副总统（2012）
Veep S06E01
Part 3
Oct. 12, 2020, 7:46 p.m.
You know, Marjorie, since you're now heading the Meyer Fund,
马乔里 既然你现在是迈耶基金会的领头人
it would be a good idea for
在办公室里不要喊我妈
you not to call me "Mom" here in the office.
会好一点
Of course, ma'am. Yes.
没错 女士 是的
So, did you see today's interview?
那么 你看了今天的采访了吗?
I didn't know you were gonna give me AIDS.
我之前不知道你准备给我艾滋病
Marjorie.
马乔里
That's funny.
太搞笑了
You did... are you making a joke?
你实在... 你在开玩笑吗?
No, sir, ma'am. We can't do anything about AIDS.
不是的 女士 我们对艾滋病没什么能做的
Who are you, Ronald Reagan?
你是谁呀 罗纳德·里根吗?
Hi, everyone. Hi, darling.
你们好啊 你好 亲爱的
Your daughter is here to see you.
你女儿来见你了
How are you, sweetie?
你怎么样 甜心?
What brings you to this neighborhood, honey?
什么风把你吹来这小区了 宝贝?
Buying chicken blood for a voodoo rite?
给巫术仪式买♥♥鸡血?
Well, I came to take Marjorie to lunch.
我过来带马乔里去吃中饭的
Okay.
好吧
I have AIDS now.
我有艾滋病了
That's hilarious.
太搞笑了
I don't get it.
我没懂
Maybe it's her delivery. I don't know.
可能只是她的表达方式吧 我也不知道
What delivery? Mom, I saw your big interview.
什么意思? 妈 我看到你的采访了
Yeah, I know. Wasn't I just so great?
我知道 我是不是超棒的?
It was just really nice to see you out there again...
看到你再次出现在公众面前感觉很好
Sure. ... you know, not just sitting in the house
当然 ... 不再只是和盖里一起
in your bathrobe with Gary. We played backgammon.
穿着睡衣 坐在家里 我们下西洋棋了
Or at the institution... At the spa. I was at the spa.
或者在那个疗养... 在温泉 我那时候在温泉
Spa. The spa. Right.
温泉 温泉 没错
Mom, can I talk to you for a minute?
妈 我能跟你谈谈吗?
She doesn't like "Mom." What?
她不喜欢被喊妈 什么?
Sure, darling. Well, I...
没问题 亲爱的 我...
I just wanted to give you your check for this month.
我就是想给你这个月的支票
Thank you.
谢谢你
Ma'am, the Apollo was a soft pass.
女士 阿波罗秀委婉地拒绝了
Okay, can I have a moment with my daughter?
我能和我女儿单独聊聊吗?
Yep. Catherine, honey,
当然 凯瑟琳 宝贝
a lot of the staff has been complaining
好多员工都在抱怨
'cause they feel kind of cramped
因为他们感觉有点挤
and they're not in Midtown.
还有他们不在市中心
But I think that will require a little bit more cash.
我感觉可能需要更多的现金
Okay, you know what? If you want to talk about the money thing...
好了 跟你说 如果你想要谈钱...
Yes. ...you can talk about it...
是的 你可以和...
With Marjorie. - Great. Thank you.
马乔里说 - 太好了 谢谢你
Marjorie, when Mother died
马乔里 我妈妈死后
and she gave Catherine all of her money...
把所有钱都给了凯瑟琳...
You've been over your budget the last few months.
你这几个月都超了预算
Okay. You know, there's an old Chippewa saying,
好吧 齐佩瓦族有个古老的谚语
"The 'coyotay' always howls..." You know what?
“野狼永远在嚎...” 你知道吗?
I'm not that interested in what the "Coyotay" has to say
我对野狼要说什么不感兴趣
unless he's writing me a check.
除非他给我开支票
Yes, ma'am. Yeah.
好的 女士 好
Thank you. Ma'am, me again.
谢谢 女士 还是我
The secretary's name is Jennicker.
秘书的名字叫杰尼卡
That can't be right. 79 grand.
应该不是这么叫吧 七万九
Better sign me up for some food stamps.
最好给我报个食物救济
Maybe look into an application.
我可以找找报名表
This fucking country.
这混♥蛋♥的国家
There he is. My golden boy.
他在这啊 我的宝贝主持
Danny, you're killing it. Dan. It's... yeah.
丹尼 你表现的太好了 丹 这...
Look, between you and me, the network's gonna name you
听着 就我俩知道 电视台准备任命你为
Jane's permanent cohost on Friday, so...
简周五的永久主持搭档 所以...
Get the f... Fuck my face!
太他妈... 去 你 妈
Do you know what's wrong with that salad?
你知道这色拉有什么问题吗?
Uh, no. Figure it out.
不知道 那就弄明白
Yeah, I guess I should've told you.
我想我应该告诉你的
She got rid of her last three cohosts.
她炒了前三个主持搭档
Wait, what? Yeah, probably wrecked their careers, too.
