新贵（2016）

in his new Venetian comedy.
这个可以有
Absolutely.
奶奶的
Curses!
这样深沉细腻的表演
Such subtle and nuanced
肯定让那小子插上羽毛变凤♥凰♥
acting would lend wings to the Crow's verse
名声大噪啊
and increase his fame tenfold.
怎么能阻止这一切呢
How can this be stopped?
好吧
Well...
要说我对演员的了解
If there's one thing I know about actors,
特别是那种自称深沉细腻的
particularly the subtle and nuanced kind,
那就是因为他们为搞笑谋生
is that because they put on funny voices for a living,
永远担心观众们觉得他们蠢笨
they be in constant fear that people will think them thick,
因此他们将高声拥护
thus will they loudly champion
任何晦涩的理论
any exotic theorem or obscure cause that comes their way
误以为这样看起来聪明些
in the mistaken belief that it'll make them look clever.
我知道该怎么做了
I begin to see my way.
威廉 我们先去露西小姐的酒馆
But first, Will, let us to Miss Lucy's tavern,
演员们有个帮助难民的激进想法
for we actors have a radical idea to discuss with you
要和你商量
to help the poor refugees.
全伦敦的戏剧明星
A benefit night for the refugees,
为难民办慈善晚会
with all London's leading theatre stars?
我觉得这是个好主意 你觉得呢 露西小姐
I think it's a wonderful idea. Don't you, Miss Lucy?
噢 当然 莎士比亚先生
Oh, yes, Mr Shakespeare.
不过 作为逃脱的妓♥女♥
Although, as an escaped sex worker myself,
我认为合法的地位 安全的容身之处
I would say legal status, safe sanctuary,
不留情面地打♥压♥人贩子
ruthless prosecution of people traffickers
尤其是
and, above all,
针对危机成因的普适性方案 这些会更好
a global approach to the causes of the crisis would be better.
但既然没有这些
But in the absence of these,
那么一帮戏子作秀
I'd say a bunch of luvvie-kissies
也不错吧
showing off is as good a start as any.
那就这么决定了
Then that's settled.
这样的话 音乐会需要个名字
Yes, well, the concert will need a title.
我们应该命名一个特别的日子
A day, I think. We should name a special day.
康戴尔和我在巡演时
Well, many a time and oft during our touring days
表演过很多次大红鼻子戏
did Condell and I perform the big red nose gag.
我用着充气的猪尿泡
Where I took my inflated
使劲打他的鼻子
pig's bladder and whacked him on the nose,
打得红肿
causing it to go red.
棒极了 就这个了
Brilliant! That's it!
我们就称这天为充气猪尿泡日
We'll call our day Inflated Pig's Bladder Day.
很好
Ah, good!
充气猪尿泡日
噢 进展棒极了
Oh, it's going brilliantly!
快看 伯比奇和康戴尔准备讲笑话了
And look! Burbage and Condell are going to do their joke.
噢 主人 我会让你的屁♥股♥和鼻子一样红
Oh, master, now I'll make thy arse as red as thy nose!
太好笑了
That's so funny!
最近
Now, recently,
我们代表充气猪尿泡日
on behalf of Inflated Pig's Bladder Day,
拜访了肖迪奇的难民窟
we visited a refugee area in Shoreditch.
我们见到无家可归的荷兰人
We saw clogless Dutchmen
乞讨奶酪和松饼
begging for cheese and stroopwafel.
法国男人饿得没有力气
Frenchmen so weak with hunger
搞婚外情
they had not the strength to cheat on their wives.
现在这个叙述的残酷
I can't deny that the moments of harsh, documentary reality
和刚才踢屁♥股♥的搞笑相比
sit rather uncomfortably
有点违和
against the hilarity of the bum-kicking gags.
是的 这确实看起来很奇怪
Yes, it does feel like rather a strange juxtaposition.
但是 慈善之夜仍然是一种的新的艺术形式
Still, the benefit night is a new art form.
无疑未来人们会解决这个问题的
No doubt in future ages they'll have found a way round that one.
希望如此
You've got to hope so.
我们筹集的善款 总共...
Which means that we have raised the amazing amount of...
四英镑十八先令加两便士
Four pounds, 18 shillings and tuppence!
感谢伦敦 感谢你们
Thank you, London! Thank you!
看上去结果惊人啊
Well. Sounds like an amazing result.
真希望我去参加了 没有躲起来
I mean, I wish I wasn't in hiding and could have been there.
