新贵（2016）

Well, why wouldn't that be timeless?
我相信未来因为交通疲于奔命的民众
I'm sure it would be of great
如果知道我聪明绝顶的儿子
comfort to the travelling public of some future age
也经历过与他们相同的痛苦 一定会很宽慰的
to know that my brilliant son shared their pain.
拜托 老妈
Come now, Mum.
我不认为几百年后旅行不再是问题
I hardly think such issues will concern travellers centuries hence.
你认为女王的子民要永远忍♥受
Do you really think the peoples of
这种没钱修 没人管
this sceptred isle will endlessly suffer
没有用的交通设施
an underfunded, ill-run and pointlessly fractured
拖累国家吗
transport infrastructure to hobble the nation?
那样的话就太扯了
Thou would be mad.
那你估计他们会怎么办
What do you reckon they're going to do about it, then?
我相信有朝一日
Why, 'tis is certain that one day it
阿尔比恩的交通设施
will not be a ragbag of private companies
不再是私营企业的烂摊子
that run the means of transport in Albion,
而公众会自发
but the public itself
形成管理组织
in some form of nationally organised collective
造福万民 分文不取
run for the benefit of all and profit of none.
我得说 这确实是个很棒的想法
Well, I must say, that does seem like a pretty good idea.
但是 要是真有这种
Except, if ever there was
众筹集资的服务
such a publicly funded service like that,
女王的大臣们
the first thing the Queen's ministers would do
不把它赶紧卖♥♥掉才怪
is flog it off to their mates.
拜托 老爸 我才不信有人这么蠢
Come now, Father! I hardly think people would be so stupid
会做出这种傻事
as to allow that to happen.
你觉得这也不好那也不好
I don't know why you bother coming
那还回家干嘛
home at all if it's such a total pain!
当然是来看望你们啊
Why, to see you all, of course.
老妈 双胞胎 你 苏还有我亲爱的安
Mum, the twins, you, Sue, mine own sweet Anne.
肯定不是回来看老爸
Not Dad, obviously.
不过...剩下的人我都惦念
But... But the rest of the family, certainly.
还有 我很怀念乡间生活
Besides, I had a yearning for the country.
我会像年轻时一般
I would wander in the
再次去绿林里漫步
greenwood once more as I did when but a youth.
你要是去树林的话
Well, if you're going to the woods,
帮我采些蘑菇回来
you can pick me some mushrooms.
苏珊娜 你也去吧
You go too, Susanna,
确保这次采的蘑菇没有毒啊
and make sure you pick the right ones this time.
爷爷吃了你上星期给他的
Grandad's still coming down
现在还晕乎呢
from the lot you gave him last week with his chop.
我已经开了天眼
I have opened the doors to spiritual perception.
非得说他在肉汁里看见头顶光环的耶稣
Claims he saw the haloed head of Jesus in his gravy.
那就是粉团和洋葱圈好吗
It was a dumpling and an onion ring!
苏 一切我都告诉你了
So, you see, Sue, now you know the whole story,
我是回来找那个精灵帕克的
and I'm returned here now in search
让他解决这个爱情难题
of Puck with another love dilemma to solve.
爸 你有没有想过
Did it ever occur to you, Dad, that
这个什么帕克就是个骗子
this Puck bloke might actually be a con artist
骗了你五先令
who just took five bob off you
卖♥♥给你一瓶花瓣水
for a bottle of water with a few petals in it?
苏 我跟你说了 药水很管用
I told you, Sue, it worked.
你妈妈这辈子全心全意爱着我
Your mum has loved me all her life.
没准她本来就是爱你的
Maybe she just loved you anyway.
想得美 苏 你在做梦罢了
Nice thought, Sue, but you're dreaming.
像安这样的漂亮女孩 要是没有药水
What gorgeous girl like Anne would e'er love me
怎么可能爱上我
without the help of a puckish potion?
我虽是史上最伟大的诗人
I'm the greatest poet in all history
但我也知道自己的短处 我还是个...
but I know my limitations. I'm also...
矮矬穷
A fartsome baldy-boots who the
村里的小孩都笑话你
children laugh at on the village green.
是谁来到绿林 满腹牢骚
Who comes to the greenwood with weary sigh?
