职介破事儿（2013）

girls your age. Women. Women your age.
跟你同龄的姑娘 女性 跟你同龄的女性
I see.
我懂
What Trish was saying makes sense now.
Trish说的话有道理
What was she saying? She was talking about how much she enjoyed it.
她说什么了? 她说她非常享受
How special it was. No. No. No. She wasn't.
有多特别 不不不 她没说
How she feels like she's been...
她感觉就像是...
...uncorked.
...旧瓶新开
Oh, God!
苍天!
Doughnut anybody? Angela?
有人要甜甜圈吗? Angela?
Hang on.
等一下
I felt the need for a bit of sugar after last night.
昨晚过后我感觉需要一点点甜蜜
Do you want one?
你要来一个吗?
OK.
好
See if you can eat it without licking your lips!
看你能不能不舔嘴唇就吃完!
I have to get a napkin in case it dribbles down my chin.
我得去拿张餐巾纸 以防糖霜掉到我的下巴上
Oh, Janette. I need you to arrange an interview for me.
Janette 我想让你帮我约一个面试
Are you leaving again? Why?
你又要走吗? 为什么?
I've found a job that I really want.
我找到了我真正想做的工作
Cos you've had sex with Trish?
就因为你跟Trish上♥床♥了?
How do you know? Brilliant. George owes me a tenner.
你怎么知道的? 果然是真的 George欠我十磅
People are betting on it? It's been on the cards for a while.
大家还那这个打赌了? 这事儿早有端倪
No, it hasn't. Can I just say how pleased I am?
从来没有 你不知道我有多高兴?
No. No, you can't. Because it's the worst thing that has ever happened to me.
别别 你别高兴 因为这于我而言没法儿再糟了
Please, Janette.
拜托了 Janette
Hello. I'm calling from Brownall job Centre.
你好 这儿是Brownall就业中心
I've a claimant interested in your vacancy. Me. Karl.
我有个申请人对你们的空缺职位感兴趣 就是我 Karl
Karl Lyndhurst. Tell 'em I've got a degree.
Karl Lyndhurst 告诉他们我有学位
He's got a degree. In Fine Art. Fine Art. In Fine Art.
他有学位 美术系 美术 美术系的
Good. First.
好的 一等
He's got one degree in Fine Art.
他有一个美术系的学位
No. No. First.
不 不 一等
It's his first degree in Fine Art.
是他在美术系的第一个学位
Oh, you do it.
你自己来
Do you think I should call him? Personally, I wouldn't.
你觉得我应该打给他吗? 要是我 就不
You don't want to seem too keen. But I am keen, super keen.
你不要显得太饥渴了 但是我就是饥渴 超级饥渴
Here's what we're gonna do. Text him but with no more than seven words.
我们要这么做 给他发短♥信♥ 但是不要超过七个字
Something like... 'Hi. Last night was great'.
像是...'嗨 昨晚很棒'
Smiley face.
笑脸
And only one kiss. One kiss?
只发一个香吻 一个香吻?
Ice queen. Then a 'Z'.
冷美人 然后一个'Z'
Z? It's next to X on the keypad.
Z? 在键盘上Z就在X旁边
You're so cool you don't even proof read your texts. You're good.
你太酷了都不会检查一遍发出去的短♥信♥ 你牛
I'm so glad you're here. What are deputy managers for?
你在这儿我太高兴了 你以为副经理是干什么的?
What the hey? I'm adding another Z.
换成hey怎么样?我再添个Z
Do you know, it's true what they say, Natalie.
你看吧 老话说的对 Natalie
After the drought comes the flood.
久旱逢甘露
And I am ready to get soaking wet.
我已经准备好湿身了
Trish, I just wanted to say, 'Good for you.'
Trish 我就想说 祝贺你
About time you blew the cobwebs away.
你终于转过弯儿来了
OK. I'm so happy.
好的 我为你高兴
It must have been ages since you've been intimate with a man.
你一定已经多年不近男色了
OK. That's enough, Janette.
行了 够了 Janette
Tom replied. Oh.
Tom回复了 哦
'Do you fancy lunch?' Three kisses.
'想要一起吃午餐吗?' 三个吻
I'm replied, 'Yum. Yum'. One kiss. Then he sent this.
我回复 '要 要'一个吻 然后他发送了这个
What exactly is a bootie call?
求爱答铃到底是什么意思?
Erm...
额...
There was me thinking it was something to do with pirates.
我还以为是跟海盗有关的呢
You need to move people on quicker. Why?
你们得赶快把人赶走 为什么?
They're soaking up all our heat.
他们在消耗我们的暖气
We're not here to give handouts. Aren't we?
我们不是在这儿做救济的 难道不是吗?
People give off heat, Angela.
人会散发热量 Angela
Unemployed people don't. They're too low energy.
失业的人可不会 他们能量太低
Have you signed on? Do you mean today?
