康纳一家（2018）

David just parked.
大卫刚停下车
You know, I don't think I've ever met Mark's dad.
你知道的 我好像还没见过马克的爸爸呢
Well, we've actually been separated for years,
其实 我们已经分开好多年了
so he's never been to a parent-teacher conference before.
所以他之前并没有来参加过家长会
He was working overseas. Oh.
他在海外工作 哦
Not for money, but, um...
不是为了赚钱 但是
But he's a good dad... yeah.
他诚然是个好爸爸
Not a great dad, or he would've been on time.
不是最好的爸爸 否则早就按时到了
I'm just... I'm just kidding.
我是 开玩笑的了
I'm just kidding.
开玩笑的
We have that kind of relationship,
我们的关系就像玩笑似的
you know, when he's not around.
当他不在身边的时候
Oh, so, so sorry we're late.
很抱歉我们迟到了
Who's this?
这是谁啊
This is my girlfriend, Blue.
这是我的女朋友 布卢
Blue, this is Darlene,
布卢 这位是达琳
and... and Mark's teacher, Mrs... um, Reynolds.
这位是 马克的老师 额 雷诺兹老师
Thank you for having me,
谢谢你请我过来
member of the noblest profession.
最高尚职业中的一员
Ah, and it's so nice to finally meet you, Darlene.
达琳 终于见到你真是太好了
Yes, it's... nice to meet you, too.
是啊 见到你我也很高兴
And what a delightful surprise that it's happening here!
咱们这儿的惊喜还真是一波接一波啊
I should've told you that Blue was coming,
我应该告诉你布卢要来
but at the last minute,
但是在最后一刻
she felt that...
她觉得
I-I mean we felt that if she was here,
我是说我们觉得如果她也来这儿
she could be a more profound part
她就会成为马克人生旅程中
of Mark's life journey.
更不可或缺的一部分
Yeah, I've only met Mark twice,
是啊 我是才见过马克两面
but I've known him forever.
但我感觉我都认识他很久了
And, you know, like they say, the more parents, the better!
再说了 就像他们说的似的 家长越多 对孩子越好
Um... who says that? No one says that.
这是谁的名言 根本不是名言吧
So, why don't we get started.
我们何不开始交流呢
Uh, yeah, sorry.
对 抱歉
I'm... I'm anxious to hear how Mark's doing in his new class.
我 我很想听听马克在新课上的表现
First, Mark is an absolute pleasure,
首先 马克绝对是个好孩子
although he can be... a little too talkative at times.
虽然他有时候 会有点过于健谈
That is so Mark.
这也太马克了
I'm always saying that. He's so highly verbal.
我一直这么说来着 他口才很好的
Totally. You would know, 'cause you've met him twice, so...
是啊 你当然知道了 你都见过他两面了
So, uh... Mark's a big talker?
所以 马克很喜欢接嘴吗
Is that... Is that affecting his schoolwork?
这会影响到他的功课吗
No. Honestly, it's a struggle to keep him challenged.
没有 说实话 想把马克难住还真不好办
W-W-Well, you know, if you think
好吧 要是你觉得
he needs some extra work to challenge him,
他还需要做一些额外的作业的话
we can help him when the kids stay over this weekend.
我们可以在孩子们这周末来我们家住的时候辅♥导♥他
H-Hold up. What... The kids are staying over?
等等 什么 孩子们要去你家过夜吗
I never agreed to that.
我可没同意过
Huh. My smart watch is telling me to get up and move,
我的智能手表提醒我要起来运动了
and, I don't know, now seems like a good time.
我也不知道 现在似乎是个好时候呢
You said the kids could sleep over sometimes.
你说过孩子们偶尔可以跟我们一起住的
That's just something you say, like,
我就是随便说说的啊 就好比
"They're your kids, too."
“他们也是你的孩子啊”
Come on.
别这样
I'm trying to make up for lost time here.
我是想努力弥补我欠他们的时间
Fine. They can sleep over.
好吧 他们可以去你家住
And you do not have to worry.
你根本无需担心
I lived on a weed commune...
我住在一个大♥麻♥公社里
...where we all shared in the raising of the children.
我们那儿都互相一起帮忙带孩子的
Oh, yeah, sure. Well, it's easier that way
哦 是啊 当然了 当你喝得酩酊大醉
when you're too stoned to know whose kid is whose.
不知道谁的孩子是谁的时候 那样更容易
"The Conners" is recorded
《康纳一家》是在
in front of a live studio audience.