快说话
Speak up,
好让精灵知道你为什么苦恼
for Puck would know the reason why.
好精灵 几年以前
Good sprite, some years ago,
是你给过我一瓶药水
thou didst present me with a potion
用在睡着的人身上
that when administered to a sleeping soul
他们就会爱上醒来后
would cause them to fall in love at first sight
睁眼看到的第一个人
with whomsoever they encountered on awakening.
这也太诡异了吧
Which is, by the way, really, really creepy.
一点都不诡异
It's not creepy.
很有意思
It's fun.
很有魅力
And charming.
很浪漫
And romantic.
也涨价了 十先令了
It's also gone up. Ten bob.
孩子...
Child...
明天一早 伊吉斯大人就来要答复了
On the morrow, Lord Egeus will come for his answer.
是的 我知道
Yes, I know.
你哭过了
You have been weeping.
没有啊
No, I haven't.
我给你带了个舒缓膏
I have brought you a soothing balm
涂在你红肿的眼睛上
for your red and swollen eyes.
可是我的眼睛没红肿啊
Except they're not red and swollen,
因为我根本没哭
because I haven't been crying.
舒缓膏很有用的
I think soothing balm could help.
我不需要
I don't need balm.
孩子 我不跟你争
I will not quarrel with thee, child,
不过我请求你 晚上好好睡一觉
but I beg you, get a good night's sleep,
而且你一直在哭
and since you have been crying...
我压根没哭
I have not been crying!
...涂点这个舒缓膏吧
...use this soothing eye balm.
我说真的啊...
No, seriously, just...
赶紧涂上
just put it on your eyes.
为了我对你的爱 我保证我会涂的
For the love I bear thee, I promise.
就这种下三滥手段
By the fairy's false fandangle
还想骗我
does this fond fool think to gull me.
他说这是舒缓膏
'Tis clear this soothing balm of which he speaks
实际上是当年他给安妮下的药
is the very potion with which he did seek to enchant his Anne.
他就是想确保
'Tis certain he intends
明早我一醒来 看到的第一个人
to ensure that Lord Egeus be the first person
是伊吉斯大人
I lay eyes on on the morrow.
我明知这玩意并不神奇
Well, while I be very sure that this be not magic at all
就是个小骗术而已
and none but a conman's trickery,
不过呢 我可以来个将计就计
nonetheless I see a way to serve his trick back up to him
让他死了让我嫁给丑八怪这条心
and put an end to his hopes that I marry Warty.
聪明的姑娘是谁
Who the maid?
聪明的姑娘就是我
Me the maid.
罗伯特·格林来了
Robert Greene has come a-calling.
按你的要求
I am arrived at this ridiculously
我这么一大早就到了 莎士比亚先生
early hour, as instructed, Mr Shakespeare.
真是过分的要求
A most uncivilised imposition.
今天可是个大日子
Well, you know, today is the big decision day,
凯特等不及要见伊吉斯大人了
and Kate just couldn't wait to see Lord Egeus.
他很快就到了吧
He will be here shortly?
我你这么着急
I trust your urgent summons
一定是那姑娘回心转意了
means the girl has come to her senses.
肯定的
Absolutely.
只要她一见到伊吉斯大人
She will love Lord Egeus most
就会炽热地爱上他
fervently the moment she sets eyes on him.
不过最关键的是
But 'tis crucial that
当大人到来时 咱们得把自己藏好
when His Lordship arrives we hide ourselves,
凯特一醒来只能看见他一个人
that when Kate emerges she sees only him.
她必须第一眼就看见大人
She must see His Lordship first.
我的小把戏不需要什么药水
I need no potion to perform my magic trick.
只需灵活的头脑 只需坚定的心志
Just a fine brain and a firm resolve.
宝特姆 宝特姆
Oh, Bottom! Bottom!
我的尿壶满了
My night-time turding pot be fully rank and loaded.
劳驾你从窗户这里清理一下
Canst thou turf its contents from the window?
宝特姆 宝特姆
Oh, Bottom! Bottom!
凯特醒了 她让我清理尿壶
Kate's awake. She'll want her turding pot turfed.
宝特姆 别去
Bottom, no!
什么天使使我从百花的卧榻上醒来