等下 什么? 很可能也毁了他们的整个职业生涯
Stevie! Stevie, Stevie. What's up?
史蒂维! 史蒂维 史蒂维 怎么了?
I have an idea that I think is really gonna impress the network.
我有个主意 能让电视台有个好印象
Have you ever heard of Congressman Jonah Ryan from New Hampshire?
你听说过新罕布♥什♥尔州的乔纳·瑞安议员吗?
Great interview. Charming guy.
访谈很棒 迷人的男人
I can get him on the phone right now.
我现在就可以给他打电♥话♥
Hey, ma'am, I got big news from the White House.
女士 我从白宫那得到了重大消息
Oh, really? What? They want you to pick an artist
真的吗? 是什么? 他们想让你挑一个艺术家
for your official presidential portrait.
来画你正式的总统肖像
Well, I'd rather still be president.
要是继续让我当总统就好了
Yeah, that's true. You know what?
那倒是 这样吧?
Get me whoever painted Ambassador Stone's wife
给我找那个 给斯通大使的妻子画的
and made her look like not a twat.
还把她画的没那么蠢的那人
I mean, that was real artistry.
那才是真正的艺术家
Hey, where's... hey, Richard? Yes, ma'am?
那谁在哪...理查德? 是的 女士?
What's going on with the speeches? Let's see.
演讲怎么样了? 我看看
We have the National Auto Dealers for 100,000.
我们找到国家汽车经销商 开价十万
You've gotta be kidding me.
你一定是在逗我
That's half of what Hughes gets.
那才是休斯一半价钱
That is pure sexism.
就根本就是性别歧视
You call those people back and you tell them
你给这些人打回去 然后告诉他们
that I was the first female President of the United States
我曾是美国的第一任女总统
and I will not work for less than 87 cents on the dollar.
低于他的87% 我是不会干的
Yes, ma'am. And tell them I'll stand at a glass podium
明白 女士 然后告诉他们我会穿着短裙
and wear a short skirt.
站在玻璃台上
What about Omaha? They won't give us a private jet.
奥马哈怎么说? 他们不给我们私人飞机
And you said not to touch anything without a private jet.
你说了你没有私人飞机什么都不会干的
I know. Plus, they won't cover Andrew's fee.
我知道 另外 他们不包安德鲁的费用
What? What's Andrew's fee?
什么? 什么是安德鲁的费用?
It's my fee. Oh, God.
是我的费用 噢 我的天
Omaha is small potatoes, zero gravy.
奥马哈是个小角色 没什么汁水
I know some guys in Abu Dhabi
我在阿布达比酋长国认识一些人
who are looking for a license to import sand.
他们在找进口沙子的许可
No, I want Omaha.
我想要奥马哈
Well, Lee, their offer was a slap in the face.
李 他们的提议是在打你脸
Hey, Andrew, I don't care
安德鲁 我不管
if it's a punch in my big, hairy dick.
往我毛发旺盛的大屌♥上打一拳都行
Okay? Go! Yep.
行吗 快去! 好的
Tell them I'll jump out of a cake
告诉他们我可以在我下垂的乳♥头♥上挂着流苏
with tassels on my sagging tits!
从一个蛋糕里跳出来
What? What is your fee?
什么? 你的费用是什么?
It's akin to a finder's fee. What do you find?
类似于中介费 你介入了什么?
Besides the most beautiful woman in the world?
世界上最美的女人中间?
Oh, God.
哦 天呐
So sappy.
太浪漫了
Hey, babe?
宝贝?
We found a video of a woman who says she did cocaine
我们得到了一段视频 有个女人说她在大学期间
with Governor Steptoe's wife in college.
和斯特普托州长的老婆一起服用过可♥卡♥因♥
Hey, Purple Mountain's Majesty,
紫金山的皇后陛下
we need to put together an attack ad
我们他妈昨天就需要整个
yester-the-fuck-day, so give me five options
攻击性宣传广♥告♥了 所以从"轰趴女郎"
from "Party girl" To "Coke whore for cock," You know?
到"迷恋大屌♥的嗑药婊♥子♥" 之间给我整出五个选择方案 晓得了吗?
Oh, you know what?
那个 你知道不?
I actually went to high school with Kristin Steptoe
我跟克里斯汀·斯黛普托是一个高中的
and she's a lovely gal, so...
她这个妹子超可爱的 所以...
My guess is if you gave her a rail to snort off your dick,
我猜 如果你给她个机会 让她在你的大屌♥上吸点白粉的话
she would let you fuck the hole in her septum.
她没准会直接让你操她的蜜♥穴♥呢是吧
Oh, boy. Look, um,
我的天哪 瞧你说的
I think I'm gonna have to put my foot down on this
我必须对这一点坚决反对
and just say we're not gonna use that.
以后不允许用这种词了
Okay? Is that all right?
怎么样? 可以吗?
You're making an executive decision?
你这是下达执行决议吗?
Right? I mean, don't you think?
是吗? 我是说 你觉得呢?
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