现场演播室观众的面前录制的
Ah, damn.
妈的
You okay?
你没事儿吧
Ah, I'm short a guy at work.
我单位缺一个人
My back's acting up from hangin' drywall.
一个人做墙面工作弄得我背疼
Turns out...
结果证明
I forgot to eat right and exercise
过去五十年来 我忘记
for the last 50 years.
规律饮食和锻炼了
It's never too late.
现在还不算晚
That's what they say, but...
他们也这么说 但是
it is.
已经晚了
Hey, Beck.
小贝
What do you need?
你找什么呢
Willpower or a beer.
意志力或者是瓶啤酒
Once again, we have a winner!
非常荣幸的告诉大家 我们有赢家了
Hey, you know what, Deej?
你猜怎么着 迪吉
If you want to pick up a couple extra bucks,
你要是想多赚个钱
you could help out on my crew.
你可以过来帮我
I am slammed at work.
我自己工作就够忙了
You know the servicing of vending machines,
你们知道自动贩卖♥♥机的维修
it's not just collecting coins.
不只是要把硬币收起来
Vandals scratch curse words into the glass.
搞破坏的人还会把诅咒的话刻到玻璃上
And they say firemen are heroes.
就是啊 消防员跟你比哪算得上英雄啊
Hey, Dad?
爸爸
Mm-hmm?
怎么了
How come you didn't ask me to do drywall?
你怎么不让我跟你去做墙面的活儿呢
'Cause I'm a girl?
因为我是个女孩儿吗
Wait, you're not gonna get me with that one.
等等 你这么说是赢不了我的
No, I didn't ask you because you're a woman.
对 我没问你是因为你是个女人
Come on. I could really use the extra money.
别这样啊 我真的需要赚点儿外快
I'm saving to put a down payment on a mobile home
我正在攒钱付拖车房♥的首♥付♥
with a patio and a tree that you can tie yourself to
有个露台还有棵树 你可以等飓风来的时候
when the tornado comes.
把自己绑在树上
I'd love to, Beck, but it's construction.
我很乐意让你赚钱 小贝 但那是建筑业
I'm not comfortable having you around
我不希望你处于那种
all that rough language and dirty jokes,
插科打诨 讲荤段子的环境里
and I don't think I can cut back.
而我也不会改变不说脏话的
Women built the pyramids, Dad.
爸爸 金字塔可是女人盖的
I don't know if that's true,
我虽然不知道是不是真的
but I like how quick you came up with it.
但是我喜欢你这脱口而出的速度
So, is that a yes?
所以你同意了吗
All right, Butch. We'll give it a shot.
好吧 布奇 你试着干干吧
And, Mom, we'll be fine.
妈妈 我们会没事儿的
Don't text me every five minutes when I'm with Dad and Blue.
我和爸爸布卢在一起的时候别隔个五分钟就发短♥信♥过来
I won't.
不会的
Just remember, any nice feelings you have about her...
你只要记住 只要你对她有一丢丢好感
hurt me.
我就会伤心
Are you jealous because new mommy is so pretty?
你是在嫉妒我后妈长得更漂亮吗
Ohh. That was rough.
哦 这话说的很野
I'm a little wounded... and kinda proud.
我有点儿伤心 还有点儿骄傲
Harris, you come from a long line of sharp-tongued women
哈里斯 你可是来自一个全是伶牙俐齿的女人之家
who have found that this particular gift
她们会发现这种天赋
keeps them from having any truly successful relationships
会让她们除了家人之外几乎没有什么
outside the family.
成功的人际关系
Hey. You got everything?
都弄好了吗
Everything but happiness.
除了不幸福别的都挺好
I mean I'm working on it with a new boyfriend.
我是说 我正在适应一个新男朋友呢
Sorry, I-I-I meant bags.
抱歉 我说的是行李（负担）
Oh, yeah, we got baggage...
是啊 我们是有负担的
but...
但是
We're aware of it, and as a life coach,
我们都很清楚 而作为一个过来人
I know that once you're aware of the problem,
我知道一旦你意识到这个问题
then you can begin that long, long process.
就可以开始这个很漫长的过程
Uh, yeah...
是啊
sensing that you're still living alone?
我感觉你现在还是一个人住啊
Uh, no, no, I've got Bev with me now.
哦 不是 我现在和贝弗在一起
Talking to her is a challenge.
跟她说话可真不容易
Did you know that she was beautiful in her day
你知道她年轻时很漂亮