诈欺担保人（2017）

Sneaky Pete S03E04

Part 1 Sept. 12, 2020, 9:39 p.m.

你还在生我气
You're still angry with me.
你从没道歉
Well, you never apologized.
道什么歉
What-- apologize for what?
你给我下套
What-- you-you set me up.
我绝不会这么对你
I mean, I, you know, I-I would never do that to you.
我是不想去坐牢好抚养我的孩子
I was trying to avoid prison so I could raise my kids.
你的借口是什么
What was your excuse again?
-我是恶魔行了吧 -好
- Yeah, I'm the Devil, all right? - Okay.
-你是老好人 -是啊
- You're Miss Goody Two-shoes, all right? - Yeah.
-我就是想说这个 -不用谢
- Yeah, that's what I was trying to say. - And you're welcome
我把你救出监狱
for getting you out of jail.
-好吗 -什么
- All right? - Huh? What?
你给我下套不可理喻
You set me up like that. I can't believe it.
进来请坐
Come on in. Take a chair.
吉尔班先生
Mr. Kilbane,
请认识下茱莉亚·波曼
I'd like you to meet Julia Bowman
以及马里斯·约瑟波维克
and Marius Josipovic.
你就是维格纳蒂一直在找的
So you're the Marius Josipovic
马里斯·约瑟波维克
Vignetti's been searching for.
我想象中你会更高
I imagined you taller.
我也是
So did I.
马里斯赛·鲁宾内克侵犯了我
Well, Marius, Sy Rubinek violated me.
他夺走了我对艺术和美的喜爱
He took my love of art and beauty
并为了达到自己
and he exploited it
肮脏的目的而对其进行利用
for his own grubby ends, and, uh,
我不仅想要扳倒他
I don't just want to take him down,
我想毁了这混♥蛋♥
I want to destroy the bastard.
跟我说说事情经过
So, walk me through, uh, what happened...
鲁宾内克的一个同伙提出
An associate of Rubinek offered to sell me
以一千万的价格卖♥♥给我《加利利海的风暴》
The Storm on the Sea of Galilee for ten million.
你知道那是加德纳博物馆
And you knew that was one of the stolen paintings
失窃的画作之一
from the Gardner Museum?
不然你以为我怎么砍价砍到4百万的
How do you think I talked him down to four?
这对一幅价值一亿的画来说很划算了
That's a pretty good deal for a hundred million dollar painting.
但我从一开始就很机警
But I-I was wary from the start,
所以我坚持在付款前
so I insisted that the painting
找专家给那幅画
be scientifically authenticated
用科学方法验证真伪
by an expert before money changed hands.
赛买♥♥通了那个专家
And Sy paid that expert.
没有
No.
那是真品
It was the real painting.
在验证和交钱期间
Somewhere between the authentication and the exchange,
鲁宾内克把伦勃朗的真迹换成了赝品
Rubinek swapped the real Rembrandt for the forgery.
我过了很久才发现
And I didn't notice that the paintings had been swapped
画被掉包了
until... much later.
经典的海德堡骗局
Classic Heidelberg Hustle.
严格来说是维也纳受害者
It's technically a Viennese Victim.
-不在维也纳受害者骗局里 -行了
- No, no, in the Viennese Victim... - Okay.
不管你们在说什么请打住
Wh-Whatever you guys are doing, stop.
你有跟任何人说
Okay, so did you tell anybody
这幅伦勃朗的话是赝品吗
the Rembrandt was fake?
-没有我一直隐瞒着 -很好
- No, I've kept that quiet. - Good.
我们联♥系♥鲁宾内克
We contact Rubinek,
告诉他你想买♥♥
and we tell him that you want to buy
加德纳博物馆另一幅失窃画作
another one of the stolen Gardner paintings.
那我不成了傻瓜吗
That would make me look like a fool.
这就是诱饵啊
Right, that's the bait.
我们给赛一个千载难逢的机会
We give Sy the once in a lifetime opportunity
在同一个人身上施行同一个骗局两次
to pull the same con on the same mark twice.
不过这次他掉包的时候我们抓住他
But this time, when he does the exchange, we grab him.
-然后鲁宾内克就进监狱 -当然
- And Rubinek goes to prison? - Sure.