你登记了吗? 你说今天?
Or ever in my life? You need to move along. Come on.
还是我这辈子? 你得走 快点
Can't I just stand in the corner? Outside.
我能只站在角落里吗? 外头去
Move.
走
Get clear of the sensors. You're letting the cold air in.
离感应器远点儿 冷空气进来了
If he comes back in, call the police.
如果他再进来就叫警♥察♥
Maybe it's upside down.
可能放倒了
No.
也不是
What're you doing? Found this behind the unit.
你们干什么呢? 在柜子后面发现了这个
Yeah, it belongs to a client.
这是一个客户的
He's got an interview this afternoon. They're taking that to an interview?
他今天下午有个面试 有人拿那个去面试?
Oh, that's good. Did one of your kids do that?
画得不错 你们谁的孩子画的?
One of the claimants did it.
是一个求职者画的
What's it meant to be? It's a cow.
画得是个什么? 那是头母牛
Really? A cow
当真?母牛
So, is that its head? That?No that's its tail.
那 那个是头? 那个?那是尾巴
It's too big to be its tail. It's abstract. It's not literal.
尾巴也太大了 抽象派 夸张的
So open your minds and see the piece as a whole.
放飞你们的想象力 整体来看
So that's not its head, then?
那 那个不是头?
No.
不是
Why is it colder than a witch's tit in here?
为什么这么冷?
I thought the heating was broken. Ne, I've turned it down. What for?
我以为暖气坏了 没坏 我调低了 为毛?
We're not storing meat.
我们又没有藏肉
I'm saving us money. I think that's a great idea, Angela.
我在为大家省钱 我觉得注意不错 Angela
Thanks. But I have just lost the feeling in my feet.
谢谢 但是我的脚已经冻麻了
That's bad circulation. I'll turn it up.
你血液循环不好 我去调高
No, you won't. Hold your horses. Natalie is Deputy Manager.
你不能去 别急 Natalie是副经理
I'm Cost Cutting Commander. It's my jurisdiction. Commander?
我是支出削减指挥官 我有权这么做 指挥官?
You were champion half an hour ago.
半小时前你还是担当吧
Either way, I have control of the thermostat and it's staying on six.
不管怎样 我掌控调温器 它得在6度
Hi, there. Hm? Karl, is it?
嗨 帅哥 嗯? 是Karl吗?
I'm Lottie.
我是Lottie
Ben's running a bit late.
Ben稍微晚点儿到
But help yourself to anything you fancy. There's M&Ms there.
你自己随意 那儿有M豆
Oh, wow. M&Ms? Can I get you a drink? What coffee do you like?
哇 M豆? 需要喝的吗?你喜欢什么咖啡?
Oh, erm... Gold Blend?
雀巢金牌?
We're got our own man. He'll make anything.
我们有自己师♥傅♥ 什么都能做
Anything?
都能做?
Right. OK. So, that's not its head.
好的 那不是头
No.
不是
Yeah. Yeah. This piece. It's really challenging.
是啊 是啊 这件作品真是 真是别具一格
Thanks. Did you say your degree's in... erm...?
谢谢 你说你有学位?
Art. Fine Art. I got a first.
美术 美术 我是一等
Well, I was two marks off but it's the same thing, right?
其实 就差两分 都一样的 是吧?
So... Karl...
Karl...
the position you're applying for involves creating artwork
你申请的职位涉及为电脑游戏创造艺术作品
for computer games. Do you think you could adapt your... er...
你觉得你能够运用你的...
style to that? Yes, I could.
风格? 可以 我可以
Cool. Cool. Great. How?
好 好 很好 怎么用法?
Well, I could add a gun to that particular piece.
就那副画来说我可以添一把枪上去
It could be a new game.
就可以变成一个新游戏
Killer cow.
母牛杀手
Killer cow. It could fight other farmyard animals.
母牛杀手 它可以跟其他农场动物作战
You know? It could fight your sheep. Your hens.
你看吧? 它可以跟绵羊啊 母鸡啊
Your horses. Well, horses.
马啊作战 对了 还有马
The end of level boss could be a big Shire horse.
终极大王可以是个大夏尔马
That you have to kill by firing milky bullets from your...
要杀死它 你得用牛奶♥子♥弹...
You know, your teats.
从你的奶头里
Teats? Yeah. Yeah. Udders.
奶头? 对 乳♥房♥♥
OK. Cool
好 够酷
And... erm... what's this one?
那这幅呢?
Erm... it's the crying eye of...
这是一个战乱孩童的哭泣之眼
Oh. Hello, Karl.
噢 你好 Karl
Hello, Trish. How are you? I'm fine.
你好 Trish 你还好吗? 我很好
Why are you coming in the back way?
你为什么要从后面进?
Er... just for a change.
额... 图个新鲜而已
Why are you standing behind a bin?
你为什么站在垃圾箱后面?