快五英镑了 太多了
Nearly ￡5! That's a hell of a lot!
干杯
Hey!
也没那么多吧
Although, not so much
要知道造一条军舰
if you consider that a full great ship of the line
就要花掉财政部两千英镑
cost the Exchequer about 2,000.
你听了太多悲观的言论了 露西小姐
Well, you hear a lot of that sort of argument from gloomy naysayers, Miss Lucy,
但五英镑就是五英镑
but five quid's five quid,
如果没举办善捐演出
and without tonight's benefit,
我们一分钱都筹不到
all we'd have would be nothing.
干杯
Hey!
不过 如果没有举办慈善之夜
Except that maybe, without charity nights like tonight,
人们也不会觉得自己有所成就
people wouldn't be able to think they'd achieved something
而实际上也确实一无所获
when, really, nothing's changed at all.
然后 如果人们不沾沾自喜 或许会聪明些
And without that comforting illusion, they might be more minded
带来真正的政♥治♥变革
to agitate for genuine political change,
从而带来真正的改变
which could make an actual difference.
我的意思是 慈善确实
I mean, you could argue that
为政客提供了不作为的借口
charity affords politicians an excuse for inaction
和有良知的伪装
and exploiters the pretence of a conscience.
不论如何 我们筹到了五英镑
Still, we raised nearly ￡5!
干杯
Hey!
莎士比亚先生 去做一些伟大的事情
But it would be wonderful to do something more
而不仅仅是筹款 不是更好吗
than just raise money, don't you think, Mr Shakespeare?
做些意义深远 不朽的事情
Something profound and timeless,
深刻反思偏见和排斥的腐蚀性
a lasting reflection on the corrosive nature of bigotry and intolerance.
好主意 但是我很忙 凯特
Well, that is undoubtedly true, but I'm also very busy, Kate.
我正在找真正不朽又普遍的事件
I'm looking for a truly timeless and universal issue
升华《威尼斯商人》的主题
to elevate my Merchant Of Venice.
等等...
Hang on...
等一下
Hang the futtock on!
霍尔先生 你要是加入伯比奇的剧院
Mr Hall. If you join the Burbage company
凭借你满怀智慧 深藏敏锐的眼神
with your extraordinarily sad but kindly eyes and weary, perceptive stare,
你一定很快就能成为
you will without a doubt soon become
卓越的莎士比亚戏剧演员
one of the greatest Shakespearean players of your day.
那是当然
That much is certain.
这个莎士比亚
This Shakespeare...
是个神奇的家伙 对吧
A curious thing, is he not?
我是说 谁能想到
I mean, who could have imagined
出身卑贱的丑八怪能写出这样的诗句
that a mere town-school spotty-grotty could write such verse?
吃萝卜的乡巴佬
That a turnip-chewing, country bum-shankle
竟然有这样的洞察力和智慧
could produce such insight and such wisdom?
这太奇怪了
'Tis passing strange.
我有一个猜测
One might almost imagine
他背后有个受过良好教育的上流男孩
that some educated posh boy
偷偷的写下这些戏剧
had writ his plays in secret.
我猜是一个大学生
I don't know, a university man
比如弗朗西斯·培根大人或者牛津公爵
like Sir Francis Bacon or the Earl of Oxford.
有意思 很有意思
Interesting. Fascinating.
也可能是克里斯托弗·马洛
Or Christopher Marlowe, perhaps!
大家说他死了 但是真的吗
They say he's dead, but is he?
演员沃尔夫·霍尔很感兴趣
The actor Wolf Hall is intrigued.
他咬下了诱饵
He takes the bait, and thus do
我已证明了生活和艺术中伟大真理之一
I prove one of the great truths of life and art,
那就是 即便一个演员
that just because an actor
即使看起来聪明 扮演着聪明人
looks intelligent and can play intelligent
也不代表他真的聪明
doesn't mean that he is intelligent.
雅芳河畔斯特拉福
不知道苏珊娜第一天上班过得怎么样
I wonder how Susanna's getting on with her first day at work.
我真为她骄傲
I'm so proud of her.
我认为这样不合适
Well, I don't think it's fitting,
未婚女性去女校教书
a maid teaching in a dame school.
她只是帮助年轻人
Oh, she's only helping out with the younger ones,
读书写字
reading and writing.
这工作对她有好处
The responsibility'll do her good,
不再那么脾气暴躁
stop her being such a grumpy little bitchington.
我的茶在哪 我快渴死了