宋飞正传（1990）

Seinfeld S01E04

Part 4 Nov. 5, 2021, 3:39 p.m.

噢，不不，星期二不行因为我们唱诗班要练习
Oh no no. Tuesday's no good because we've got choir practice.
对
Right.
忘记唱诗班了 - 对
Forgot about choir. -Yeah.
我们... 我们那晚要...
We're-- We're doing that evening...
...演唱东欧国歌♥
...of Eastern European nationaI anthems.
对，你知道...
Right. You know...
...墙倒下来了，诸如此类的
...the waII being down and everything.
那星期四怎么样？那晚有超音速队的比赛
WeII what about Thursday night? I mean they're pIaying the Sonics.
星期四不行，因为我们要去医院...
Thursday is not good because we've gotta get to the hospitaI...
...看我们是不是有资格做器官捐赠人
...to see if we quaIify as those organ donors.
我真应该去试试
I shouId reaIIy try something Iike that.
你真应该去
You reaIIy shouId.
看看赛程表吧
WeII Iet's just take a Iook here.
41场主场比赛
Forty-one home games.
星期六晚上有小牛队
Let's see Saturday night we got the Mavericks.
如果不喜欢小牛队下星期二还有湖人队
If you don't Iike the Mavericks next Tuesday Lakers.
你肯定会喜欢魔术强森吧？
I mean you gotta Iike Magic right?
再来看看有了，有了...
Now Iet's see. On the road on the road on the road....
回到14号♥
Back back on the 14th.
有公牛队，你总不能从过飞人乔丹吧
They pIay the BuIIs. You can't miss Air Jordan....
我已经得出了一个结论你生活中有某些朋友
I've come to the concIusion that there are certain friends in your Iife...
他们会一直是你的朋友而你必须接受
...that they're just aIways your friends and you have to accept it.
你见到他们，却不太想见到他们你不打电♥话♥给他们
You see them. You don't want to see them. You don't caII them.
他们打给你
They caII you.
你不回电♥话♥，他们就继续打
You don't caII back they caII again.
要和这些没有任何共同语言的人聊天
The way to get through taIking with peopIe...
唯一的办法
...you have nothing in common with...
就是要装作你在主持自己的脱口秀
...is to pretend you're hosting your own IittIe taIk show.
我就是这样做的假装下面一个小桌子
This is what I do. Pretend there's a IittIe desk around you.
还有小椅子，你就面对着他们
There's a IittIe chair over there and you interview them.
唯一的问题就是，永远不能说
The onIy probIem is there's no way to say
“嘿，真荣幸你能来看我的秀
"Hey it's been great having you on the show.
快乐的时光过得特别快”
We're out of time."