某人某地（2022）

老兄 我们要用铁皮人干点什么
Oh, bro, we gotta do something with this Tin Man thing.
我超爱他
I love this guy!
乐队放在这里 还有酒吧
You put the band here, the bar.
你觉得如何
What do you think?
我觉得很棒
I mean, I think this is awesome.
我姐姐和我经常在这里演戏
My sister and I spent a lot of time in here doing shows.
我觉得她会很喜欢
I think she would really love this.
你看起来很棒 灯光照着你
Well, you look good, the light's on you.
我们能听听你的歌♥吗
Can we hear one of those songs
关于丁丁
about the ding-dongs
或者假鸡的
or the diddles?
我准备了一首歌♥ 但不是关于丁丁
Well, I have something, but it's not about dongs.
不要 我们想听劲爆的
No, we wanna hear the juicy stuff.
你懂的 卖♥♥得动的东西
You know, what sells!
好吧 我要弹一首新歌♥
Alright, I'm gonna try something and...
现在时间正好
I guess now's as good a time as any.
我不知道为什么好紧张
I don't know why I'm so fuckin' nervous.
乔尔 这首歌♥献给你
Joel, this is for you.
但没有丁丁
But there's no dongs.
*我听过他们无数次说*
*How many times did I hear them say*
*她已无可救药 遥不可及*
*She's out of reach, drifted away?*
*又是一夜盯着墙壁*
*Another night staring at the wall*
*如果我尝试 我知道会失败*
*And if I try, I know I'll fall*
*所有山峰向我靠近*
*All these hills closing in on me*
*这里的一切我早已司空见惯*
*There's nothing here I haven't seen*
*再次让我起身*
*Lift me to my feet again*
*我失去联♥系♥ 需要朋友*
*I've lost touch, I need a friend*
*你带我回家*
*You brought me home*
*你带我回家*
*You brought me home*
*我的胸好似就要跳出胸膛*
*My heart is beating through my chest*
*为什么没人收拾这残局*
*Why would anyone come clean this mess?*
*我心中的歌♥唱给你听*
*The song in me fell out of you*
*我现在发现都是多亏了你*
*I found it now because of you*
*你带我回家*
*You brought me home*
*你带我回家*
*Yes, you brought me home*
*现在我到家了*
*And I am home*
*我*
*I am*
*到家了*
*Home*
就这样
That's it.
你个讨厌鬼
You motherfucker.
现在你让我们都伤感了
Well, now that you've bummed us all out,
能继续嗨吗
can we get back to it?
不行
No.
我们就先沉浸在这个时刻一会 弗雷德
Let's just stay in the moment for a little bit, Fred.
好 时间够了吗
Okay. Was that long enough of a moment?
-我来开车 -天哪
- I'm driving. - Oh god!
你确定你有驾照吗
Are you sure you have a legal license?
我们走
Let's fuckin' go!
该死
Oh shit!
乔尔 别在我的公车上洒了酒
Joel, do not spill on my bus!
-你要带我们去哪里 -我不说
- Where are you taking us? - Oh, I'm not telling.
给你们准备了大惊喜 孩子们
You're in for a big surprise, kids.
-派对时刻到 -厄玛
- Let's rage. - Irma!
*可爱的姑娘 我希望*
*Lovely girl, I wish that*
*我能与你行鱼水之欢*
*I could make love to you*
校园甜甜圈
*你成为我的 我永不想失去你*
*And you'd be mine, I'd never wanna lose you...*
-老胸 -老胸
- Hey, brah! - Hey, brah.
-老胸 -老胸
- Brah! - Brah...
乔尔 那句话是谁说的来着
Hey, Joel, what's that thing somebody said
要告别孩子气
about putting away childish things?
孩子气
Childish things?
那是《圣经》里的话 贱♥人♥
That's from the Bible, bitch.
我喜欢你的孩子气
I love your childish things.
*我的伤感*
*My sentiments...*
我也喜欢
I do, too.
真不敢相信我跟厄玛一起派对了 搞什么
I can't believe I'm getting lit with Irma. What the fuck?
她比你想的有意思
She's funner than you think!
你一个人吗
Are you alone?
对
Yeah.
我永远都听不到《假鸡太太》了
I'm never gonna hear "Mrs. Diddles,"
简直闹心死了
and it's gonna kill me!
等等 我还有一件事
Wait, I have one other thing!
还有一件想说的事
One other thing I wanna say.
拿着 拿着
Hold this. Hold it! No,
-拿着 拿着 -快说 快说
- hold it! Hold it! Hold it! - Say it! Say it! Say it!
我知道...你们认识我的地方
I know... that you know me...
各不相同
from everywhere.
-女士们先生们 -不 你不能再说那个了
- Ladies and gentlemen-- - No, you cannot say that anymore!
-好吧 世界上的人们 -放热单
- Okay, people of the world! - Play the hits!
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Welcome to Sam Miller After Dark!
如果你迷茫 如果你寂寞
If you are lost, if you are lonely,
如果你渴望另一个人的抚摸
if you are desperate for the touch of another human being,
那就让我帮你吧
please let me be of service!
天哪 来吧
Oh my god, do it!
你或许好奇 我能为你做什么
And you may wonder, what can I do for you?
你能为我做什么
What can you do for me?
我很高兴你问了
Well, I'm so glad you asked.
*我要用这个屄♥♥裹住所有鸡♥巴♥*
*I'm gonna wrap this pussy around every dick I can*
*用这个屄♥♥裹住所有男孩和男人*
*Wrap this pussy around every boy and man*
*我要用这个屄♥♥裹住所有美国人*
*I'm gonna wrap this pussy around these United States*
*让我的祖国温暖*
*Keep my country warm*
天哪 这是我听过最爱国的演出了
Oh my god, that's the greatest patriotic act I've ever heard!
我都算得上是海豹突击队了
I'm practically a Navy SEAL.
敬用我们的屄♥♥裹住一切
Here's to wrapping our pussies around everything!
-这就是教堂 -这就是教堂
- This is church. - This is church.
-对 这就是教堂 -这就是教堂
- Yes! This is church! - This is church!
教堂
Church!