餐
you're either food for Alioth…
就是为她效命
or you work for her.
说啊 强尼
Go on, Johnny.
跟你们说她是谁
And I'll tell you who "her" is.
卡珊德拉·诺瓦
Cassandra Nova.
一个自大妄想的神经病
A megalomaniacal, psychotic asshole.
妖娇冷血没心肝 下流低级的假掰女
A finger licking dead-inside pixie slab ofthird rate dime-store nut-milk.
跟你说她能做什么 -洗耳恭听
And I'll tell you what she can do. -I'm listening.
她能舔我的小菊花 滚到光头地狱去
She can lick my goddamn cinnamon ring cleanand kick rocks all the way to bald hell.
其实我不在乎她扒我的皮
In fact, I don't give a shit if she removesall my skin and…
让我像气球一样爆头喷血
pops me like some nightmarish blood balloon.
就算我这条烂命在临终前
If the last thing I do in this godforsakencum-gutter existence…
能烧死那个贱♥货♥ 我还是不瞑目
is light that fuck-box on fire,I still won't die happy.
哇靠 你疯了么
Holy shit, girl. You crazy.
没错 韦德 我要撒尿在…
That's right, Wade.I won't be happy until…
她的焦尸上 再奸尸
I've urinated on her freshly barbecued corpseand
一边舔红坦克的蛋蛋
husk-fucked the charred remains…
老子才甘愿
while gargling Juggernaut's juggernuts.
哇 -你能引用我的话
Wow!-And you can quote me.
好
'Kay.
抓到了 贱嘴哥
Got you, fuckface.