工作狂（2011）
Workaholics S07E09
Part 1
June 29, 2021, 9:09 a.m.
这是我最喜欢的一张 - 我也喜欢
That's my favorite. - I like it too.
这些提示卡片确实有用 太棒了
The cue cards are working. Awesome.
没错 太棒了 是的
Yes, they are. Yes.
我有种预感 这次哎哟我去大赛
I have a feeling that these Whoopsies
将会是我们举办过的最好的一届
are going to be the best we've ever done.
再没什么比观看你的同事
I mean, there's nothing like watching videos
吃屎受伤的视频更有趣的了
of your coworkers eating shit and getting hurt.
永不过时 - 精彩独绝
It's just classic. - It's the best.
没错 - 噢
Yeah. - Oh!
噢 - 你还好吧
Oh! - Are you all right?
哎哟我去
Whoopsie.
哟 Tez 兄弟
Yo, Tez, dude.
哎哟我去比赛最后提交时间是5点
Deadline for Whoopsie submission is 5:00.
拜托 傻瓜
Please, fool.
我在我们隔间里弄了了个隐藏摄像机
Got a hidden camera in our cubicle.
Colleen多给了我一些生日蛋糕
See, Colleen gave me some extra birthday cake.
吃了几口 然后扔掉了
Took a couple of bites, threw it away.
我打赌Bill会把它捡出来吃掉
I bet you Bill pulls it out and eats it,
而且我在垃圾桶那剪了脚趾甲
even though I cut my toenails over the trash can.
不 - 什么
No. - What?
那他看见你了吗 - 对 他看到我那么做了
And he saw you? - Yeah, he saw me do it!
这真恶 为什么你要在工作的时候做这个
That is disgu... Why are you doing that at work?
你真恶心 - 我不恶心
You're disgusting. - I am not disgusting.
我有个槌状趾
I have a hammertoe.
所以别说了 槌状趾
So stop! Hammertoe.
啊 啊 啊 啊
Unh! Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah
没错 槌状趾
ah-ah, Hammertoe
我的天 他真的那么做了
Oh my god, you guys. He's totally doing it.
他真那么做了 他正在吃呢
He's totally doing it. He's doing it.
他现在正吃着呢 - 看到没
He's doing it right now. - See?
恩 - 看到没
Mmm. - See?
噢 我的天啊 - 恩 恩
Oh, my God. - Mmm. Mmm.
恩 恩
Mmm. Mmm.
噢 是那块大的指甲
Oh, that's the big nail.
那块大的指甲 - 额
That's the big nail. - Ugh!
恩 恩
Mmm. Mmm.
噢 我的上帝 - 恩 恩
Oh, my God. - Mmm. Mmm.
哎哟我去
Whoopsies!
说得极是
Totally, totally.
嘿 - 什么
Hey. - What?
你给哎呦我去比赛拿到那些灯了吗
Did you get these lights for the Whoopsies?
没 我以为你拿到了
No, I thought you got 'em.
不 我没有
No, I didn't.
不过 它们看起来真不错
They look really nice, though.
它们看起来像从聚会城买♥♥来的
They look like they're from Party city.
显然 我们上个月创下了电美销♥售♥记录的
Well, apparently we had the all-time lowest sales numbers
历史新低
in TAC history last month.
哎哟我去
Whoopsies!
是的 正是如此
Yeah, exactly.
所以公♥司♥决定请来
So Corporate has decided to bring in...
"最佳销量作家
"Best-selling author
和全球闻名的励志演讲者
and world-renowned motivational speaker
Bianca Toro"
Bianca Toro."
所以掌声欢迎 或者不 我不在乎
So give it up... or don't; I don't care...
有请Bianca
for Bianca.
Bianca
Bianca?
哦 好吧 太好了 她去了厕所
Oh, great, perfect. She's on the crapper.
接下来所有的一切都将改变 倒数三
Everything is about to change in three...
煤气 - 你怎么了
It's gas! - What's your problem?