而我将有幸把加德纳博物馆的
And I get the honor of returning
失窃画作物归原主
the real paintings to the Gardner?
你会成为英雄
You'll be a hero.
你说怎么样
What do you think?
我能信任约瑟波维克先生吗
Can I, uh, can I trust Mr. Josipovic here?
当然不能
No. Not remotely.
所以你才找到了我监视他的一举一动
But that's why you have me, to watch him like a hawk.
诈欺担♥保♥人
第三季第四集
警监呢
Where's the captain?
警监不想见你
Captain don't want to see you.
我不想见你
I don't want to see you.
我没想到你竟然想见你自己
Hell, I'm surprised you even want to see you.
我犯了个错
I made a mistake.
非当班期间不带搜查令去突袭毒窝
Raiding a drug den off-duty, with no warrant?
在所谓的突袭中弄丢了你的警徽
Losing your badge in the middle of some so-called raid?
那不是突袭我
It wasn't a raid, I was...
然后被罪犯的车
Then you get dragged all over Bridgeport
拖在布里奇波特的街上
on the side of a yegg's car,
像个婊♥子♥一样尖叫
screaming like a little bitch?
这是三个错误
That's three mistakes.
每个都比前一个还蠢
Each one stupider than the last.
我外公让我帮他忙
My grandfather asked me to do him a favor.
-我只是 -所以是他的错
- I was just... - Oh, so it's his fault?
不不是任何人的错
No. It's no one's fault.
当出现这么严重的失误时
When there's a fuckup this bad,
总有人犯错
it's always someone's fault.
休息两周
Take two weeks.
让你的脸慢慢恢复
Let your face heal.
我的脸没事
My face is fine.
听着那罪犯已经请了律师了
Look... the yegg's already lawyered up.
这是你收到的第三次投诉
This is your third complaint.
休息两周想想你想做什么
Take two weeks and think about what you want to do.
没什么可想的
There's nothing to think about.
不是每个人都适合做警♥察♥
Not everyone's cut out to be a police.
趁别人开除你之前
Best you make the decision to move on yourself,
你最好自行离开
before someone makes it for you.
-洛琳 -嘿
- Lorraine. - Oh, hey.
出什么事了吗
Hi. Is something wrong?
没我只是
No, no, I just...
你的脸怎么了
What happened to your face?
-没事 -看上去不像没事
- It's fine. - It doesn't look fine.
娜塔莉怎么样
How's Natalie?
不怎么好
N-Not great.
查塔姆有个戒毒机构
Um, there's a rehab facility in Chatham.
-我今晚要带她过去 -她同意了
- I'm gonna take her tonight. - She agreed to go?
她没得选
Not giving her a choice.
听着泰勒
Um, listen, Taylor,
我向奥托向你求助的时候
when I asked Otto for help, for your help,
-我不该的 -你只是
- I shouldn't have. - Yeah, you were just
担心你的孩子
worried about your kid.
我知道但是
I know, but...
娜塔莉跟你说的关于我和奥托的事
what Natalie told you about me and Otto.
-嗯 -我没想瞒着你
- Yeah. - I wasn't trying to keep anything from you.
那都是陈年往事
It's ancient history.
别怪奥托
Just don't blame Otto.
很久前的事了
It was a long time ago.
我刚从一段失败婚姻里走出来他又很善良
I just got out of a bad marriage, and he was... kind.
这不关我事
It's none of my business.
谢谢你如此卖♥♥命地帮忙
Thank you for going above and beyond.
我很开心能帮上忙真的
I'm just-- I was happy to help. Really.
X什么意思
What's the "X" For?
情报秘密传递点 X
It's a dead drop. The, uh, "X"
让鲁宾内克知道有给他的消息
Lets Rubinek know that there's a message for him.
这有点太业余了吧
Seems a little Scooby-Doo, don't you think?
他之所以从没被抓到过是有原因的
Look, there's a reason why the guy's never been caught.
他有18个化名他谨慎到了极致
He's got 18 known aliases. He's cautious to the extreme.
如果我们想成功
So if we're gonna pull this off,
就得按他的规矩来办
we got to play by his rules.
-信息里是什么 -走