二 一
Two, one!
哇
Whoo!
耶
Yeah!
好吧
All right!
所有人都他妈站起来
Everybody get the fuck up!
他妈的站起来 是的
Get the fuck up, yes!
是的 去吧
Yes, go ahead.
抱抱你旁边的人 哈
Hug your neighbor, huh?
来吧 抱一抱
Come on, hug it out.
告诉他们 他们对你有多重要
Show them how much they mean to you.
你们两个 抱一下
You two, hug it out!
没错 就是这样
Yeah! That's it.
她就像个激励人的脱衣舞娘
She's like a motivational stripper.
是的 没错 不好意思
Yeah, uh-huh. Excuse me!
抱歉打扰了 这要花多长时间啊
Sorry to interrupt. How long is this gonna take?
我们一会儿有个相当紧凑的技术彩排
It's just we have a pretty intense technical rehearsal
是为了一个颁奖礼准备的
we need to run for an awards show later.
哦 你知道吗
Oh. You know what?
花多久时间 取决于你
How long this takes, that is up to you.
正好 那我们收工吧 - 行
Great. Let's wrap it up. - Yeah.
我他妈不在乎电销
I don't give a shit about telemarketing.
我不关心你的销♥售♥数字
I don't care about your sales numbers.
我他妈也不在乎公♥司♥
I don't give a shit about Corporate.
我是为你而来的
I am here for you...
还有你 和你
and you and you
以及你 和你
and you and you.
不是为我而来的 大概
Not here for me, probably.
我在乎你
I care about you.
你的手闻起来像肉桂卷
Your hands smell like Cinnabon.
没错
Yeah, they do.
好了 坐吧
All right, sit it.
坐下 坐下
Sst, sst.
我坐下是因为我想
I'm sitting 'cause I want to,
而不是因为她让我这么干
not 'cause she told me.
这里谁认为这都是胡说八道
Who here thinks this is a bunch of bullshit?
我认为这是一派胡言
I think it's a ton of bullshit.
上啊 小妞
Get 'em, girl!
给她点儿颜色瞧瞧 A炸
Drop it on 'em, A-Bomb.
嘿 到这儿来
Hey, come here.
我又不咬人
I barely bite.
好吧
All right.
我得问你个问题
I'm gonna ask you a question.
如果你告诉我实话
And then you tell me the truth,
我发誓立即离开这儿
and I swear, I will walk out this door.
你永远都不会再见到我了 - 别啊
You will never see me again. - No!
行吗 - 成交
Deal? - Deal.
行
Okay.
谁是你生活的作者
Who's the author of your life?
哦 上帝啊
Oh, Jesus Christ.
恩 - 不 不
Hmm. - No, no.
我不信教
I'm not religious.
我是我生活的作者
I'm the author of my life.
这是谎话 你♥他♥妈♥心知肚明
That's a lie, and you fucking know it!
好吧 她说了好多消音词啊
Okay, she says a lot of F words.
谁让你的故事成形的 啊
Who shapes your narrative, huh?
谁为你的船掌舵
Who steers your ship?
Phillips船长
Captain Phillips.
是谁
Who is that?
我 我妈酗酒
My... my mom drank.
嘣 - 很严重
Boom. - A lot.
哦 - 她让我受尽地狱般的煎熬
Ah. - She put me through hell.
<坏妈妈们> 这是部好电影
"Bad Moms." That's a good movie.
女人也能搞笑 无论Ders怎么说
Women are funny, no matter what Ders says.
<超能敢死队>对我来说就是<捉鬼敢死队>
"Ghostbusters" The new one is the "Ghostbusters" to me.
你知道吗
You know what?
我爸的情况和你妈妈很像
Your mom is a lot like my dad.
真的吗
Really?
是的
Yeah. Yeah.
但是我每天都感谢他
But I thank him every day,
因为他让我成为了你现在看到的
because he make me the emotional fucking warrior
一个他妈的激动人心的斗士
that you see in front of you today.
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